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Writer, 2D & 3D artist, 30+ y/o trans man. tapas.io/cryptid-jack/series www.smashwords.com/profile/view/cry… app.thestorygraph.com/profile/cryptid_jack

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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the marge 'i just think they're neat' meme but instead of a potato it's a fat, happy little dog (that closely resembles a potato)
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So this WAS on for me and I just turned it off, but hilariously, looks like it hadn't done shit to 'help' me, which is hilariously on brand for AI
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The “Beyoncé????!” Meme lady but instead she’s saying “Trogdor the Burninator?!”
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#leonkennedy #re9 Still obsessed with this fine ass old man 😞
leon kennedy stands slightly hunched, as if tired or wounded, blood flowing freely from his nose and around his mouth.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#MassEffect #KaidanAlenko Saw an art meme going around of everyone drawing their faves like this and had to join in with Kaidan XD (pose from marinachoyy on insta
Shirtless Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect stands with his hands outstretched in front of him, smiling coyly. The shadow cast by his hands make it look like someone is groping his chest
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
#masseffect #mshenko #kaidanalenko #commandershepard Saw lots of different versions of this going around and wanted to make one myself XD They're both getting too old for this shit, lol (same)
Commander Shepard from Mass Effect leans heavily on a desk with one hand, the other planted on his lower back with a pained and exasperated look on his face as he says "God, what a year." Kaidan Alenko stands nearby, massaging one of his own shoulders and looking bemused as he replies "Shepard, it's January." In a final smaller bubble, Shepard replies "Please don't tell me that."
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Fuzzy little muppet standing next to Kermit the frog and holding up a sign that says “don’t “
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
These assholes are really going to make me go back to Linux, aren’t they
Ariana grande disassociating meme
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Heartbreaking worst person you know just made a great point
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you see this, post a robot (A Daneel Olivaw I drew awhile back) #art #RobotArt
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Whew, this is one of those ones that went through a real low point partway through where I wanted to hurl my tablet out the window, but we got there eventually XD Got inspired by a stock photo I saw and just had to do this, though #masseffect #kaidanalenko #shenko #mshenko
Black and white drawing of Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect with his eyes closed, face cradled by one of Shepard's hands from above and behind him.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sometimes a man is overcome by a burning desire to render his favorite space husband in his underpants after a long day, what can I say? #masseffect #kaidanalenko
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Perfect album that came out when you were 16 (Fuckin banger year dude)
American idiot by Green Day Fallen by evanescence Hot fuss by the killers 
Good news for people who love bad news by modest mouse
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you see this, post your comfort characters 🥰 Kaidan and Erend 💗 I am not immune to the charms of a strong, devoted man 😌
Kaidan AlenkoErend vanguardsman
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
#MassEffect #KaidanAlenko #shenko Full comfort-mode Kaidan is dressed for a night in on the sofa <3 (Shepard is powerless to resist the siren call of Canadian cuddling)
Kaidan Alenko sits on the sofa dressed in loose fitting sweats and sweater looking cozy and charming with one leg up, elbow resting on his knee with his hand in his hair.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Post an image you saved because it made you laugh
All robots and computers must shut the hell up.
To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to
And I will never speak to you.
I do not want to hear “thank you” from a kiosk. I am a divine being, you are an object, you have no right to speak in my holy tongue.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
#scifiart #scifi Algernon and Megara Hart, siblings from a personal project I'm working on! It's going to be quite the undertaking, so wish me luck and, more importantly, lots of mental fortitude to actually get crap done X'D It's a story about time travel, AI, and the gods we build 👀
A man and woman stand side-by-side in front of a futuristic city backdrop while a spaceship jets past behind them. They both smile into camera like they're having their picture, the man with his arms cross over his broad chest and the woman with one arm up resting on his shoulder.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Lmaoooo 😂 kinda love this ngl Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Joe Bradley from Roman holidayRick Blaine from Casablanca Neo from the matrixArthur from Inception
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
#masseffect #mshenko #shenko #commandershepard #kaidanalenko A little late, but I wanted to do something for Commander Shepard's birthday, and so did his friends (and boyfriend 😉)
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Lucanis and my Rook, Pallas for that pinup meme that's been going around bluesky. Mostly I just wanted to draw Pallas in his toe shoes in this pose when I saw it and decided to add Lucanis for company <3 #datv #dragonagetheveilguard #datvrook #rook #lucanisdellamorte #rookanis
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Long haired Anders posting again, don't mind me #dragonageanders #dragonage
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
#hzd #horizonzerodawn #erendvanguardsman #hzderend Got an ask about who I'd draw in an enormous fur coat and of course it had to be Erend 👀
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#masseffect #shenko #commandershepard #kaidanalenko All work and no play makes Kaidan a dull boy, but fortunately he's got Shepard to help him out with that!
