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Melissa Allen

@crypticcalm1.bsky.social
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Proud Mimi. 💙 Research is my thing. I am direct and won't dance around a subject. Learn to laugh at life's absurdities. Donald Trump is a criminal. 🚫 DM. Follow me on X: x.com/CrypticCalm1 Substack: substack.com/@crypticcalm1

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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Batarti Gabbard, the brother of Tulsi Gabbard, is facing charges after attempting to lure multiple children from a Waikīkī hotel pool area into his hotel room with money and bubblegum. Batarti also wrote the names of the children in a notebook.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The UK's Crown Prosecution Service has announced that Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Miami after 38 new charges were issued against them which include allegations of rape and sex trafficking. www.npr.org/2026/07/18/g...
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu has given orders for Israel to seize control of 70% of the Gaza Strip. Can the media stop framing this as a threat to a ceasefire? When did Israel cease attacking Gaza? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Donald Trump is still bragging about how fast he can name a camel.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
MAGA scream about draining the swamp. Ken Paxton was impeached by the his own party on 20 articles of impeachment for allegations involving corruption, bribery and abuse of public trust. MAGA think this is their guy! The only thing they are draining is my fucking patience.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all the women out there who are raising children.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hantavirus is suspected of killing three people and causing three to become ill aboard the Dutch-flagged cruise ship MV Hondius. The ship has been refused permission to dock at the port of Praia. Hantavirus is mainly spread by contact with rodents or their urine.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
UFC welterweight Tim Means was arrested on a charge of child abuse after headbutting his 17-year-old daughter in the nose then punching her in the face after a dispute over doing chores. The daughter also claims that Means grabbed her by the neck in a "strangulation manner".
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yep.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Faith Daniels said to Donald Trump on air in 1992, “You kissed me on the lips in front of the paparazzi… and I said, ‘That’ll cost you. I’m booking you on the show.’” Trump, “The kiss was so good… so open and nice" and that her husband had his back turned at the time.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Rep. Eric Swalwell has lost all 21 Democratic endorsements after a former staffer accused him of sexual assault, including alleged incidents where she was too intoxicated to consent. Three other women report misconduct. He denies all allegations.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The House Ethics Committee found "clear and convincing evidence" that Democratic Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick violated ethics and campaign finance laws. This stems from the use of $5 million paid to her family’s health care business from a FEMA overpayment to fund her 2022 campaign.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Village of Sardinia, Ohio has places it's entire police department on administrative leave. Mayor Dusty Puckett sent a notice to Sardinia residents informing them that five officers, including the chief, would be placed on leave pending the outcome of an investigation.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A New Mexico jury sent a $375 million dollar message to Mark Zuckerberg for violating consumer protection laws. The ruling found Meta knowingly prioritized engagement and profit over protecting kids from predators and damage to their mental health on Facebook and Instagram.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Chad Bianco, California sheriff and Republican gubenatorial candidate, seized over 500,000 ballots from the November 2025 special election with Prop 50 on the ballot. Bianco claims there is a vote count discrepancy.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I can confirm the accuracy of this bullshit weather. Ohio is proof that Mother Nature has a sense of humor.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Adak Island was once a major U.S. Navy base, but is now one of the most remote communities in America. The last official Navy presence left in 2002. Population of about 173, crumbling infrastructure and a legend of hidden pirate treasure. Many live in abandoned military housing.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A written statement by Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei praising Iranians’ steadfastness was read on Iranian television. Khamenei claimed U.S./Israeli strikes were based on the illusion that killing top leaders would cause the overthrow of their government.
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Thousands of workers employed by Swift Beef Co. in Greenly, Colorado walked off the job and went on a two week strike. It's the first strike at a U.S. beef slaughterhouse in four decades. Swift's parent company, JBS USA, is the largest meat packing plant in the world. apnews.com/article/meat...
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Dan Smith has resigned as Treasurer of the Little Miami Board of Education in Ohio after several social media posts praising Nazis came to light. Smith shared posts praising Hitler and alleging no one died in the Holocaust. A post on Threads, “What was wrong with Nazism?”
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Melissa Allen @crypticcalm1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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