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Bill Criswell

@crswll.dev
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UI Engineer "from Philly". github.com/crswll

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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 23/09/2026
Always a party under my desk:
Purr Monster, Luke and George
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 17/09/2026
A little example:
A code snippet showing what I describe.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 09/09/2026
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 04/09/2026
This dude is 15 today.
Purr Monster relaxing.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 01/09/2026
I can't wait till they up the price for this absolutely useless shit no one is asking for. Yeah, I can't fucking wait to listen to my inbox.
A research preview from Spotify for "Kit".

"Meet Kit. Your production assistant. Kit can turn your calendar, inbox, bookmarks, anything you choose, into audio. Kit works in the background, so your morning brief is ready before your coffee"
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 27/08/2026
The is is what's going on under my desk at any given moment.
Luke, George and Purr Monster
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 20/08/2026
when you pull up to the skatepark and see people from high school but they're at a birthday party and you're there to shred
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 07/08/2026
FUCKING COMPUTERS BULLSHIT. IT'S FUCKING SICK IT'S NOT COOL ANYMORE. IT'S NOT FUN. IT'S NOT FUN TO BE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER. THEY CHANGED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. IT USED TO BE SO COOL.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 06/08/2026
Why did they give the moon AI.
A screenshot from the weather app where the moon has a sparkle.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 01/08/2026
Obey Frank
Frank.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 17/07/2026
Kramer from Seinfeld saying: "The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy, that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal".
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 23/06/2026
Another item to be added to this list here on Chaos Design
Think of every characteristic of an interface you depend on to not ‘fail’ for your design to ‘work.’ Now imagine if these services were randomly ‘failing’ constantly during your design process. How might we design differently? How would our workflows and priorities change?

Here’s a potential list of things we might be relying on

CSS doesn't load
JS fails to load
CSS and JS fail to load
Network speed
Language / Variable content
Left to Right text
Presence of content (non-empty state)
Length of data
Data cleanliness
Size of viewport
Luminosity is low
Ambient light is too bright
Particular rendering engine
:hover states
Sight
Mouse usage
Business logic
Permissions
Plan level
Quotas
Network is online and transmitting data
...
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 20/06/2026
Oh no. Not again.
The shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit being held over the Washington Reflecting Pool as if it's about to be dropped into The Dip.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 29/05/2026
BleeeglebleegAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 23/05/2026
A bumper sticker with a picture of Kirk Van Houten that says "Keep Honking! I'm listening to Kirk Van Houten's 1996 Masterpiece 'Can I Borrow A Feeling?'"
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 21/05/2026
Purr Monster and Frank chillin.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 18/05/2026
Butthead at a drive saying "I'd like to order a butt".
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 12/05/2026
Divine
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 20/04/2026
This is the original by the way. There's a bunch of edits of it but usually they're clear with crossed out letters and adjustments haha.
"A computer can never be held account. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision."
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 18/04/2026
Look at this stud.
Ben aka Benjamin Puppins, a pup, being a stud.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 16/04/2026
If you need me page me on my Bubble Beeper.
Bubble Beeper Bubble Gum
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 12/04/2026
Finally have these skates kind of broken in.
Pair of skates.Skate park
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 07/04/2026
This is still true.
Master Shake telling Meatwad "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this".
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 01/04/2026
This is amazing. Both of these tabs have GitHub loaded. One loads just fine no matter how much I refresh, the other one doesn't no matter how much I refresh.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 30/03/2026
De-evoltion.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 27/03/2026
Beavis saying "Boingggg!"
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 27/03/2026
Frank waiting for Tom at the vet a couple years back.
Frank (dog) being a cool dude.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 26/03/2026
This is fine
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 22/03/2026
This is it basically my goal.
Button having a padding but the padding goes away as the space becomes limited then the text truncates.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 18/03/2026
We rescued George 3 years ago today. I can't believe this is the same dude. He smells so much better now.
Goerge BeforeGeorge After
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 18/03/2026
This you?
Whitest Kids U' Know Sex Robot
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 15/03/2026
The web. 2026.
I can't even imagine what the fuck this communicates to a screen reader.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 12/03/2026
The facebook algorithm was perfect 5 years ago.
A screenshot of facebook showing a baseboard sticker decal of a mouse in a hole holding a piece of cheese.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 11/03/2026
Please, no more insurance or antidepressants commercials. Only show me the latest in Super Soaker technology.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 10/03/2026
If you see this, post a robot 🤖
Sex Robot from Whitest Kids U' Know
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 04/03/2026
This is the extras in Clerks for example.
Screenshot of Clerk's extras.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 04/03/2026
Just noticed Apple's CSS has styles for reduce transparency that only work in Chrome. This CSS chokes in Safari. @media (inverted-colors:inverted) or (prefers-contrast: more) or (prefers-reduced-transparency) { ... }
Screenshot showing Safari not utilitizing certain styles.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 26/02/2026
Not recently enough sadly. I did experience a loading issue where the error message fell down a hole recently though.
Strange GitHub loading Error.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 26/02/2026
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 23/02/2026
Ick.
Judge Judy judging Judily.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 19/02/2026
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 19/02/2026
Can't wait.
A meme saying "Almost time to break out the 31 piece patio set" and there's a picture of 1 camping chair and a 30 pack of PBR.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 08/02/2026
Tom.
Tom
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 07/02/2026
Still true.
David Lynch saying "People who like Twin Peaks are party people".
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 06/02/2026
GitHub is a much less charming version of Johnny 5.
Johnny 5 saying "NEED MORE INPUT!!!"
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 05/02/2026
Does anyone out there know the answer?
A Facebook post of mine questioning if Surf Ninjas stole or paid homage to Surf Nazis Must Die with their similar covers.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 05/02/2026
Big fan of this one even if I worry it may make the spacing around it tricky.
Checkbox card with notch at top end.
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 02/02/2026
this is who runs this account
me with a basket full of dinos I still walk around with
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 21/01/2026
Guillermo del Toro, Fran Drescher; please I beg you. @realgdt.bsky.social
Fran's Labyrinth
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Bill Criswell @crswll.dev · 12/01/2026
I think this `aria-label` is the issue. I honestly don't know if I can get to the content of the button with that? Again, no expert haha. Also, the button seems to do nothing.
aria-label highlighting (maybe?) an issue in Blueeye's HTML.
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