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Crusoe the Dachshund

@crusoedachshund.bsky.social
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Wiener Dog Extraordinaire. Author of the NYTimes Bestseller, People’s Choice Award Winner. Stick picker-upper’er

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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day! And in the spirit of Daphne’s birthday and mothers, it’s a good day to watch Daphne’s Tea Party Mayhem episode! 👉 youtu.be/k1UPchJuT7U?...
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“I’m cheering for my birth city, while Daphne’s cheering for her beach city!😝” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Today Dad was VERY happy because I finally picked up a stick after a very long time of not picking any… In fact, he was getting worried I had stopped the habit. So today I showed him that, yes, I still pick up sticks - but as a senior, I’m just a lot more “picky” about which ones I guess! ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Happy Easter to all!” 🐰 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“A happy 1st birthday to our human-puppy brother! We’re all here to celebrate with him! Or rather, we’re all here to scrounge for his cake droppings!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“If you walked by and saw the 4 of us on a beach, would you recognize us?.. Who would you say hi to first?” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Daphne and Delilah are finding the Florida heat a bit much, so Dad gave them both a good trim.. altho Mum wasn’t too happy!” 😬 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The gang’s all here! Guess where we are!
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“A very happy 15th birthday to my little (canine) brother, Oakley Dokily!! 🥳 Geez, we’re both getting old buddy..! Also, for the first time in a long time, Oakley and Delilah are traveling, and we’ll be meeting up in a few days!! 😁” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“Gotta teach this lil guy how to love fishin’ now! We stopped over in Florida on our way home from Mexico for a couple weeks.” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“The last little leg of our trip is in the beautiful city of Merida, where Mayan heritage meets Spanish colonialism (it’s literally built overtop a Mayan ruin). It’s pretty hot here tho!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“Sitting in Kissing Chairs 🇲🇽♥️ Except we’re siblings, so this is strictly a business meeting about tacos.” 🌮 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
#Mexico continues! 🇲🇽” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
“Thanks for everyone’s concerns given the unfortunate and scary events happening in Mexico! We are currently in a very small, quiet seaside town far away from what’s happening so feel quite safe, but we are watching the situation - and are wishing safety to all the people of Mexico!🇲🇽” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Will you vote for my pal Rusty? A longtime friend who’d really like his own award! americasfavpet.com/2026/rusty-b...
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Will Rusty RuRu The Canadian Dachshund take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
16 year old rescue dachshund and IVDD survivor. His job is a Comedian. Loves everyone and everything..except the chipmunks!
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Happy Valentines Day, with love, from Mexico 💚🤍♥️” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“Guys, is this a good stick - er, palm frond?” 🌴 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“Our little bro is finally taking an interest in digging with us! We’ll make a dachshund of him yet!” 🌴 Tulum, Mexico ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“At the airplaner station as Daphne would say! Looks like we’re goin’ somewhere, our little brother Adrian included - unless he eats his passport first!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“I picked up a nice stick, because I have an exciting update coming tomorrow where I’ll announce Cornell’s first study trial design that the’ll be undertaking with the $1.15+ million we’ve raised together under my IVDD FUND! Stay tuned!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“Even this old man’s gotta freshen up sometimes! Wait.. Does this mean we’re going somewhere soon?.. 🤔” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“…And this is only the first layer!!” 🫣 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“Geez, our little bro is already 3 bottles deep and it’s not even 9pm!! 😋🍼 Happy New Year everyone!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“A very Merry Christmas from our family to yours!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“Are ya’ll having a drumstick, thigh, cheek, or tail?”😅 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
“..in case you needed more proof of how much I’m relaxing..” 🥱 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Happy Halloweenie!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Officially 16 years old + 2 days 😅
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
“I’ll chase squirrelers, birdies.. and even storms!” ~ Daphne
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“I’m starting a #ThrowbackThursday routine.. and for the first one, here’s a look back at the time I disguised myself as a wire haired dachshund..!”🥸 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
“A couple old men on their Sunday recharge..”☺️ ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
“Now that we have an extra crew member, Oakley is happy to relinquish his duties to the new guy so he has more time to nap!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
“Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅 Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?... #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
“Me hoping someone’s going to appreciate my stick today..” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
“Am I upsides down or is he upsides down?..” ~ Daphne
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“Who’s ready for a dip with us? There’s about to be 6 wet wieners here!”😝 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
“You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “ ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“..Am I still Mum’s baby?..” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
“Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
“Back away from the baby..”😎 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
“One day he’ll grow up to say he was ‘raised by wolves—er, wieners!’ 😜” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
“He’s probably wondering if his nose is as long as mine..”😝 Or what do you think he’s thinking?! ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
“I kinda thought I was going to get the upper deck of our new stroller, but I admit I get better sniffs down here..”😋 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“Retirement ruined..🙉 Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
“Happy Mother’s Day to all the fur-moms and hooman moms alike!!😘 You doing something special for your mom today?” ~ Crusoe & Daphne
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at first.. but I think she’s learning he probably isn’t going to be heading off to Madabascar anytime soon!”😝 ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re going to go do all her favourite things and share a video summary at the end pf the day! Love you Daph❤️” ~ Crusoe
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Crusoe the Dachshund @crusoedachshund.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Thank you all for the kind words and sentiments today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but first Mum’s gotta have a baby!..😝” Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?... ~ Crusoe
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