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@crypticthembo.bsky.social
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🔞MDNI || 🩷SWER but NOT the SW Acc. ➡️ @yanderecoded.bsky.social🩵 🖤Caligo🖤 [30 | Agender||✨It/Its✨(or any idc)] 😶‍🌫️Vibing, Shitposting, Mutual Aid & SWer Boosting😶‍🌫️ CA: cash.app/$LiterallyyPayMe KoFi: ko-fi.com/yanderecoded

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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🥀WIP: Hearts In Bloom | Echeveria Edition🥀 Rough Lines [Final?] #WIPArt #DigitalArt
The rough final(?) lines of a drawing featuring a (liberally) anatomically correct human heart with roots running along its surface. Echeveria (a type of succulent) buds and blooms emerge from various parts of the heart & tubes.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Big mad cause I called them out on their "We'll give you money but you have to pay us a small fee" bullshit Pointed out that's not how any legitimate organization works and I'd know cause I worked with nonprofits before my life got fucked by me getting cancer. It's breast cancer btw. ✨😹✨
A screenshot of the shitlord behind the @cyberbegg.bsky.social account crashing out over being told they're scammers because I'm not stupid. Texts read:

-Your cancer is really getting to take all what you call you trust us you need more health support 
-The cancer has actually chopped more than half of your brain 
-You look nothing less good walking out there and you do not need a home you need a hospital bed
-Just turn yourself in the hospital
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is the shit y'all ignoring me has me out in btw. I don't own an umbrella and also I can see my breath. 🙃 #UrgentMutualAid #MutualAidBoost #BIPOCMA #HousingAid #Homeless #HomelessSky #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show us a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie. It's never gonna be anything but this btw.
Aku from Samurai Jack giving serious side eye as they roll a blunt.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Post a meme made by you Vibes. Always vibes.
An orange and white cat full throttling an attempted leap up on to a rafter leaving it INCREDIBLY motion blurred.

Text on the beam is a portion of "My Way" and reads:

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exception
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BEHOLD DUCK(S)
A cluster of five mallard ducks (two female, three male) taking a rain walk blending into the tall grass.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🥀WIP: Hearts In Bloom | Echeveria Edition🥀 Very early lines stage. Back to work I go. #WIPArt #DigitalArt
The rough first lines of a drawing featuring a (liberally) anatomically correct human heart. Echeveria (a type of succulent) buds and blooms emerge from various parts of the hearts tubes.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sitting outside smoking a poorly rolled cigarette... Cause fuck me I guess.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Behold, my vaporcat moodboard courtesy of @natheespacewhore.bsky.social Is pleasantly trippy. Sorry for the no alt text I have ✨zero spoons✨ today.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like the Horrors We persist Also... Blind. Sun is doing an aggressive blind.
Your favorite haggard cryptid wearing a pokemon hat with a cloudless ass sky and a bit of tree in the background. Mixed ombre pink, purple, blue and black braids hang messily over their shoulders partially obscuring their Joylene hoodie.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some great bits from my full results included it noting I'm hella left on immigration And that I absolutely don't give a fuck about your religion. Both true. Also gonna alt text with the thing cause I'm too tired to type for this sorry. 👉 Take the test and share your result: 12axes.vercel.app/en
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Local exhausted shitbag street-chimera cryptid For posterity.
An incredibly exhaustion cooked cryptid strapped into their seat on the commuter bus, face resting against their folded hand, headphones on as the universe demands. Messy mixed ombre pink, purple, blue and black braids in a low ponytail pulled over their shoulder.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#MutualAidThread Too many people have been left behind Too many people are without housing or fighting to stay in hotels. This thread is for them. If you have a goal for getting off the streets or simply for keeping your room...drop it. Boost. Donate. Care. #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive
A radial pink/blue ombre background with the mutual aid hands symbol in the center. Text reads:

We Survive Together 
Unhoused & Temp Housed
Mutual Aid Thread
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I also offer to draw things for people if they want things drawn in exchange for donations... Fair warning I am a lil slow though cause my hands cramp up a lot but I does okay work? 👉🏾👈🏾 #MutualAid #MutualAidBoost #BIPOCMA #HousingMA #ArtForAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive
A Bulbasaur sitting on its rear like a little person, one paw on its tummy and the other holding an Oran Berry that it is currently eating. A fallen leaf and a few stray flower petals sit on the top of its head.Pixel art of two cherries attached by a stem on a gradient red to white background Subnautica OC: J3L-33 
A humanoid figure with brown skin covered in purple bioluminescent purple patterns of lines and curves visible on their neck, upper legs, and upper arms. The lower arms and hands are covered in a blue green material, it's surfaces covered in green luminescent lines and curves. Their face aside from their mouth is covered in a similar  lue green metal but with lighter blue luminous markings around a central diamond shaped purple set of lines. Two sharply curved horn like protrusions from the mask are visible where they peek from their hair. Their hair is primarily black, aside from the front left section of the bang which is blue green, and falls to their lower back in a ponytail.

They don't appear to have on pants, just black panties and a black teeshirt with the Alterra logo that reads:

Fuck Alterra
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[TW INCEST] In addition to the transphobia I'mma leave this shit here cause frankly... Envy is a weird (neg) MFer with weird (neg) followers and if I have MOOTS ISTG YOU GETTING BLOCKED.
Some filthy ass shit I don't even want to retype but here we go:

[original post from @envymaybe.bsky.social reads]
Incest or not, a dick's a dick.

