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Space Cadet Bubba

@cryptidbubba.bsky.social
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When big boys make out and touch tips 😍
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a bummer to see a new small gay business then all their adds are AI. Your product could be amazing…. but no one can tell and your ads read like it’s just some cheap dropshipped child labor singlet with a bear printed on it
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tomorrow is gonna be a big day for the gays
Side by side of CRJ and Orville Peck release countdown
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New motto: Faggots just do it better
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay we took a nap and can kinda function
Kinda functioning bub
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay we took a nap and can kinda function
Kinda functioning bub
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sleepy in London take me to my hotel please
Bub but he’s tired
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What’s more of a slog? A) Every Catelyn chapter in A Game of Throne B) Every late series Elaine chapter when she’s just being a bitch in Wheel of Time
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love being a bear but we have to stop acting like it’s an inherent category with strict definitions It should be a campy playful loose descriptor. Useful for making stupid puns, dumb jokes and saying woof in the most feminine way possible to indicate you wanna fuck the Dads at the hardware store
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sometimes I think about when I worked with a lot of Brazilians and we had Brazilian hot dog day at the office and they really knew how to do it right
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
CRJ is releasing a double LP this year and the two singles so far have been the my favorite pop tracks of the year and After All really should be getting more hype as a Summer jam
youtube.com
Carly Rae Jepsen - After All (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My mantra the next week: don’t get jealous of everyone at lazy bear, you’re going on vacation in one month.
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When a random podcast clip with a couple gays comes up on my video feeds discussing a problem in the community and selling some solution 9 times out of 10 the actual problem is capitalism (and white supremacy but that venn diagram is basically overlapping)
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Do people not realize the apps are like half bot messages now so if you’re hitting me up and all you ask are the most generic “into?” “What ru looking for” questions im gonna assume it’s a fake profile? If thats you, sorry but like have some personality if you want to get laid i guess
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am watching the Las Culturistas interview Kesha and the two takeaways for me are “Gospel of the Goose” and “She’s a Popstar, She Needs Your Teeth” I’ve never been super into her but she’s so likable it’s making me wanna take a tour of her discography
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sticky
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Capitalism’s ability to absorb and sell back a toothless version of everything counterculture and convince people it’s the real thing can be so depressing
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gay bar event idea: Ball Slapping Competition Snare drum on an adjustable stand. Guys (we’ll have a standard for prosthetic balls for trans men to participate) take turns slapping the snare with their balls. Loudest slap wins. Judged by audience applause. Special awards for style.
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You don’t need to get to their name before you hook up but are you at least making sure they don’t support genocide?
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hate when meme/trend posts and videos tell me what to do. No I won’t send that to a friend I wanna fuck and no I won’t stop to pay your belly toll Don’t tell me what to do, Internet!
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This might be the best KEXP video ever
youtu.be
Litronix - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I realized my pfp was over a year old so thank you @brickbythefoot.bsky.social for recently taking some sweaty photos of me lookin cute 😘
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I trust someone will share if Nintendo announces anything that will make a switch 2 worth the cost
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Even though we only had one day to see people in Chicago, everyone we got to see even in passing, was such a nice reminder of all the connections we’ve made over the years with some really great people Wish we had more time to see everyone and spend more than a few passing moments with you all ❤️
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
House Marquee really knows how to set the tone and make my imagination go whirrrrr
Arjun standing and the opening of some kinda tech spider octopus passagewayArjun staring at the eclipse and a lighthouse maybe?
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Get tickets to a non-Pride related show the Sunday night of Pride or plan to do Pride things that night 🤔🤔🤔
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Straights are so exhausting. Insta is constantly pushing me videos of super hot Indian wrestlers and the comments from gays are all “so hot, so strong, I love you all, take me from all ends” But the straights are just obsessed with bulge size in their hot af trunks (no idea what they’re called)
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gonna start holemaxing
Bubba Cheeks
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Waiting on Saros
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So like who owns that really expensive gummy supplement brand for real and how do they keep fucking up so bad Also the same supplements are sold for a fraction of the cost at Costco and other places in forms that are shown to absorb better
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If you want a calming platformer with light puzzles, cute aesthetics, and the opportunity to pretend you’re a cartoon gecko; you should check out it Gecko Gods on Steam.
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Jimmy Fallon wants to make sure I feel every moment of my failure 🤣
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The gay version of the man-o-sphere podcast is telling the same jokes about every gay “subculture” that have been told ad nauseam since 1980 Twinks are bitches and bears are fat pause for laughs
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Dear Pharmacists get your shit together
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Had dental stuff and now I really want ice cream
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Whenever I’m learning a new hobby one of my justifications for spending a little money on it is always “after the apocalypse we’re really gonna want someone with this skill”
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Rookbear @rookbear.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is specifically for @cryptidbubba.bsky.social don’t tell anyone else I’m playing favorites
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bottom water formation
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Alright somebody has got to do something about poop guy, I don’t wanna be waking up every morning to a poop account
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I want to be into casual games like Stardew and Animal Crossing because they are so cute and for the first 5-10 hours they’re delightful, then ADHD kicks in and I am fully lost. I need tangible goals
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Meta sucks so much. Aside from fake profiles using my pic and refusing all reports, a pic from old Twitter is going around that’s just not appropriate for the platform and again, they don’t care I expect pics stole and posted here, but Facebook? Have some couth you pic harvesters, jesus
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Gonna be a bit of a shame to scrub these pits after dancing all night at a wedding and working out this morning
Bub mid workout sampling the goodsBub bootyFt. The tattoo I got at the wedding last night (little one on my left tricep)
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
😍 this little devil is sooooo cute
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Got turned down from a job I wanted because I didn’t meet minimum requirements even though I thought I painstakingly showed I more than met them in my resume and cover letter. Fuck careers.
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Big red flag to still see a link to an X account on any of your profiles
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Pants
It’s suvivor time
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’ve been watching Gladlands in the background while working and probably just missed it when they said, but what RPG are they playing?
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Grizz E Bo @terrorskink.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Space Cadet Bubba @cryptidbubba.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Schloop (this is the noise made when a UFO sucks you up in its beam of light)
Bub decided to just dress up in gear around the house more often.
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