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Another one for my dress up game on tumblr XD Dorian asking the inquisitor if the look is "too much? or not enough, maybe?" XD #dragonage #dorianpavus
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#BaldursGate3 #bg3 #GaleDekarios #galeofwaterdeep Running another dress up game over on my tumblr and someone suggested a dress that just screamed Gale 👀
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
#LucanisDellamorte #datv #DragonAgeTheVeilguard The Demon of Vyrantium sends his regards... (I love Lucanis' wolf-cut but my man is begging for a fancy hat)
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
#dragonagetheveilguard #datv #lucanisdellamorte #datvrook #rookanis Lucanis and my Rook, Pallas, in some (loosely) historically inspired formal wear! Despite his moniker as "The Swan of Orlais", Pallas is, in fact, a crow. Rather than acting as one of their full-time-
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Honestly, 1000000 years dungeon to whatever dev put that there <>_<>
Lemongrab from adventure time laying on the ground yelling 1000000 years dungeon. You can hear his atonal scrolling even now all these years later.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh if you’d like
Truck with a bumper sticker with the menu price of the Costco hotdog and soda combo
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#DragonAgeTheVeilguard #rookanis #lucanisdellamorte #datvrook Lucanis and my Rook, Pallas. Rook's not an easy man to catch off guard, but Lucanis isn't first talon for nothing, it turns out (not that Rook minds)
Lucanis Dellamorte with Spite's wings unfurled, sweeps Rook down low into a kiss as if they had just been dancing.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
#dragonagetheveilguard #datv #datvrook My Antivan Crow Rook, Pallas. I'll do a proper post about him later but here's a rough paint I did when my thanksgiving day plans got delayed by a few hours.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Blacked out thinking about that line Lucanis has with Taash explaining that crows are put through intensive acrobatics training from a young age and when I came to hours later I'd made this.
Seven rough drawings of Lucanis Dellamorte in various acrobatic, yoga, and ballet poses. His wings are out, acting as a counterbalance in each position, and he is wearing only a pair of dancers tights.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My lockscreen because I love a hot, deeply traumatized man with a romantic streak 😂
Official dragonage character art card of Lucanis Dellamorte
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#DragonAgeVeilguard #LucanisDellamorte Finished Veilguard today so have some art of my Rook and Lucanis. I think he'd probably be pretty touch averse in the aftermath of the Ossuary then swing back hard in the opposite direction to be absolutely desperate for it from Rook as they get close <3
Lucanis Dellamorte climbing onto the lap of seated Dalish elf Rook. His ghostly wings are out and curled forward slightly as though to shield the both of them from sight. Lucanis leans over Rook so their noses are almost touching, a soft, almost needy expression on his face while Rook appears quietly happy with the situation he's found himself in.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Three panel version of the ‘one more sleep til Christmas’ meme with Kermit from a muppet Christmas carol, except Christmas has been replaced with Veilguard in honor of the new dragon age game coming out on October 31st
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
#dbhrbb2024 #dbh #detroitbecomehuman #rk800 My entry for the DBH Reverse Big Bang! The fic is still coming soon but it's an age accurate reverse au starring older human detective Connor and young android Hank. I'll edit with a link to the fic when its been posted!
A young looking android Hank Anderson and older, human Connor are falling off a bridge towards the camera head first. A black classic car is falling behind them, having apparently driven off the bridge above, which has been engulfed in an explosion. 
