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+ about nature, design, longform reads + into indie art, retro media, action items + pro body hair, ghouls, cannabis Elder Millennial 🔞 | NB + Any Pronouns | White + US NExSW | All the Disorders

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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
September
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Living its best life
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
August
Photo of a black and white puppy, mid-yowl,
lazing beneath a hydrangea bush. Photo of fence with a “Beware of Dog” sign in front of a weathered clapboard house.  Photo of bird’s nest mushrooms Photo of an oyster catcher strolling along the beach
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shorebirds is best birds With bonus horseshoe crab
Photo of an oyster catcher on the beach Photo of two gulls on the beach. One is an American herring gull; I don’t have an ID on the other one. Photo of what I think is a juvenile American herring gull on the beach Photo of a horseshoe crab on the beach
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Obsessed with her
Photo of a black and white puppy
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
July🪻🩵
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Screenshot from article, which reads:

Through this partnership, 9 SUNY campuses will offer learn-to-swim lessons this year, including:

State University of New York at Binghamton
SUNY Cortland
SUNY Delhi
SUNY Maritime
Mohawk Valley Community College
North Country Community College
SUNY Old Westbury
Orange County Community College
Tompkins Cortland Community CollegeScreenshot from article, which reads:

The program will also be offered through YMCA locations across the state, expanding access to communities throughout New York. Residents should contact their local YMCA to learn about eligibility requirements and lesson start dates. Participating YMCA partners include:

YMCA of Greater New York
YMCA of Greater Rochester
YMCA of Central New York
Watertown Family YMCA
YMCA Buffalo Niagara
Capital District YMCA
YMCA of Long Island
New Rochelle YMCA
Middletown YMCA
Rye YMCA
Saratoga Regional YMCA
Plattsburgh YMCA
YMCA of Ithaca & Tompkins County
[list continued in next pic]Screenshot from article, which reads: 

