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A Van Down By The River

@crypticvvv.bsky.social
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He/Him. Millennial. Political insanity. Funny stuff and other randomness I get a laugh at. (NSFW) Follow. Share. Laugh. Resist ✊

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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
When you just change the word to what they really mean. It all makes more sense.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When it’s also been a while so they get hit with that special beam cannon
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If anyone ever needs a reminder of what courage looks like, look to the people of Ukraine. The real people of the year not that orange fuckwit. I’m sorry we let you down. Stay safe.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Soo I think one good plan of attack is drive a wedge between these two immovable egos, calling him President Musk and belittling Trump everywhere we can is the plan. Cause Trump will never allow being taken out of the spot light. Get them fighting each other instead of destroying the country.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Oh shit come quick!
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Come out side
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Want a song stuck in your head all day? Here you go!
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
All the Nazis and musk right now
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I still don’t have enough crayons to explain it to these dense motherfuckers but this is close.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The right needs liberals on Twitter to make it viable for them, to give them somewhere to focus their hate. The left is happier when these orks are kept far away.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Not even the boat. I might get my popcorn wet.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Anyone else need any more reasons to completely delete your Xitter account.
Tweet from Twitter stating a non negotiable AI training opt in for all users starting nov 15
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What my brain needs right now. Repost with something that makes you laugh
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The fact you’re probably right….
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Welp it’s time to break out the #Resist and stand the fuck back up people. I refuse to watch my vulnerable friends and people I don’t even know be harmed. I’m standing in the way again, I’ll take the hit first cause they’re not coming after me yet, so I’m coming for them. Stay strong, stand back up
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Sums up the state of the right wing politics pretty well.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Photo of Superman from an old cartoon using his cape to save Lois lane from a “yellow liquid” captioned : “Superman save Lois Lane from R.Kelly”Political cartoon of Trump and a Haitian immigrant family captioned over Trump “I live in constant threat of violence due to political rhetoric” with it saying “Ditto” over the Haitian familyThe poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison but written like Mountain Dew logoPhotos of Japanese Naruto (the food) referencing the anime along with Bleach (a picture of a jug of bleach) one piece ( it’s a one piece clothing item) and assassination classroom (it’s the US flag)
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Know how I know they’re crazy and in a cult.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
They were made for birds….
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Yup. Nazi lives don’t matter
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Oh no I said something extremely stupid and dangerous and the consequences of my actions are imminent let me just apologize real quick and pretend like I learned my lesson.
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Oh no don’t offend sky daddy
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Ah yes that’s where it was…
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A Van Down By The River @crypticvvv.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
And then JD has the fucking gall to go on tv the next day and say it’s fine we make up things if it focuses attention on other made up things. Springfield was a peaceful town up until they used it for political bullshit.
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