Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026What have I done to make the world worse, my dear Canuck friend? You know I actually wanted you guys to win in 1812 right? 200 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I don't want you to feel better. I'm not here to please you or Will. Banter is only as toxic as your ego is impenetrable. I actually respect Will to some degree. It comes and goes with the stupid shit he does, but I like being surrounded by people who want the world to be better, not our feelings. 110 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I can be an asshole here actually. It's actually better to be an asshole where the stakes are incredibly low instead of real life. Block me and move on, or banter back honestly. You guys just seem like you're unable to have a semi-heated row over politics. Your ancestors battled over less. 110 0
Reposted by Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hasan Piker seems to be doing just fine with the entire Democrat party and media in tow coming after him right now. Like water off the back of the seal. Why can't Fill Pantsil handle some banter on a dying app for Obama boomers? 031 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hasan Piker seems to be doing just fine with the entire Democrat party and media in tow coming after him right now. Like water off the back of the seal. Why can't Fill Pantsil handle some banter on a dying app for Obama boomers? 031 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I watch movies for adults with my wife. Cool Mario game though or whatever. 000 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Do you even go outside? Have you never said something stupid and someone call you a dumbass or something? A coworker you don't vibe with 100%? Touch grass man. If you want to label basic shitslinging as psychotic harassment, this app never had a chance. 1230 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The company I work for just laid off 18% of their workforce. Not everyone can afford to be apolitical. I have 2 awesome cats and you guys can see them when we have universal healthcare. Until then, I don't care that Trump is orange. We've known he's orange for over a decade now. 110 0
Reposted by Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The problem with Bluesky cannot possibly be that people are too mean I swear y’all real life forgot what twitter was like just deleted it from your brains. 151057114 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Any straight white guy with a shred of dignity should be embarrassed by how babied we are by society. Especially if you have kids that might end up working for people like Louis CK, you should be sick and canceling your Netflix. 010 0
Reposted by Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I know I’m being petty the straight white guys will come after me but I must take issue with the notion that being canceled takes “a couple of years to wear off” Please come see me at theaters smaller than the Hollywood Bowl get tickets at kathygriffin.com I promise to NOT make you watch me jerk off 2704143642 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I vote Dems enough to know my fealty to them isn't making a difference anywhere. Good luck getting everyone else to though. 110 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026No one uses this app because it's filled with middle aged blue MAGA moms and dads who can't think past "Trump is bad also look at my cat" I don't care personally, but if you want this place to be the sexy new twitter, you're going to have to stop being boring and dumb. Start with actual memes ffs. 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Yeah yeah vote blue no matter who, remember that. 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Yeah I'm not a Republican in 2026. Who are you? 110 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I believe the word is "toxic" or whatever defense mechanism libs use when they're called out for being spineless, likely racist cowards. 110 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I don't care that this app is dying. I'm not a snowflake liberal who's afraid of the rest of the internet. If you want the tent to have more people in it, that's all on you man. 310 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Yeah I voted for Harris too but I'm sure you'll hold that against me eventually 210 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I'm not here to delight you, so I must be doing something wrong. 110 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It's clearly not "fine" considering this whole thread is about how the snowflake liberals want commies off the app. Do you want me here or not? If you need to tell yourself I'm not a communist to feel more secure about American Crapitalism, go ahead. You can't deny me though. 320 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Will is gonna hate my ass for being stubborn and never leaving this liberal retirement home. This whole app is my lolcow. 120 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The boomers want another red scare but it's not happening. 130 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Mean leftist here. Why the hell should I be banned? 130 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The Democrats are the 2nd most popular political party in the most powerful country in the world, you can say fuck the Democrats. Idk why it makes you cry so much, the Democrats don't even see my posts to get mad over it's just your broke ass getting mad on behalf of rich politicians. Cuck. 110 0
Reposted by Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Louis C.K. will headline Netflix's comedy festival, so everyone crying about “cancel culture” for the last decade can shut up now. www.jezebel.com/louis-ck-hea...jezebel.comGetting 'Cancelled' Only Takes a Couple Years to Wear Off, ApparentlyLouis C.K. will headline Netflix's comedy festival, so everyone crying about “cancel culture” for the last decade can shut up now. 571197253 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I have pretty bad ADHD but never with movies. When I'm getting enough to chew on from good writing and visuals, the pacing can be as slow as it wants. I feel like if ADHD comes into play, it's the decision making process and how it can impede your ability to choose and even watch movies. 010 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Also love the admission by liberals that helping people is bad because then the bar will be raised too high. Literally just Republicans who don't say the n-word in public. 010 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"I'm sorry we don't have free healthcare dude" Kamala before losing again in 2028 120 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Nah, I don't think I will. How about you proudly stand by your statement? Shout it from the rooftops. Run a campaign based on the American status quo, say the American middle class is better off than ever. It's true, so what's the problem? Where's your confidence in the middle American economy? 000 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Have your elections all you want. I like them. But this idea that you'll defeat fascism at the ballot box is an actual children's fantasy. Actual Harry Potter brained shit. 120 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Lmfao Use this as your campaign slogan and let me now how it goes king 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"That's not bad" America isn't supposed to be "not bad" If marginal wage increases barely in line with increasing cost of living is what 21st Century America looks like, then liberalism is over. You don't get to call yourself the greatest country then sell its people "not bad" You can try though 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"Not bad" I thought we were the greatest country in the history of the universe, what do you mean "not bad"? I swear liberals hate this country more than I do. They actually see it as the stagnant shithole socialists know it is. 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Anything can be said to be completely impossible in our lifetimes. That means nothing. You guys just see people from not even 200 years ago as Neanderthals for some weird reason. You don't get things like flight in the first place without people thinking it's possible. Just ridiculous. 000 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026So why the hell would an autistic German man be gobsmacked that we landed on the closest celestial object by sheer lightyears? Our imaginations are limited by current technology, but we already knew humans come up with new technologies that they obviously didn't know of yet that push new boundaries. 120 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I don't think liberals know enough about Marx to even do that. It's just slop honestly. 000 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026You really think humans industrialized and sailed the entire globe and thought that was it? Do you think we're at the end of the tech tree now? If anything things have plateaued dramatically since Marx was alive and your expectations should probably be more tempered than even people of his time. 130 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The economy is bad because it could be so much better, and liberals are clinging onto hope that Americans stop wanting more. This idea that you can reign in populism from hyperindividualized consumers with niche graphs is so wack. Just give the people healthcare and they'll chill out for a decade. 111 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I kinda hate how little credit libs wanna give Marx. Maybe he wasn't a perfect Nostradomis but he still wrote the playbook for modern society, give the man some flowers. "That thing in the sky???" Actually insulting to the history of astronomy as well. These people think NASA invented space. 140 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Absurdism is different to different people. This isn't absurd to me in the sense that Marx would be amazed by modern technology and its relationship with capitalism, he wouldn't. It's more absurd to think he'd be surprised that humans built a rocketship and flew it to the closest celestial body 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Absurdity still needs some grounding in reality especially when dealing with historical figures. It's like that joke about going back in time to kill Hitler as a baby to prevent the rise of the Nazis. When you understand actual history it gets less funny because the absurd humor just falls apart. 100 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Also the joke within the joke here is an annoying point about how capitalism might suck but at least we went to the moon, which I just don't agree but my 60 year old parents might. 010 0
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 @cryopunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I am actually an annoying clown who loves jokes a little too much, it's kind of a problem. The issue with this joke is that when you joke about a historical figure with an exaggeration, the exaggeration should compliment the joke not conflict with the actual history. It's simple stuff. 110 0