Hank, wearing a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, has a pistol in his left hand while his right arm is wrapped around Connor's waist. Connor, apparently unconscious, is wearing a grey suit, black trench coat and tie, with round glasses. His hair and beard are both streaked with grey and the overall color tone of the image is very cold except for the bright orange and yellow explosion in the background.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
#CullenRutherford #DragonAge I suspect we're not going to see our boy Cullen in the new game, but I hope he's thriving in his retirement someplace peaceful. Somewhere not too far from his family so his sister doesn't have to scour half of Thedas just to send him a letter XD
Cullen Rutherford from the Dragon Age games walking down a forested path in the early morning light. He is wearing a black cloak with fur across the shoulders over his dark red shirt, silver waist band, black sash, and brown leather pants with a sword on his back. He is leading a tan horse by the bridle, a faint smile on his face.Same setting and subjects as the first image, but zoomed in close to focus on Cullen as he stroke's his horse's nose with one hand while smiling fondly.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Some blessed legend made an asari base model for daz so now I can finally do some proper renders of my he/him asari oc, Aera, from my old ME fic, 'The Shepard's Dog'! I love him a lot ToT (I'm gonna get back to that damn fic eventually i stg) #MassEffect #Asari #AsariOC
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
People were interested in seeing more of my fem #RK800, Corinne, so here she is! She is precious and must be protected at all costs! #detroitbecomehuman #dbh
feminized RK800 from the game Detroit Become Human. She is standing demurely wearing a cream colored coat that has sunk down around her arms to expose her shoulders and pale gold slip dress. She has shoulder length, wavy dark hair and an elaborate necklace of golden roses plus rings on her fingers.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
"Ready for bed?" Little follow up for once you get Kaidan out of that sweater, heh. #MassEffect #KaidanAlenko
Kaidan from Mass Effect in front of a bed in a ships cabin. He is looking back over his shoulder towards the camera with a smug smile wearing only blue boxer-briefs.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
"Welcome home, Detective..." I'm always up for a little gender fuckery, so here's Connor and a fem #RK800, Corinne waiting to welcome home their favorite detective. That or Connor figured out how to run two bodies at once as a surprise hehe #DBH #DetroitBecomeHuman
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Kaidan found his sweater, finally XD had to get a cyst removed from my wrist the other day so I can't friggin draw but at least I can still do some 3d stuff ;w; #MassEffect #KaidanAlenko
Kaidan from Mass Effect leaning against a counter in the cabin of a space ship. He is wearing a cozy looking blue knit sweater with a smile on his face while looking into camera, wedding ring on his finger.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Post revolution Hank gets himself cleaned up and goes full dilf mode 👀 #dbh #detroitbecomehuman #hankanderson
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Just a quick render before bed. Turns out Miranda saved a lot less of Shepard than she let on... #MassEffect #CommanderShepard
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Sometimes you wind up invested in an au for your already au #MassEffect fic and have to draw something for it X'D So here's #KaidanAlenko and my he/him asari oc, Aera in a timeline where Cerberus fails to bring back Shepard.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Listen, I just think that Alliance Marines likes Kaidan should be allowed to pilot a little mech occasionally, as a treat. Cerberus has them, why not the Alliance??? Goodness knows there was a few fights the squad could use the backup, lol... #mshenko #MassEffect #CommanderShepard #KaidanAlenko
Kaidan Alenko and Commander Shepard from the game Mass Effect in a hangar with a large mech suit. Kaidan is seated on the mech's shoulder, looking down at Shepard with a smile while Shepard looks off screen, rifle in hand.
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Quickish drawing of Hastur Ward from my webnovel. "The Duke's Bastard is a Mob Boss" that I wrote for the True Love On Tapas contest. #tapas #webnovel #gayromance #originalcharacter tapas.io/series/D-B-M...
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Sometimes you just gotta do a render of your fave little robot being comfy, what can I say. It's been like five years and my love for Simon continues unabated #dbh #dbhsimon #detroitbecomehuman
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Had a burning desire to see Erend in one of those sleeveless turtlenecks and now here we are. Love to see my man in a casual fit! #hzd #horizonzerodawn #horizonforbiddenwest #hzderend
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cryptid-jack @cryptid-jack.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Stupid Vega and his stupid sexy tiddies....XD #MassEffect #Voker #JeffMoreau #JamesVega
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