Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)kas @2kas2furious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t care if the FDA recalls it, I’ll never stop eating pussy 041
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)patrick edell @patrickedell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026fell on a spike 016227
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026sorry, can't talk, I'm crafting spells and potions to assist the local townsfolk in their earthly dilemmas and woes 010
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026hello! i have one month left to pay off my top surgery!!! ive already received so much support and kindness and am immensely grateful :,) any shares are deeply appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/sweatermuppe...ko-fi.comSupport sweatermuppetSupport sweatermuppet 14555
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Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026anyways, I'm going to fucking bed 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hate having so many doubts about what I really meant to her in the end. I hate having questions about what I mean to her now. I hate that I can't just let it go. I hate that I still have dreams about her and wake up sad. I hate that I have to miss both a partner and a once-best friend. 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hate feeling like a disposable placeholder for something better that came along. I hate seeing her on social media and aching for her to reach for me back. I hate myself for fucking it all up. I hate that I can't tell her how wonderful she is anymore. I hate how pathetic I am. 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm rarely ever non-vaguely emo and openly heartbroken on social media but. I need somewhere to be ugly. I hate still being in love with my ex. I hate missing our friendship and how close we used to be. I hate feeling like I was just deadweight cut from her life, excised like a tumor. 110
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026actually, the heart should NOT want what the heart wants, why are we all enabling this 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026La Croix, aka, *hacking-coughing sound from the bottom of my chest* 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We're about a month in and I'm SURVIVING, BITCH 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026blowing my nose in the shower when I'm congested, my beloved 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Additionally, I'll be working like 65 hours a week, so. I'm nervous AND preemptively exhausted. 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Listen, euphoria is fucked and I don't like it, but they were COOKING with that representation of depression-so-bad-you-got-a-bladder-infection-because-you-couldn't-get-out-of-bed, so. Y'know 010
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Omg awawa thank u 🙂↕️ 010
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Repost repost repost repost (I do not have any thoughts of my own to state today) repost repost repost repost 000
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I think one of my problems is that when I have a crush on someone I’m immediately like “oh well obviously this is a ME problem and I just need to keep this to myself and not be Weird” 2233
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026🫵🏳️⚧️ 120461
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I cannot!! Believe!! I start my internships!!! In 3 weeks!!!!!!!! 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 120
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Headbutting my art block until one of us dies. 37312
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Also I need everyone to know that I watched all of Hacks recently and it now lives rent free in my head forever as one of the most beautiful narratives surrounding platonic soulmates I've ever seen 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I never followed up on this but I need y'all to know that I SAW SWAMP PUPPIES 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026*impact crater in the shape of a basil plant* 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Returns to this wretched (beautiful) place 100
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)danielle taphanel @treelet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026all that is mine 1967277
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡 1794513258
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I'm in NOLA for a vacation and today is swamp tour day 😎😎😎 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026maybe I should start journaling again 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Yeah, I guess you could say I'm living the good life, what abouddit 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Imma say it. Sometimes .... I miss ...... Having a landline?? 000
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 12/04/2026people will tell you it’s complicated but it’s really not 1364072463
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I don't... Like exercising...... But I like how I feel AFTER exercising, u kno 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I feel like I'm in one of those climactic points in a film where someone's about to fall to their death and so is someone else and the only reason they haven't is because someone's hanging onto them both with each arm, slowly being pulled out of the sockets Y'know 001
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026How does our love for one another reach across time, consciousness, mind and matter, just to tap us gently on the shoulder and ask us to look? Look, so you won't miss a necessary moment to care for one another? Look, because we can somehow always feel each other even in the dark? 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Like. What do you MEAN I woke up at 4 am with a weird feeling I couldn't shake and then my friend who has been devastated and so unwell lately just HAPPENED to text me at 4:10 asking if I was awake 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Also sometimes I think about the mysterious and somewhat unsettling but also awe-inspiring reality of connection. 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Da tings I do... Fuh luv......... 000
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)danny! 🐯 @tigerstooth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026i’ll find myself there in the tangle 🌱 8552211
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026He messaged me today being like "I came harder than I have in a long time doing that with you" and I think I'm dehydrated from laughing until I cried 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026So on grindr, I have a pic of me as priest wahluigi from a Halloween wedding I officiated last week, & naturally, that means folks like to slide in my DMs & do a silly flirty bit. A couple weeks ago I let it go on a while and some guy and I sexted while I pretended to be said wahluigi priest, and... 100
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Some folks are getting something relatively normal, others are getting what appears to be a Christmas equivalent of a voodoo doll 000
Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I'm hosting a fake awards show this Saturday for my friends and some of the trophies I've made for them are... Unhinged 110
Reposted by Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage)silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 21/01/2026i hope many transgender things happen to you this year 224998
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Basil 🌿 (Matcha Man Randy Savage) @cryptogooawlogy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Regret to inform the publique that I experience this 50% of the time driving now lmao 010