[reply from @piloten711]
Or a pussy is a pussy

[reply from @joelincoln69]
Damn straight, I've had cousins who were better in bed than anyone I had been with up till then. The tastiest fruits are the most forbidden. Still wish I had gotten my ex and her mom in the same bed at the same time. Separate they were good, together they would have been sensational

[reply from @eilonwywanderer]
Exactly! and sometimes your sister or your mom has the best one out of them all.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alright calling it cause it's 1 in the morning and also my arm is going numb. We have achieved line. Now for the difficult part...color. #pixelart
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The shape has been enshapened further. Now we shape the LIQUIDS.
A screenshot of a Pixel Studios workspace in which the line work of a faceted potion bottle design is being refined from its rough sketch. Currently the lines for the faceted body of the bottle are done and pink lines for liquid inside are being added.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Giving myself hand pain working on making this design all tidy and pixely because I for some reason want pixel art icons that I made myself for various things for my brand. ✨🙃✨ #pixelart #wip
A screenshot of a Pixel Studios workspace in which the line work of a faceted potion bottle design is being refined from its rough sketch.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyway the sun is blinding and I'm cute (I have my mask off because I was hitting the Penjamin alone in a field cause that's where bus stops be around here)
Your favorite ebony cryptid kitty sitting in the grass with one hand tucked under their chin. Mixed pink and violet braids of the visible bang fall around their face with one black and one white cat peeking up from behind them. Wearing a pink sheer hoodie and black heart collar.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hanging at a friend's house because it's too hot to be outside, outside... But more importantly. The honor. The privilege. Snoozing with the peets tucked, butt to my hip while I watch Sing 2 is this old man. I love cats so much and I miss my baby but this will do for now.
An elderly black cat laying on his side/back with his little paws tucked towards his chest, taking a nap in an armchair.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Community is everything, now more than ever. We can talk lofty ideals all day. But ideals aren't keeping people fed, medicated, and housed. Community can and does. So let's BE about it. Not just TALK about it. -Drop needs -Reskeet needs -Donate if you can #MutualAid #MutualAidThread #HelpSky 💸💕
A gradient radial light blue to pink background. In the center is a purple mutual aid logo of three hands cupped around a circle with the aid cross. Text reads:

We Survive Together
Mutual Aid Thread
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🩷Updated MA Goal🩵 Since my housing goal keeps stalling it's starting to stack. I'm now $140 in the negative with another $100 payment due on Sunday. $140 is the MINIMUM goal to ensure I can pay my housing costs. cash.app/$LiterallyyPayMe ko-fi.com/yanderecoded #mutualaid #helpfolkslive #HelpSky
An ombre purple background with pale blue designs. Text reads:

Mutual Aid Request 

Room Costs
$100
Overdrafted 
$140

Total Goal 
$240
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's #Juneteenth as such today we're gonna highlight the MA needs of Black folks since we do often get overlooked. Drop needs if you have them [Black folks only OBVIOUSLY] Reskeet, boost and donate if you can ✨🫶🏾✨ #MutualAid #MutualAidThread #BlackMutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky
A graphic with a green background overlayed with wavy bars of red, gold, and black behind a semitransparent black rectangular overlay. The Texas Juneteenth flag colors and symbol form a semitransparent circle behind text that reads:

Juneteenth Black MA Thread
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I made this for like $10 last time I was doing art rewards for an MA goal. So ya know...ya can buy art stuff from me if that makes you feel less weird about giving me money 🥹
A drawing of a Bulbasaur sitting on its hind quarters, one hand holding the Oran Berry it's eating and the other resting on its tummy. A leaf and a few fallen petals rest on its head.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Just out here doing Eldritch shit.
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine" or "androgynous".

go!
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A white's tree frog attempting to consume the glass of its terrarium spurred by unholy greed.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Huh. To be fair I haveeeeeee been banging the Megan parts of my playlist heavy since last month. 😹 The 'tism lock on certain songs for months at a time is real.
YT Music Badge which reads
Top Listener of Megan Thee Stallion
(May 2, 2026)

You were in the top 0.25% of their audience of 57 million in April 2026
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Honestly this on like the SW and general level is what developed my entire mentality of not giving a shit & doing me unapologetically regardless of the irrelevant opinions of irrelevant MFers. If you are not a part of or a contributing factor in my existence in a meaningful and consistent way...
A worn doormat featuring Joseline Hernandez in a pink strappy top with pink lipstick and large dangling droplet earrings. Text on the doormat reads: Ho, why is you here?
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. ... Real.
Mario wearing  pitchers glove with his hat flying off from the force of the pitch, fast balling a fucking BRICK.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Henlo. My phone bill is super duper past due and my phone's gonna get cut off if I don't pay it and I very much need it on. Any assistance would be appreciated. $0/$203 (roughly rounded for transfer fees) ko-fi.com/yanderecoded... cash.app/$LiterallyyPayMe #mutualaid #mutualaidboost #swmutualaid
A screenshot of a text from AT&T that reads:

AT&T: To ensure suspension of service does not occur we must receive payment of $201.76. To pay now using your credit card ending in 8963 reply 1. To pay only your past due of $201.76, reply 2. If account is suspended, a $35 fee will be charged to reinstate service.
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[404 MA] ($0/$50) @crypticthembo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Finally back in the kitchen Am I eating breakfast at nearly 1PM Yes. But fuck you I do what I want
A pale blue plate sitting on a marble(?) countertop. Three sausages, a pile of scrambled eggs, and two blueberry waffles fill the plate with a plastic fork resting on the edge near the waffles and eggs.
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