[list continued from previous pic]
GLOW YMCA
Rockland County YMCA
YMCA of Kingston and Ulster County
Auburn YMCA-WEIU
YMCA of the Twin Tiers
Jamestown Area YMCA
YMCA of Broome County
Oneonta Family YMCA
Norwich YMCA
Cortland Family YMCA
Geneva Family YMCA
Central and Northern Westchester YMCA
Greater Tri Valley YMCA
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy Belated Pride to the mermaid with her tits fully out on this stained glass piece at our vet’s office.
Photo of a large stained glass piece hanging in a window. It shows multiple animals gathered around a topless mermaid with a rainbow in the background.  The design looks like a children’s drawing, which adds to its charm.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This asshole
Screenshot of the Merlin bird identification app. Various birds are listed as possible IDs based on their songs, including a northern mockingbird. The implication is that the mockingbird imitated the other birds on the list.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Grackle got no boss! + image source: www.reddit.com/r/Austin/s/t...
Photo of a t-shirt by Bearded Lady Screen Printing. It features the image of a grackle with the text, “grackle got no boss.”
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ve really appreciated AppleTV’s recent lineup of shows featuring middle-aged actresses with lived-in faces and bodies. I’m so very tired of Instagram face.
Still of Amy Adams in Cape Fear.Still of Kate O’Flynn in Widow’s Bay. Still of Tatiana Maslany in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I miss them already
Photo from Ayo Edebiri’s social media of her and Ebon Moss-Bachrach on the set of The Bear with the caption,”work will have u befriending a 40 yr old man” Photo from Ayo Edebiri’s social media of her and Ebon Moss-Bachrach promoting The Bear. Ebon has his face in his hands while Ayo smiles over his shoulder.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Widow’s Bay was so much fun. I’m going to miss tuning in to it every week.
Screenshot of a comment that says,”tom loftis is like if courage the cowardly dog wished to be human.”
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dancing queen
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Came for the Letterkenny, stayed for the Golden Girls
Photo of two bumper stickers. One is the silhouette of an ostrich with the word allegedly in quotes on it. The other is Rue McClanahan as Blanche Devereaux with the caption, “God, I wish I was dead.”
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They’re the same picture
Screenshot from Trigun Stargaze of Vash looking adoringly at Wolfwood
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user cowyboykath. It shows three shots of Jayce from Arcane - each featuring his adoring puppy dog face - with a caption that reads:
big fan of jayce’s “i’m-looking-at-viktor” expression
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Don’t let his elegance fool you, there is absolutely nothing going on between those ears.
Photo of a fluffy black cat laying in the sun
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Seems like just the LL Bean-style canvas totes that have taken off, but all the TJ totes are peak design imo.
Photo of a Trader Joe’s tote bag featuring a drawing of a tin of sardines. Photo of a Trader Joe’s grocery bag for New Mexico. It features the bold colors of New Mexico’s license plates and depicts a closeup of someone wearing turquoise jewelry holding a hatch green chile.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m gonna miss this show so much when it’s over. #hacks
Scene from the TV show Hacks where Kayla’s dad tells Kayla and Jimmy, who are both dressed like teen girls, “You look like two Hannah Montanas.” Jimmy responds, “Hannah Montana WAS two people, you fucking moron.” Scene from the TV show Hacks where Ava runs into Deborah’s bedroom with a bat, thinking she needs to be defended from intruders but she was just having a nightmare. Deborah asks, “Why do you have a bat?” Ava responds, “I thought the proletariat was rising up and giving you what you deserved, and I was gonna decide what side I was on when I got here.”
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Excellent filmography, insane face card, and likely bisexual 🙌🏻
Black and white photo of Gary Cooper, dressed as a dandified cowboy, on the set of the movie The TexanBlack and white portrait of young Gary CooperBlack and white photo of a slightly disheveled Gary Cooper
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Bonus:
Photo of Bernie Sanders with drawn-on shutter shades and two drinks with crazy straws. The caption reads: No one working 40 hours a week should have to worry about whether they can get lit af Fake tweet from Bernie Sanders that reads: Universal health care and tuition-free college aren’t radical. They already exist in other nations. Here’s what’s radical: In Two Towers, Legolas rides a shield like fucking surfboard while no-scoping orcs with his arrows
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy 420! 🔥🎉 Here’s a collection of Bernie stoner memes I’ve saved over the years.
Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Nobody working 40hrs/week should have to scrape resin just to get highPicture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Cannabis derived terms are a human right, not a privilege Photo of Bernie Sanders smiling next to a photo of big fat nugs. Below is a photo of Joe Biden looking serious next to a photo of shake full of stems and seeds.Screenshot of a caption that goes with the previous pic, written from Joe Biden’s perspective. It says:
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What I’m smoking is dirt. So let’s get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! Get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. That’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Perpetually amazed by how many artists sandblast this dude’s features. Like even in his astral plane mind palace he’s rocking the eye bags and deviated nose. #viktorarcane + Screencaps from tumblr.com/viktors-sternomastoid/781292093258743808/viktors-astral-smiles-4
Closeup shot of Viktor from the TV show Arcane. Profile shot of Viktor from the TV show Arcane. Closeup shot of Viktor from the TV show Arcane.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This Texas Roadhouse isn’t trying very hard to maintain the illusion
Photo of a neon sign in the shape of Texas above a sign advertising the Canadian beer brand Labatt Blue
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I get a lot of mileage out of this one
Screenshot of a tweet by user Mark_Dubs that reads:
TRES leches? En esta economia?
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The meme culture that sprung up around GOT back in the day almost made up for how stupid the show was.
A graphic by Texts From Westeros showing the Game of Thrones character Robert Baratheon holding a horn flagon. The text overlay reads:
(518): They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh and Ancestral Puebloans absolutely knocked it out of the park design-wise. + Photos taken at Aztec Ruins National Monument
Photo of a museum plaque featuring complex black, white, and red stylized art. Two serpents slither along the bottom while three figures in striped body paint and hats cling to a big arch. There are numerous geometric designs throughout the piece, primarily triangles and stair steps. The caption for the art reads: 
Koshare on Rainbow, artist Awa Tsireh (Alphonso Roybal), San Ildefonso Pueblo
Awa Tsireh (1898-1955) was one of the first Pueblo painters to receive recognition by the Santa Fe art community. He was a farmer, potter, painter, and silversmith. He was exemplary in representational, conventional, and abstract styles.

