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Chris

@crustdotmp4.bsky.social
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
edible to fight off the sunday scaries
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is as accurate as i can get (though i do feel like i’m forgetting games) my9games.net/en/edit
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this shit is so fucking disappointing and infuriating
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’m working on a project rn for work that is EXACTLY what i want to be doing all the time, but never get to do
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
drive 45 minutes to downtown for a 5 minute meeting AMA
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i…
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i love playing dress-up 🥹
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i hope yall will understand 😔
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
anyone else getting a lot of gnats in their plants?
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i believe in my heart the frog’s name is frank
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i think it’s crazy to expect me to fix audio problems for a video when you took the mic off of the person being interviewed
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i kinda ate with these
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
it was so fucking humid mowing the lawn, but at least they’re reaping the benefits
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
not bad, not bad
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
amen
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I CAN’T STOP CRYING WTF
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i am going through a period of Internal Turmoil that is really, really intense and i am struggling picture unrelated
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
this is the biggest sign yet that i need to replay skyrim
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
dane’s taking me to cheesecake factory, so i gotta put out i guess
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
having my “i hate being mentally ill and how much it fucks up my ability to do regular fucking things” crashout rn
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i spoke too soon, i got the contract!
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
second interview slayed
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
second interview secured
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the fact some people are using polymarket and betting chances as a substitute for polls…
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
men can be so desperate
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
sorry for being mentally ill and seeking unhealthy coping mechanisms
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
my next tattoo is going to be a Black Death themed Death card with a RAT
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
me being a shameless charity case
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
our wedding was almost a week ago and i’m still depressed it’s over i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!
an edited picture of a dog holding a pillow and crying
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
get out me swamp
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
am i giving trade
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
this was me
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
honorable mention
an airplane in a cloudless sky
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
these turned out really well from my most recent roll 😌
a tree with orange leavesa path in a park during a fall sunset, the trees are barrenthe finish line of a horse race, and those horses are RUNNINa horse race during sunset, and the horses are nearing the finish line
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
taking a pic with all the mirrors in my house (also haircut)
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
chat am i cooked?
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
hello fellow gays
Me taking a selfie in our hallway mirror, wearing a light green hoodie and holding up a peace sign
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i also can do 230 loads with asterisk
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
No cookie box this year, only the chewy molasses cookies from Claire Saffitz (which are really good)
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
ok????
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I love my boy 🥹
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
poppin an eddy and making lego flowers
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
not selected for jury duty (case was dismissed)
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
yes, i just was nominated for a (Lonestar) Emmy
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
LORDE TONIGHT
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
taking an edible and contemplating living through the fall of the american empire
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
you’re telling me this poopy-looking blob becomes that????
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
work deadlines postponed! mental health is gonna be on the up-and-up
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Chris @crustdotmp4.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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