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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️

@crumpycruiser.bsky.social
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random guy, on- and offline #traveller, #European citizen, swiss-based, loves relaxed riding Italian beauties: #MotoGuzzi #V9Bobber + #Vespa #GTS300 - #activist #freedom #tolerance #democracy - #NoAfd #StopTrump #FightFascism #SupportUkraine #motorcycles

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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guessing: Vespa tomorrow (right leg has no real job to do) and Guzzi on Saturday, if I can wait so long... 😜
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Still walking like a drunken sailor (which will last up to 2 days) but, hey, happy to be free + standing on two legs.
Grumpy's feet
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🙏🏻
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You are not aline with this skill🤪🍷👍
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not surprising - Europe-only cars, At this time Opel was part of GM, solid No. 2 of volume brands in Germany. Today they are part of Stellantis and more or less a small player. But great heritage. www.opelpost.com/03/2014/the-...
Opel Rak2
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nope. Dog walk - way more dangerous. Will focus on riding from now on.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looks like you have magic inside. Have you tried walking on water or turning water into wine?
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Born and raised as a son of an Opel Dealer....just to work for Audi some years later (deadly sin because Opel and Volkswagen were hardest competors in the 80s German Car Market). Love this 3 - sweet memories.
Opel Ascona B 1.3L Sport (4gear), called "Rüdiger"Suzuki SJ 410, Vmax: 110 km/h, used it for alpine offroad pass climbingOpel Monza A, 6-cylinder automatic - a monster at this time for a 18yr old weirdo.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey #MotoSky, did I mention the cast will be removed from my leg tomorrow? Wish me 🍀 that they decide it's positive after the X-ray. I will be free again, hopefully back in the saddle by the end of the week! Unbelievable that a dog walk cost me 2 months of my season. #Excited #CantWait
GrumpyCruiser riding on his Moto Guzzi Bike
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a beauty. 😍 Here is mine. #GuzziLove
Moto Guzzi V9 Bobber in Front of Matterhorn (Monte Cervinia) seen from the Italien side.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A true icon. R.I.P. Dolly!
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80
Known for her outsize persona, appearance and talent, she rose from rural poverty to become a top-selling singer, songwriter and entrepreneur.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
At least when I use the Vespa. Somehow family found it not funny (in fact I rode with the Vespa to the doctor after my accident, thinking my injury was not so bad - the doctor declared me crazy…)
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
cast foot
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
well.... (sent really jealous)
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yep. Fully agree.
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Wind Burned Eyes @windburnedeyes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why Motorcyclists Are Quietly Becoming the Mental Health Mentors We All Need I’ve noticed something the last few years. Every time someone I know is going through something rough, be it a breakup, job loss, anxiety spiral,... windburnedeyes.com/motorcyclists-me…
Wind Burned Eyes — windburnedeyes.com
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Okay, my tibia + fibula are fixed with a screw + ligament. The surgery went well. Now I have to drink beer + coffee to stimulate my bladder. Unfortunately, it's non-alcoholic, but better than water. The staff here is world-class. Bedtime until tomorrow, hospital stay until Friday. Six weeks to go.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#motosky My life today. But I am still thankful for what I have. Safe rides, folks! I will be back!
GrumpyCruiser greeting his bikes in the garage - sad because he is injured and cannot ride.Sitting in a cafe, enjoying Cappucchino, Pastry and Bikebikes
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What's next?
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#FML!!🤬 You ride 1300km through mountains, no problem. Back home, going for a walk + fell accidentally… Surgery in 2 wks; until then, I have to wear this splint, followed by six weeks with my leg in a cast before they remove the screws. No idea when I'll be able to get back on my #Guzzi. #motosky
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thanks, mate. But this is a more or less automated product coming out of the #Insta360 App on my phone, I just made some minor justifications and changed the music (also out of the app, Band is „The Lighthearts“, the song is „All that I want“)
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
About this week…😍🏍️🇮🇹 #Motosky #MotoGuzzi #GuzzistiBrontoloni #backroads #touring
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had no opportunity to ride it so far, but I like the appearance very much. Definitely a candidate for the next add-on.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
To your health!
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My pleasure (and I just shared a fraction of the imagery).