Larger text under the art reads:
Seven pueblos make up the Tewa speaking people. Six are located along the Rio Grande River north of Santa Fe: Ohkay Owingeh (San Juan) "Village of the strong people," Kha'p'oo Owinge (Santa Clara) "Valley of the wild roses," Po-woh-ge-oweenge (San Ildefonso) "Where the water cuts through," P'O Suwae Geh (Pojoaque) "Water drinking place or gathering place," Nanbe O-Ween-Ge (Nambé) "People of the round earth," and Te Tesugeh Oweengeh (Tesuque) "Village of the narrow place of the cottonwood trees."
Hano is a village located on the Hopi First Mesa in northeastern Arizona. According to tradition, the people of Hano were invited to live on First Mesa to help protect the Hopi villages from attack.
While an integral part of the Hopi Tribe, they still retain close ties to their Tewa relatives on the Rio Grande River.Photo of a reddish-brown bowl with a black x in the center. A long many-legged creature outlined in black wraps around the inner rim of the bowl Photo of a white bowl with black geometric designs all over it. They form a jagged, explosive design bursting from the center of the bowl.  Photo of a mug and small pot or vase on a shelf. Both are white with black geometric designs on them, mostly triangles and bold lines. A card to next to the mug reads: 
Mesa Verde Black-on-white mug
Ceramic
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Everyone stay safe out there today!
Image of Arya and the Hound from Game of Thrones. There are “deal with it” sunglasses superimposed on them, along with text that reads, ”Fuck the King.”
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Nipper knows what’s up 👑🙅🏻‍♀️ Nationwide info at nokings.org (but as always don’t sign up for protests)
Digital flyer for an upcoming No Kings protest in the New York Capital District. The flyer shows Nipper, the RCA mascot dog, peeing on a crown in front of a big yellow X. Text above reads, “No thrones. No crowns. No kings. March 28.” A QR code and text on the bottom directs to indivisiblealbany.org.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Buc-ee has no chill
Photo of various slaps on a railing. The main sticker is a parody of the Buc-ee’s beaver mascot, drawn in a crude style with a goofy expression. Text on the sticker reads, “show me your Bus-sy.”
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Modern legend Brittany Howard was rocking the iconic white Gibson during her Sinners performance at this week’s Oscars. 💞
Photo of Sister Rosetta Tharpe playing her white Gibson Les Paul SG Custom guitar. Photo of Brittany Howard playing a white Gibson Les Paul SG Custom guitar on stage at the 2026 Academy Awards.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love this little dude 😱 Small animal figurine + Unknown artist, Cochiti Pueblo + 19th Century + Adobe Gallery: www.adobegallery.com/blog/cochiti...
Photo of a pottery creature that resembles a chonky pig or bear. It’s covered in simple black designs, including cartoonish eyes. Its hands are touching the sides of its face, and part of its snout is missing, giving it a surprised “oh no!” expression.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
All the windows open, enjoying this false spring while we can
Photo of a black cat on a windowsill, looking at the viewer from between two curtains.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr moodboard by user marisatomay with assorted images celebrating the return of daylight savings time in the US, as follows: 
1. Idris Elba saying, “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
2. A man soaking up the sun in a lounge chair.
3. The little girl from A Cabin in the Woods saying, “The evil is defeated.”
4. The meme of surprised New York but she’s saying, “Sunlight?!” instead of Beyoncé. 
5. Dan Stevens clapping. 
6. Natasha Lyonne saying, ”Sunlight what a concept.”
7. The meme of that party bro saying, “Bro I’m straight up having a good time.”
8. A painting of women in flowing dresses frolicking in a circle. 
9. Skyler Gisondo saying, “Bien. Bien.”

The moodboard caption says: sunset after 7pm today moodboard
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
She’s so serious 🧐
Photo of a shaggy tricolored dog laying on a couch. She has a stiff, regal pose with one paw on the couch arm as she stares forward with her ears upright.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Rick Steves is a real one. He’s been very outspoken against the current administration and is an advocate for several progressive causes.
Screenshot of a post by Rick Steves that reads:

“It’s just good style to get to know people before you bomb them.”  

That’s what I said 18 years ago when people asked me, “Why are you producing this TV show?” It was 2008, and President Bush was threatening to go to war with Iran. So, I did the best thing I could to bolster peace — I produced a public television special designed to humanize and better understand the people of Iran.

Well, it’s 2026 now, and the USA under Trump has stepped into a void. What our country just did in Iran is like someone blowing up Mar-a-Lago to kill our leader…or blowing up the Kremlin to kill Russia’s. Or the equivalent in Ottawa, Havana, Taipei, or Sacramento. Regardless of how much you hated Khamenei, we’ve entered a new frontier in a world where long-established norms are crumbling. And who’s gone rogue? Pick up a flag and look in the mirror.

Sure, there are people dancing in the streets in Iran — just as there would be if our president ended up dead under a pile of rubble, too. But Americans who are gleeful today don’t really understand Iran any more than those who were fixated on (or titillated by) Ted Koppel’s 444 days of the Iran hostage crisis 45 years ago. 

