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ιceмan

@cryomutatus.bsky.social
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𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒. #Jiji

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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Squints sleepily. “What if I simply, take the day off?”
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Groans loudly and contemplates sleeping in and pretending his alarm didn’t go off. …. Or pretending he’s sick.
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sᴛᴇᴘʜᴀɴɪᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ @eggplantbat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴄɪᴛʏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ? ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ. ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚤⚢ || #Jiji ||
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I think being called a brat is the biggest insult— /ouch/.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
/Rude/. [Huffs huffs.]
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wow, Warren. Am I just an air conditioner to you? /Rude/.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
[Snorts.] Fair enough.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Well anyways, lunch time.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sorry it’s not a straight little paralysis demon. We were fresh out of those.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yo, who stocked the mansion fridge?
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You can’t thumbs down comedy gold, Prof.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It’s how I look, standing at the foot of your bed at night.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Personally, I think it’s a little short. [He has the biggest grin on his face, proud of his own joke.]
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Snorts at his own joke.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I think he got a haircut.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY —
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Turns an entire field into an ice skating rink.
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𝔅𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔎𝔞𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫 @realitywitch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔬𝔯? ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣ || #Jiji ||
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
He waves a dismissive hand at that. “Nah. I’ll be fine. It’s not the first time this happened.” God, he does hope he doesn’t have to go on field like this though. That would /suck/.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“You’re sooo much nicer than Daken.” He declares, and then proceeds to dunk his face into the bucket’s opening.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“You say weak but I completed the challenge.” Bobby groaned, gratefully accepting the bucket, though he didn’t puke just yet. Just for safety though, he had his arms wrapped around it tightly.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wow, big head there, buddy. Is that like, genetic?
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Groans and lays face down on the floor. He really shouldn’t have tried that mega burger challenge. His stomach is /killing/ him.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
//Forgot this existed as I went into full solo writing mode ope.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I am /not/ a liar. You have no proof.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oh! No. [G r i n s.]
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
…. Or metaphysically?
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Like, physically?
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
He ate too many Five Guys burgers and is now feeling /sick/.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
//I’ll adjust the bio more later.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“It’s finally snowing out!” His favorite time of year has finally arrived.
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
☽ 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔦𝔬 ✩
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
☽ 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔦𝔬 ✩
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ιceмan @cryomutatus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘤𝘦. ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣ || #Jiji ||
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