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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know this is mega redundant but I want the video of the narrator narrating the entire audiobook.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Toasty and sweaty
Op, centered, with a band from underwear in their mouth. The thong pictured has a line of sweat at the pouch
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The dub mix could easily be on repeat for me. jam-city.bandcamp.com/album/my-world
jam-city.bandcamp.com
My World, by Jam City
2 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hot, sweaty, trudging kind of day I would have linked from bandcamp but Andy Stott is no longer on bandcamp?!?! open.spotify.com/track/7EEYUI...
open.spotify.com
How It Was
Andy Stott · Faith in Strangers · Song · 2014
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy Kelela album release day to those who celebrate
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We were some strawberries ripening on the fruit shelf. @potatoprincess.bsky.social
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Did you know that a whale's fluke is unique?
OP presenting a lil whale tail, set in the back of a bar with roadsigns
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Revoking my gay card because I thought Madonna was from the UK and Iggy Azalea was swedish
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Anxiety's like, is there beef or is it just pea protein?
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stanley cup? Is that like a diva cup?
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The work truck has no ac except one six-inch metal fan, I'm convinced I'm in a mobile air fryer.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride from Sacramento
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Learning that Matthew Herbert produced Golden Phone by Micachu & the shapes makes complete sense. Link has a free download too urbalt.bandcamp.com/album/urb-al...
urbalt.bandcamp.com
URB ALT Sampler - Quattro, by URB ALT
14 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's been 10 years since I saw Kelela live and now I get to see her in late Sept 🌬️🍃
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kinda felt like crying, missing friends missing memories
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
William Hawkins (1895-1990) American Artist
A landscape with voluminous cloudy skies.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sometimes, I feel out of the loop on music and then sometimes I don't. It's a mess. Equally a boon and bondage. There is no quantum untanglement, or undoing to it's laminar flow. Take me in, I ask.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
open.spotify.com/track/4Juswj...
open.spotify.com
Shattered (feat. Helena Deland & Ross Meen)
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Scary train/Stop that movie sometime after June 12th for me
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Could anyone divine this cloud and tell me what I need?
Aphallic cloud pattern
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Don't hug me I'm scared is actually really good I can't look away.
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HEYBEEFCAKE @heybeefcake.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Character collage for Folsom Europe 🖤❤️💙
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
One way ticket to Purpee plz
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I love this pair.
Subject wearing rose print underwear. Belly button and hand visible
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
2(x)it's looking like it's going under and I don't know where I'm going to get comfy lightweight tees.
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
How to open your heart Open your heart tutorial Open your heart without fear Reddit Vulnerability wikihow with pictures
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Update on the fleshmech
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Choose yourself you precious metal! Put your hands on your hips like you're holding a prized trophy This album is really hitting me and I'm not even done with listening to it. joshuaidehen.bandcamp.com/album/i-know...
joshuaidehen.bandcamp.com
I know you’re hurting, everyone is hurting, everyone is trying, you have got to try., by Joshua Idehen
17 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever impulse bought anything quicker than the tee pictured here.
A mirror selfie where the guy holding the phone is wearing a shirt that says Half Evil! in the style/logo of the French cartoon "Totally Spies"
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sundaze @potatoprincess.bsky.social
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Cropped for the public.
Cropped at the beard torso of a guy in front of a mirror grabbing their junk. You can peek a little bit of a stainless steel ball weight through the hand.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm pretty darn excited for this album. Always kinda crazy that a dj/producer ends up making band oriented music and it's goooooooood. avalonemerson.bandcamp.com/album/writte...
avalonemerson.bandcamp.com
Written into Changes, by Avalon Emerson & the Charm
10 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Omfg Ms Ray and Nourished by Time?!?!!?! ms-ray.bandcamp.com/album/melt
ms-ray.bandcamp.com
MELT, by Ms Ray
5 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm yearning for something more today 🎧 Composure bfleischmann.bandcamp.com/album/the-hu...
bfleischmann.bandcamp.com
The Humbucking Coil, by B. Fleischmann
8 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Flash in the Pan is my final boss music. against-all-logic.bandcamp.com/album/2012-2...
against-all-logic.bandcamp.com
2012 - 2017, by Against All Logic
10 track album
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*Jessy Lanza's Big Pink Rose plays*
A singular pink rose against a gray sky.
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lula 13 @chuvyx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Pink magnolia blossoms in front of a blue sky
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Good morning
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Truly headed for recession since tectonic dancing is making a comeback.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
These are probably my most listened to for 2025. I think each of these artists have a rawness separate from their sculpted sound. .
Like a ribbon - John GlacierThe passionate ones - Nourished by TimeIn Daytona Yellow - Leon VynehallGlory - Perfume Genius
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ohh man! Waiting in the break room before starting my first day and some old guy says "welcome to hell" and above his head a crooked warning sign says "be awesome today"
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
A red, white, and blue worksite-style lunchbox with a red handle. It says "U.S. Mail" in gold lettersThe side panel of the lunchbox. The character Mr. Zip (a sketch of a man with wide eyes and mail carrier uniform, holding a letter up to his face) is on the white part. Underneath in red is a space that reads "My Zip Code No. Is _________"
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I hope it's not the end of calling any cutie bubba
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Suddenly my bass synth stopped receiving midi and I want to scream!
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
For locktober I locked my account while I wait to hear back from a job offer. Festive!
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Smoking this like a pack. leonvynehall.bandcamp.com/track/cruel-...
leonvynehall.bandcamp.com
Cruel Love ft. Beau Nox, by LEON VYNEHALL
track by LEON VYNEHALL
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A tip of a cock touching the right side of the frame, while the subject is also wearing a weighted ball stretcher.
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
That one mosquito that moisturized today
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crunchysammy.bsky.social @crunchysammy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Man on the street pointed out my green eggs and ham tattoo said, " I used to have that tattoo", and I wanted to say, "used to?" But I asked, "are you Sam?" And then he said " no"
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