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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dear Hollywood, The more you shove an actor I already get bad vibes off of in my face, the less attractive they become. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Things are happening. Cryptid is planning an adhd shop where I sell whatever happens to be my hyperfixation at any given moment. Will keep updating my ko-fi shop after i work out a few kinks (shut up). Stay tuned!

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey who wants to blow up a corporate number with me? My current landlord is gleefully stealing $960 by pretending they graciously returned it for getting caught sidebilling me by the government. They gave me credit, which I refused, and then just took the money back with my rent.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

GUYS I GOT APPROVED FOR A PLACE!!! THERE'S A KO-FI GOAL UP IF YOU WANT TO HELP(you dont have to. You come first. I mean it)! IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!

static.klipy.com

Happy Kid Dancing in a Club

Alt: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

With the discourse about the OoT remake I'm throwing my two cents in: Us Nostalgic Gamers have to learn the hard truth that not every remake is made for us.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I hate my life. Apparently I'm not poor or sick enough to get any help from the government to get me out of the apartment making me poor and sick.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Person: "What do you know about Nigeria?" Me: "I know it's in Africa. I also know I'm really sorry for how I pronounced it for a while but in my defense I was very young and I had a speech impediment."

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh I just had a writing session and made a banger of a webtoon... now to actually make it... ... ... ... ... Damn...

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

*slams open door* MISHA COLLINS AND RAMI MALEK HAVE THE SAME FACE *vanishes into confetti*

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The only thing c-dramas have taught me is that it's very easy to fool a billionaire... and some really clever curses.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

WORLDBUILDING UNDERWEAR! wait no... ... underway. WORLDBUILDING UNDERWAY!!

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Me: "I don't know why I enjoy these reborn dramas so much." The asshole in my brain: "Is it because the people pleaser gets to go back in time and say no for a chance?"

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Once again thinking about the time I had a dream I won a free snake in a contest and I woke myself up by saying "I don't know where I'm going to keep it. My mom's afraid of snakes." Two problems with that statement. Number 1- I'm 31 and I live alone. Number 2- My mom's dead.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I need to move immediately. This is day 2 I've been woken up at 5am by my neighbors slamming doors and screaming at each other.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

DO NOT OPEN ANYTHING FROM ME ON DISCORD!!! DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING SENT FROM MY ACCOUNT!!! REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY!!!

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My laptop is dying 😭 I'm hoping it will hold on for as long as possible.

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Cillian Caruso @cardcuttervo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

For all the fellow cis-hets out there, your genitals are not magic wands that will make 2SLGBTQIA+ people stop being 2SLGBTQIA+. If you cannot reconcile this reality with your “orientation play” kink, seek help. And don’t be an asshole. Especially during Pride.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I fear that we as a society are losing the plot of a "hear me out". A vote for me as president is a vote to bring the true American dream of fucking that weird shadow monster that talks to you from the closet.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Beginner art teacher: "Just practice simple shapes. Don't try to draw anything too complicated." Me: "............Peepaw."

Chibi cartoon pencil drawings of Captain Price from call of duty

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

...i dunno have we tried telling people there's copper wiring in the data centers?

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Dear game developers, enough with the hyper realism. I don't need to know exactly how many pores the character has. Bring back whimsical stylizing. Sincerely, a bored gamer

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I have something to say Closed species are stupid.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Me: "Okay I'm looking for a cyberpunk outfit idea." Google: "Absolutely here's some cool cyberpunk outfits!" Me: "For a guy." Google: Me: Google: "I dunno here's a hoodie and a bullet proof vest I guess..."

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🕹️Game Goblin👽 The Cryptid Vtuber @gamegoblin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I think what’s frustrating about the whole “we accidentally left in the ai artwork” bit so many devs pull is that okay, you say this was the unimportant place holder-y stuff you were going to remove anyways. (Riiiiiight 🙄) You used all that water and energy for something you’ll throw out?!

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Still gonna do this someday. Send in your tags if you're interested.

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Facts You Should Know
The USPS is not in debt
The USPS is not losing money
The USPS costs taxpayers exactly $0
The USPS has always been self-sustaining
The USPS is the largest employer of veterans
The USPS employes over 500,000 people
The USPS is explicitly authorized by the Constitution

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Watching a video on Everest deaths... ya know...maybe...just maybe...humans shouldn't be up there... JUST A THOUGHT

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I can't shit on my own art when there's an AI dude bro thinking he's the shit.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The reason shaming ai bros doesn't work is because you cannot humiliate someone who has no sense of shame. Just block and move on. Do not feed them. Let them starve.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Whoever gave me the art advice "do ugly art" I owe you my first born. His name is Benji.

A very goofy looking little dog with googly eyes on a green background

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I hate having to mute people but fucking hell... my mental health is more important.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I dont self insert. I pick up my favorite fictional characters, put them in a beanbag chair and give them an emotional support femboy to cuddle. I am a self cucker

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Nice try JJK you're not gonna get me with another man in a suit. I'm still recovering from the last one.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

How do USBs have two sides AND BOTH OF THEM ARE INCORRECT?!?!

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Hey Google? How do I get my dick out of the toaster?

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Clip studio for the love of God let me use the symmetry tool in simple mode...

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

It's my birthday on Monday and I have no idea what I'm gonna do. Was gonna order stuff to do my nails but alas. Poor.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Working on a mushroom chapstick holder. Might be releasing the pattern soon. Already working on v2 lol

A purple and neon green crocheted mushroom

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

If I catch anyone I'm mutual with or follow following this piece of human waste, I will block you. There's no excuse and no explanation you can give me that will change my mind

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Harry Potter but it actually makes sense, it's gay and it's set in Appalachia

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🤎💛 Duchess 💛🤎 @duchessofdis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

"I can show you but I can't teach you unless you want to learn."

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