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@crudecritter.bsky.social
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23•He/They/It•AuADHD•🔞Adults🔞Only🔞MATURE CONTENT WARNING‼️🔞•PFP: @ghostclementine•Banner Art: @YugoLimbo.

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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Add some humiliated flush and a few tiny eye bag lines?
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah yes all tomorrow's treatment.
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uhhhhh🐁 @sleepygills.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
getting overly attached to these little plush heads
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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ok i finished it
painting of liquid snake sitting moodily with 2 minions to his left and right
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Fairy
ALT: Spongebob Fairy
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me too tbh
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Creature
drawing of a puppy that says; "how I draw myself" next to a creature that says; "how I look irl"
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤝🏳️‍⚧️
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 20/09/2026
A real friend never asks you to hide your colors🌈 Some eyes see only two genders, but kind hearts see more. Closed minds and harsh words cannot put out your light. Shine in the way you were born to shine. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit, never expected Chiitan saying trans rights but fuck yeah, thanks Chiitan, looking cute!
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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
liquid snake and his minion
painting of liquid snake sitting cuntily and there’s a minion with him
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idk what this means or why it's here but it's beautiful, thank you.
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was the target demographic for MLP FiM and now as a grown ass man present to you this eyestrain:3
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yaoi, pls, I need a weird freak just as anxiously attached as me.
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weed addicted fuzzy fucker
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*a he/him? Dyslexia at it again 😭
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Idk this game, is this beauty s he/him? (, asking for kinny reasons)
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OUGH HOW HAVE I HAVEN'T FOLLOWED YOU!! PEAKK!!!
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nuance my beloved!! 🫶🫶
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SAME!! IDK WHERE I AM I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE!!! SPIT IT, YOUR ROYALTY!!!
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Idk much about Neutron stars,,,, but I'd sure love to hold hands during sunset 🫶🥺
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@ghostclementine.bsky.social
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Want some nasty Zurgers?
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck
"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oughh, ougghhhhh my faggot lust is activating!!!!
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lil treat
Drawing of a puppy holding a popsicle with the caption; "Time to get a little treat and go bankrupt"
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Chainsmoker cat has been infecting my mind with unhinged bullshit so you get this now
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David Hearn @daveyph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
celebrate good times come on
Drawing of a bunch of little glowing creatures smiling and dancing in a circle on the grave of Doctor Hateful
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Dan @danlikescomics.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Of course, Peach Momoko (with Frank Miller) would bring her A-game to Amazing Spider-man 1000
Peach Momoko and Frank Miller for Amazing Spider-man 1000
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
an ache i cannot touch
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Hayes @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
hello everyone i am sorry for my personality
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I agree but also straight up don't care about his dignity and as a gay guy I will call him our slur with pure delight and glee cause he is part of why the slur is so hurtful in the first place, he deserves it as much as possible in my opinion even if he's dead.
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Okay yes, but I do think gay men get the pass to call Lindsey Graham the most disappointing faggotron that my generation has ever met. (, I'm a gay dude.)
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Isn't that just a carbon dioxide chamber?
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thanks queen 👑
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
keep them blocked, you did that for a reason
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dawg I miss this, this was the best part of kitten fostering 😭
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
MORK!! LIKE MORK AND MINDY?!?? I LOVE HIM, HE'S AMAZING!
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm sure you're an upstanding model for what adults should be like :)
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How about it? Maybe do something for the youth instead of criticizing everything they do? Hmmm :) Wouldn't that be more mature and productive? :)
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maybe you can teach me your pro adult ways instead of being an annoying fly
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And how are they supposed to act? Enlighten me of wise chud :)
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Also don't be having fortnite as an obsession and have shit opinions, you're picking too many struggles and it's really unflattering 💀
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry you can't handle getting shat on for your doggy shit opinion, welcome to the Internet, first time? :)
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey man, you posted the reply that stays on the Internet forever 🤷 Maybe think a little harder next time 💀
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel like you're the 12 yr old here, go back to your homework squirt 🖕💀
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CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can you please pull that superiority egotistical stick out of your damaged collen, it's really destroying your personality.
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