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thanks, in reality it definitely blows your mind and emotion when you are there. Sheer riding pleasure - the views, the smell, friendly people (10° C less would make it even better 😅). Could nit ride enough in the Alps. As a Canadian you know what I mean - wish I could ride there someday as well.😉
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Day4, Finale: St Maurice - Basel with 2 Passes I missed so far - Col de Mosses + Jaunpass, easy to ride but nice. Swiss cliche landscape at it’s best. After 4 days, ca. 1.300km, endless ups + downs, hidden backroads + scenic spots, I’m back in Basel. #MotoSky #MotoGuzzi #Tourlife
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Day 3 of my little escape in the Alps: riding from Piemonte to Savoyen Alps - lots of Passes. From up to 36° in the valleys down to 14° at Col d‘Iseran. That was fun. Tough fun. Will sleep well tonight. Here‘s the Route: riserapp.com/t/NPHeSX1Tt5... #Motosky #Tourlife #MotoGuzzi
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#motosky #tourlife #motoguzzi
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Day 2: nearly 10hrs of turns at smallest backroads, average speed: around 35 km/h. Honestly, a little bit too much. Ended in a monastery to sleep. Simple life. Humbled.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And now done and tired in Saint-Vincent Tomorrow will be challenging as today was. Stay tuned. #motosky #tourlife #MotoGuzzi
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
…wonderful ride to Colle Panthaleon with a spectacular view on Matterhorn (Monte Cervino) - absolute blast! 🤩🤩🤩 - decided to drive the valley up to the end. It was worth every meter.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Life is short - Took the opportunity to tour some days. Day 1: Via Montreux (busy because if the Jazz Festival) and Grand Saint Bernard Pass to Aosta Valley (nice but hot) but the best was the afternoon… 1/2
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think so. Enjoy it anyhow - it’s still on a bike. 🤟😉
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Same here. And the best: they came in matte black as my helmet - more or less invisible at daylight. Sth. around 4 bucks.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
All the things the others wrote are true. In the none-alpine areas countryroads are often very boring - straight for miles. Big difference to their neighbors.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am riding often France (living 3km from the 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇫🇷 border). Riding there is relaxed, I never had issues. There is a law that your helmet must have reflective stickers on it - but as much as I heard police do not check this actively (it’s more an insurance issue if sth happens). Speeding is expensive.
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh shit. Recover fast - and cook some delicious brussel sprout things (I have a very undecided relationship to this vegetable)!
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Valheru @valheru.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
On the plus side, I got the tent set-up without an issue and the campsite looks lovely. #motosky
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I must say I am a little bit jealous…enjoy the splash!
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hahaha, to be honest (no joke) I ordered also a salad as a side - they forgot it (it was served later)
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
440km today again groggy… rode through Zugspitz-Region, Fernpass (boring), Flüelapass (way better, rd 2.400m), Davos, Landquart, Walensee, Zürich back home - 1st 2h were up to 25°, the rest up to 38° C - not fummy. Some traffic jams incl. Good: Explored some new sideroads…
View of Inn Valley in AustriaRoadview of Val Chaste in Graubünden, Switzerland
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
After my presentation I left Munich at 3pm at 36° C to ride 3h hours to my next stop near Reutte/Tyrolia - an affordable Inn with excellent food, a strange lamp and a beautiful sunset from room - again tired like hell…
Sunrise view at my Hotel in Munich FreimannIberico Pork Crown on a red wine sauce with fried potatoes and a Radler (half beer, half lemonade)A very strange lamp in an Inn
Sunset in a small village near Reutte/Tyrolia
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Business trip to Munich - combined it with some leisure activity: took the #MotoGuzzi to ride at countryroads through #BlackForrest and #Swabia - after 400km I was pretty done. Rewarded myself with a beergarden diner because Munich is the world capital of beergardens #Motosky #Summerride #Bavaria
Panoramic  view ofthe Swabian landscape while sitting on my motorcycle.Oldtown of Engen with colorful houses
My Moto Guzzi Bike parking next to a BMW bike - act like the localsA typical beergarden dinner: 1/2 roasted chicken, fried potatoes and a Bavarian beer served at Aumeister Beergarden in Munich
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And here is some additional video stuff from last weekend…enjoy as I did. #motosky #motoguzzi #V9bobber
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Decent ride last Sunday through Bern, Solothurn, Jura. 🇨🇭 is also besides the pass legends a #motorbike dream. Empty, winding roads in good condition- pure riding joy (but the butt hurts after the trip anyhow - I am an old bloke, but it’s worth the suffer). #motosky #motoguzzi #V9bobber
Trip Info of a weekend ride through SwitzerlandA Motorbike parked at a country road overlooking Jura landscapeScenic view of Swiss landscape with Lake Thun at the horizon Typical Swiss Farmhouse with a castle in the background
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Grumpy Cruiser 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏍️🛵☮️ @crumpycruiser.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
But the rest looks quite good - sand with the wrong bike is not funny at all.
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