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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Draining the swamp into his family's pockets.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breaks into people houses in the middle of the night and steals food that is almost expired from their pantries.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Old enough to remember when people were bullied off the internet for posting advertisements.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This illegal presidency needs to end.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Release the Epstein Files NOW
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are ten thousand men like you, George, who support the advancing technology of fifteen hundred worlds. We can't allow ourselves to miss one recruit to that number or waste our efforts on one member who doesn't measure up.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is much safer to wait for a man to say, "I can create, and I will do so whether you wish it or not."
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm reminded of "Profession" by Isaac Asimov. We bring you here to a House for the Feeble-minded and the man who won't accept that is the man we want. It's a method that can be cruel but it works. It won't do to say to a man, "You can create. Do so."
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm surprised the Dollar Store doesn't sell butter by the stick.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do they actually? I always thought the state patrol was checking at weigh stations and the popup commercial vehicle checks, but otherwise you were (relatively) safe.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The downfall of civilization is nigh! www.npr.org/2026/10/05/n...
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People are asking ChatGPT to help them decide how to vote in the midterms
Voters are already voting in the midterms. This year, some voters are trying something new to get ready for the election: asking AI to help research their ballot and even decide who to vote for.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The difference is: Faux News will rile up MAGA if the Dem checks don't arrive, but say nothing when the GOP checks don't arrive. And if the Dems did somehow get checks out, they'll complain it isn't enough, it's socialism, or something else.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's hard to hate the Pats with Belichick and Brady gone. I still do, it's just harder now.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wasn't Trump going to fix the Ukraine war on day one? What happened there?
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone moving houses in a pickup truck and it blew out the back. Their kid gonna be real upset.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the guy collecting money decides how much the cooks get paid and also whether or not you can eat after you've paid.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Three of our best minds" Not listed: Trump or any of his cabinet members
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We can only pray the enlisted soldiers refuse to follow orders from their new MAGA leaders.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chuckys gonna wag his finger at Trump.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My realtor gave me a casserole when I bought my house. Still have the dish :)
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the standard GOP playbook. Make up outlandish claims until they find one that resonates with their supporters then claim Democrats are going to make it worse. If furry pilots don't work they'll move onto something else next week.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When making oatmeal in the microwave I discovered 50% power at (approx) double the time greatly reduced the mess generated.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Florida facts: Total population 23 million 15.5 million people under the age of 65 have health insurance 5 million people over the age of 65 on medicare (presumably) He's claiming 115 million people are using ACA (hdpulse.nimhd.nih.gov/data-portal/...)
hdpulse.nimhd.nih.gov
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alton Brown never washed a waffle iron in his life, particularly one with burnt on cheese.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's like 90% salt too
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Musk's goal was to reduce regulation of industry, specifically the industries he is involved in. From that perspective, DOGE was a success.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd like to see this chart with gas and coal added together. Sure, gas is cleaner than coal (if you ignore methane leaking literally everywhere in production), but both are fossil fuels and should be combined.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They moved the bread I buy (amongst other things) in mine. I had to hunt down someone to point out the empty shelf for me.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I recognize that look! That's the "Food sometimes falls out of that guy" look.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My DVR is programmed to record all NFL games, but I watch very few of them. I've wondered if it is sending what channels it is tuned to the mothership to be rolled into the Nielsen ratings.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They'll remove the body for you.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's a lot of running steam trains around the US, mostly during the summer/tourist season. If you're really jonesing for a ride, I'd suggest googling for 'running steam locomotives in <location>' and picking one. I still remember the Georgetown Loop railroad in Colorado from my childhood.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On the plus side, budget Ozempic comes in multiple flavors now.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have no strong opinions about Tesla other than the Cybertruck is ugly, but considered buying a model 3. I do have strong opinions about the guy running the company and will never touch any of their products until he's dead and buried.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have concerns about cars being (potentially) controlled by any hostile government. Trump signs an executive order and the ICC is locked out of their Microsoft email. Xi Jinping could write an XO and every Chinese car in America could come to an immediate halt. Imagine the chaos that would cause.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get someone to drive a safety car behind you to defend against the crazies.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Huh, I wonder why the EU banning the import of American food?
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lift with your legs
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It doesn't matter what damage is done as long as the military isn't willing or able to defend the constitution against the circus in DC.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Given the price of bacon and the issues with lettuce I've been reduced to eating tomato sandwiches.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hard to find hamburger buns with enough sugar in them.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If he's continuing to collect a paycheck his wife should end up in jail for fraud.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As if! Obviously the bag colors are all wrong. One million dollars please.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The logo in the upper right is all you need to rate the posting.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LoL
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Trump
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New candidates aren't sworn in until Jan 3, assuming Johnson actually convenes congress and doesn't declare 2027 a vacation year.
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Neighbor gave me some peaches from her tree and they were so delicious I might have to climb the fence and steal a few more. Or maybe knock on her door and ask, but that's definitely a second option :)
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CRWolff @crwolff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It'd be funny as shit if he was drafted, then got his ass handed to him daily by real athletes.
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