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Avian blues carrier. 627 ft. above sea level, 6’ 1” above see level.

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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As far as character names go, Seldom Seen Smith is too 5 all time.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The end of the NBA season gives me the depressions.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The lack of tattoos in tonight’s NBA game is refreshing.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
86 the entire fucking White House.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We live in a world where my kids are disappointed when the president doesn’t get shot and I take no responsibility for that.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
TBH most long time SF residents secretly hope for a big enough earthquake to hit re-set on the city.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@mlb Opening Night on Netflix is some class was shit. Baseball is for the people! What a gd disgrace.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Sunday Service - Meantime (Helmet) is still a fav - with the benefit of hindsight it feels like an accidental peak, a rogue wave that was rideable. And once gone, never to be seen in the lineup again. #vinyl #record
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Name something more boring than car racing and I’ll tell you you’re wrong.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#sendBarron in the name of #freeeeeeeeeeedom
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Arrest the President.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Arm all Epstein victims.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
So I just sent my daughter off to protest fascism in my stead. What a time to have a broken foot. What a world.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Never thought I’d have to say this, but MAGA will have to pry my gun from my cold dead hand. 😂
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
When your 14 y/o tells you they’re raw-dogging their math homework & your 9 y/o chimes in with a perfectly timed “that’s what she said,” you have to wonder what we did to get me here.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Peaceful people are not violent enough to maintain a peaceful world.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Seeing footage of a snow-ball riot in Minneapolis & this has been a long time coming. The lack of produce being used as projectiles has been bothering me for some time as well. So much food waste in this country could be directed at ICE.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The only hoax I’m aware of is democracy.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If you’re joining the military at this point, the positives of being a murderer for outweigh the negatives of your depravity.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Congress is completely pointless. Change my mind.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So our military DOES follow illegal orders. 😂 who knew?
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
CBS can’t be serious.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
All this tech AI jibber jabber is just a smokescreen for sex robots. That’s where everything everywhere all the time is leading, that’s what the billionaires & genius incels want. Sex robots. So let’s just cut to it already.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I was working the graveyard shift at a newsstand in Studio City, CA in the early 90’s & really late one night a black car pulled up, James Earl Jones got out with his assistant & proceeded to buy a couple hundred dollars worth of magazines & newspapers - a copy of Hustler among them. Paid cash.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Xmas Service. In celebration of the return of our power & the deep silence that followed its loss. Also, Jesus or whatever. #BlackSabbath #Vinyl
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I’ve got so many compensation injuries from the broken foot that I just can’t even. Both humbled & embarrassed.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I guarantee there are people that wouldn’t mind if I had my jaw busted, but to have the majority of the world celebrating it is a level of villainy I cannot fathom.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hey kids, every bet is a suckers bet.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you don’t want to see me, invite me to your potluck. Ain’t no luck in that pot.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Sunday service. RIP to my cardio fitness. The ongoing lesson of my life has been: Starting over is a constant. “I am a man made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.” - Viagra Boys
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Waking up to pictures of KISS giving the Orange Menace a tongue bath isn’t what 7 y/o me had on his bingo card for a random Sunday, 48 years later.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Earthquake
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Last Minute West Coast Sunday Service. #Mastodon #Vinyl #RIPBrent “I’m a man and that’s who I am and I’ll tell you that to your face - I’m from the clouds and I shine like the moon and I’m here to fuck up the place.” #OnceMoreRoundTheSun
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#SundayService #Morphine #Imfreenow #Vinyl “I’ve got guilt, I’ve got fear, I’ve got regret, I’m just a panic stricken waste - I’m such a jerk” RIP Mr Sandman
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The Toronto Blue Jays, America’s team.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Now that I can look at vaccinations as an act of resistance, I’m doubling up on everything.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Is this Bad Bunny character one of those Antifa fellows?
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“First I’m going to call you fat, then I’m going to not pay you,” is such incredible leadership.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
There is nothing less interesting than a Red Sox / Yankees series - unless both of them manage to lose. Forever.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The crushing depression that comes along with the realization that you can no longer tell your daughter’s clothes from your wife’s while folding laundry.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I didn’t even know who Charlie Kirk was until he got unalived, but now that I know exactly who he was, I really don’t care, do you?
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Looks like I preemptively cancelled Disney plus for a reason.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
MAGA IS WOKE.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Friday morning palate cleanser. #whatthefuckisgoingon #GayeAF #vinyl
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is exactly why I never tell my father anything.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just like you, I reject the inevitable, but am neither shocked nor disappointed.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
They clearly got to JFK too early & Bobby too late.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Teaching your kids how to fake the proper level of sickness needed to miss out on required activities is the greatest gift you can give them.
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crow soup @crowsoup.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Is there no Luigi out there to carry out the Kennedy tradition?
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