The world’s a messy place. But that’s no excuse. As an American taxpayer, I believe that every US bomb that falls and every bullet that flies has my name on it. In the last year, our president (who won votes by promising to keep America out of wars and is now famously agitating for a Nobel Peace Prize) has dropped bombs on seven foreign countries — and each of those bombs has your name on it, too…including the one that just recklessly decapitated a nation of 90 million people in a war-torn corner of our world. Screenshot of a post by Rick Steves that reads:

I want freedom for the Iranian people as much as anyone. And I know that, with ICE-like forces, their government has killed thousands of protesters…thousands of Renée Goods and Alex Prettis. But I also know that, sometimes, patience and stability are preferable to saber-rattling, bombast, and chaos. 

If you don’t think you understand Iran (or even if you do), and you would like to gain some context for its current misery, this show is for you. Rather than debate the issues of the day, it was designed to help you simply appreciate the rich culture and endearing humanity of this long-suffering nation. I doubt you’ll be traveling to Iran anytime soon. So, let this be your opportunity to join me on a vicarious trip there and to get to know and better understand a people that, since that 2008 trip, have held a special place in my heart.

You can stream the full hour here: www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Art by Markus Hughes in Pagosa Springs, CO
Photo of building mural with three pet-centric riffs on iconic paintings. The first is Edward Munch’s The Scream with a cat as the screaming man. The next is a can of Alpo dog food in the pop art style of Andy Warhol. The last one is Pablo Picasso’s The Old Guitarist with a dog as the guitarist. There are also flowers along the bottom of the building done in Van Gogh’s style.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
HBD! Here are the people’s princesses! 🎉
Photo of Bad Bunny from a fashion shoot. He’s standing on a rooftop in the sunlight, wearing aviators and a cheerful outfit including a shirt that says, “Someone visited Puerto Rico and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.” Photo of Bad Bunny from a fashion shoot. He’s in a kitchen, sitting on the counter eating a bowl of cereal, wearing a pair of boxer briefs and a fluffy pink bunny hoodie with big floppy ears. Screenshot of the character Jayce from the TV show Arcane. It’s a closeup from Season 1; Jayce is looking up lovingly at Viktor (off screen). Screenshot of the character Jayce from the TV show Arcane. It’s a closeup from Season 2; Jayce has closed his eyes, peacefully resigning himself to his fate in his attempt to save humanity.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Joy coming through in the clutch! 🙌🏻
Screenshot of a tweet by user lyssramscal. It shows a scene from the TV shown The Pitt where several characters just learned one of the them failed to record very important information. They’re all showing various expressions of disappointment or confusion. The tweet says: this is a renaissance painting
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
cw blood Starting a collection 🦷✨
Photo of Olympic hockey player Jack Hughes smiling broadly, with his bloody broken tooth on display, as he celebrates Team USA’s winPhoto of Olympic ice skater Alyssa Liu celebrating her gold medal with a big smile, showing off her frenulum piercing
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
No disrespect to Duvall, but Barry Corbin’s Roscoe Brown is my favorite character in Lonesome Dove.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
AKOTSK got me reminiscing about the character of all time
Image of Sam Spruell as the character Ole Munch from Season 5 of Fargo. He’s a tall, serious-looking guy with a bowl cut, sporting a unique outfit including combat boots, a skirt over longjohns, and a long red coat with fur collar.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Skijoring!
Photo of a skijoring event. A cowgirl is riding a horse while pulling a skier behind her over a small jump on a snow-covered track.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I watched this season when it came out and still only found out about this little detail today.
Scene from Fiona and Cake of Hunter with their shirt off. Their back is turned to the audience, but you can make out the edges of top surgery scars along the side of their chest. Closeup scene from Fiona and Cake of Hunter with their shirt off. Their back is turned to the audience, but you can make out the edges of top surgery scars along the side of their chest.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Today we finally broke our 19 day streak of below freezing temps. 🥶🎉 To celebrate here’s a moose family a friend captured in San Juan Mountains a few years ago, with a brief cameo by their Shiba Inu.
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user beggars-opera. It says: 
MAGA: You’re not even AmEricAn this is aMeRicA
Bad Bunny: [A picture of the cartoon character Yakko Warner performing his “Nations of the World” song. He’s pointing at a map of North and South America and starting to list the countries there, singing, “United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti.”]
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
🫡
Photo of a bumper sticker parodying the thin blue line stickers. This one shows the US flag with one of the stripes colored brown. The text underneath reads:
Thin Crust Line
Support Pizza Delivery Drivers
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sar @cryptkick.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
👀
Screenshot from Arcane of Jayce laying down in Mel’s lap. The way he’s laying really highlights his narrow waist and curvy hips and thighs.
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