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Minor art museum functionary, and even more minor artist.

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think I know how they make this

Only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hank and Dean Venture: "A girl president and a Hitler? How progressive!"

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

post your getaway vehicle

Dallas Area Rapid Transit bus on fire

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is what they're taking from us

Original cover of Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove"

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Same energy

Kitty and George Bluth laughing from Arrested Development

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Gin Blossoms "Hey Jealousy" cover

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A chihuahua wearing glasses and smoking a cigarette stares at his phone incredulously

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

Without naming the film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Frank Reynolds explains that banging your sister is perverted

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

#frightclub #AmityvilleHorror

Mrs. Hurdicure from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Remembering instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It was foretold

Kevin screaming into the mirror in the "Home Alone 5" scene from The Critic

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

That "Two Weeks" lady from Total Recall.

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Devine, the star of Pink Flamingos

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Pontormo's Descent from the Cross is a massive meditation on loss. It sits in situ on a wall in the smallish chapel it was made for near Ponte Vecchio in Florence. No one goes to see it. There's never a line. You will have to pay a Euro to turn on the lights for it.

Pontormo's Descent from the Cross

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Old man with towel on head from MST3K's "Hired!"

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Michael Bluth does the prayer hands too

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I have discovered that Centerville is in fact A REAL NICE PLACE TO RAISE YOUR KIDS UP #FrightClub #StrangeInvaders

A still from Frank Zappa's 200 Motels which depicts a sign that reads: Centerville a real nice place to raise your kids up.

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.

ALBUM: Generic FLIPPER

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Delia Derbyshire

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie.

American Splendor is the BEST comic book movie ever.

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks says "look at that! Ducks on the lake!"

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Share someone who looks stylish wearing SUNGLASSES.

Roddy Piper with shot gun and sunglasses from They Live

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

John Waters and David Lynch shaking hands in front of the Big Boy from Bob's Big Boy

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Central Texas has cricket season

A lot of crickets. A mind boggling number of crickets. There's piles of them. You can almost smell the picture.

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Why didn't anyone tell me about Lindsey Kilogram

Ken Calvert of the California GOP

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Damnit you beat me to it

A different photo of Dobber from Coach

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

A screenshot from the Fast and the Furious franchise wherein they had a huge banner that said RACE WARS with no hint of awareness

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

My two wolves

A bummed out Harry Dean Stanton from Twin Peaks The Return

A defiant Harry Dean Stanton from Alien

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It was foretold

A page from the comic Johnny the Homicidal Maniac wherein Johnny screams "oh my god, someone put shit in my pants!"

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

THE GLOBALIST!

Inarticulate yelling man (bald, shirtless)

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

2014 me vs. me now

Fancy lad Chris Elliott

Crusty ass Chris Elliott with a withered hand

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

There's a tiny version of the Brooklyn Bridge in Waco Texas. It was designed by the same company slightly before they designed the Brooklyn Bridge.

A tiny version of the Brooklyn Bridge

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I made a friend in downtown tonight

Urban bunny ain't afraid

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Donny and Walter don't buy this bullshit. Donny and Walter have judged you, and found you wanting

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Biblically?

McDonald's infamous "I'd hit it." Ad campaign

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Your daughter:

Wee Bey Brice is shook

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

This is what peak garbage bird looks like. You might not like it, but it's true.

Behold the majestic grackle

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

That world war one veteran with the mask from Boardwalk Empire

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Manstrong made it sound so ominous

SHARKY'S MACHINE

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley in not gonna apologize

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The title image from Twin Peaks, but the title reads "SPACE GHOST: COAST TO COAST" instead

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

NO CHEATING, UR LAST SAVED PIC OF A CELEBRITY IS UR THERAPIST

The Log Lady is probably the ideal option

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

On what planet is this news "fit to print"

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Louie Anderson is a good choice if Goodman isn't available

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Show me your Uber driver 🖤

Johnny Cab will get your ass to Mars

crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Nah man, shit naw

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crypticthree.bsky.social @crypticthree.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek. I'm pulling out an oldie here