crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025For gerrymandering to work, you still have to know how people are going to vote. In the handful of elections in PA, FL, and MI, we've seen HARD swings left. Gerrymandering can secure seats, but it's more effective to just barly swing results with a slight majority. A majority they won't have. 050
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I'm guessing their "it's war with the radical left" plan backfired. Actual people on the Right (not the bots) are just as sick of the violence as we are. Either that or Trump's gonna croke soon and they have to spend their limited brain power on contingency planning. 040
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 30/08/2025It's pretty telling when all you say is "Facism bad", and the Right immediately assuming you're talking about them. I love how it went from: "We're not Facists!" to "Ok, but was Facism THAT bad?" 030
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025If we're being honest with ourselves, institutional democrats are the conservatives, and rebulicans are the liberals (at least economically). I think the last REAL liberal president we had was Eisenhower. ALL American politicians have been conservative leaning since Nixon. 020
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025RIP Jimmy. Personally, I think Esienhower was the last good president we had. Obama and Carter tried, but kept getting cock-blocked by congress. 000
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Becuase blowjobs are better than no jobs 040
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Doesn't do something: told to take initiative Does something: gets told to ask first Asks before doing something: upsets partener for having to bug them about every single thing. Told to stop doing things Stops doing things - and the cycle continues. 030
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025"Cannot be closed without approval from congress" is honestly getting old. 95% of what he's doing needs approval from congress. The law isn't the law unless its enforced. Republicans are bending over, and Democrats are spineless cowards. No one is coming to save us, we have to save ourselves. 41409
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Not surprising coming from an administration with scrambled eggs for brains. 080
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Better than hunting down escaped slaves I guess 2522
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025When I see some doctor that's batshit, 50/50 shot it's a dentist. IDK what it is about working in people's mouths all day makes a person crazy, or that only crazy people want to do it. Probably both. Maybe it's all that N₂O exposure? Chiropractors are worse, but they're also not doctors. 1171
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Everyone is just carrying on like everything is normal, and the world isn't falling apart around us. It's infuriating, and I'm gaslighting myself into thinking I'm the crazy one. 0443
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Weren't the Nazis into book buring? Do you think at that point MAGA will realize, or will they be thanking Trump for the fire's warmth? 010
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Why do Americans always feel like they have to be #1 at something? Like, the UK went through what was arguably the craziest conservative political transitions of this century by leaving the EU, and American went... "hold my beer" - or whatever it is you say in the UK, "hold my tea" or whatever. 010
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Ya, but I'm sure people in the UK are absolutely getting sick of hearing about American politics. 110
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025It would've been nice to see the dems fighting back for once, but it would've all been political theater - at the expense of federal workers, and the people. Trump knew he had all the cards. When dismantling is the goal, things are way easier. Destruction is a LOT easier than construction. 020
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025My issue is a government shutdown would've been disastrous. Trump and DOGE would've used it to dismantle even more federal workers by essentially starving them out. No matter what, it was a win for Trump. Chuck is still a greedy, self-centered, spineless coward though, always has been. 1111
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Nobody WANTS to vote democrat. We vote democrat becuase the alternative is fascism. 060
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I just upped my expected deductions. We'll see what happens. 030
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025And yes, I like my own posts. Someone's gotta 🤣 160
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Hey I already said that! Great minds think alike I guess 😂 2120
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The irony is the states who voted for him will be worse off than those thay didnt. The exception being Texas. What even funnier is rural areas who majority voted for Trump, also use more tax than they contribute. It's so weird when people continuously vote agaist their own interests. 010
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Guys, guys, guys, Vance was just being protective. ... someone had to protect that couch he was on 🤣 290
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025And all he had to do was show up 😂 Props to him though, he likely knew going into it was going to be a trap, he was able to put on full display the idocracy of the White House, inspiring European allies to contribute more to spite the US. Trump will get his Putin spanking soon, if not already. 040
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Ok, but did Vance thank them? Did he ever say "thank you". He should be saying "thank you". Since he hasn't once said "thank you" to the protesters. Do it Vance, say "thank you". Why do I get the impression he talks to his kids that way too? Fucking dirtbag doesn't deserve to feel safe. 080
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Ok, but did Vance thank them? Did he ever say "thank you". He should be saying "thank you". Since he hasn't once said "thank you" to the protesters. Do it Vance, say "thank you". Why do I get the impression he talks to his kids that way too? Fucking dirtbag doesn't deserve to feel safe. 010
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Article written January 4, 2021 and talking about fourh quarter 2020. Did...did you even read it? This was literally the first sentence: "Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ:TSLA) released its fourth-quarter and full-year 2020 sales report on Jan. 2" 110
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 02/03/2025While the Russia-Ukraine war is still ongoing, the U.S. has sanctions and travel restrictions on both countries. There are a thousand reasons to believe Trump is a Russian asset, but a lack of tariffs isn't one. Once sanctions and restrictions are lifted, will he implement tariffs? I'd guess no. 040
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Is it possible to request your employer stop withholding tax? Seeing that Trump is circumventing our elected officials (House of Represenatives), this is clearly "Taxation without representation". The President is the executor, not the legislator. I don't want to give these fuckers another dime. 120
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 01/03/20251. Mask my contempt for those in charge 2. Once a day retire to the men's room to jerk-off to a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell. 000
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Imagine being the leader of a defensive war against a larger enemy for several years, to then be talked down to by a couch-fucker. 1583
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Imagine like 50 years ago someone said: "Evil billionaires team up with Cheeto man to destroy America, but an unlikely hero rose to the occasion to save democracy - the National Park Service." 071
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Rather than admit I was wrong, I must now double-down on my position, as is tradition. 010
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Did...did a congressperson did ask our opinion? Shit. I only ever complain about hypotheticals and in hindsight. I uhhh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh "Babies should have rights to guns!" Nailed it. 140
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Well those babies were defiantly committing fraud... ...according to the baby-thowers... ...just taking thier word for it... ...they have evidence!...that I haven't actually read.... ...all while babies are dieing. What happens when all those "babies" turned out to be innocent? "Oops, sorry"? 060
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Did you guys see the REAL bill introduced to the the House that would officially rename "Greenland" to "Red, White, and Blueland"? www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... The founding fathers would be proudcongress.gov 050
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Ya, but then we have to count Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris too Also, by that logic, a brown dwarf is a literal dwarf 🤣 020
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Too dence to understand what rhetoric is? No, it isn't nessisary, it's just enjoyable. Stay angry my friend, with any luck, you'll die of a heart attack within the next few years. 110
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I drove stick, so step one is to put the shifter up my ass 🤣 220
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Wouldn't you like to know... Bluesky doesn't let me edit 😭 010
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I had a Yaris AI (so basically the Mazda 3), and it had a knob where the center cupholder is. You also didnt have to reach up, but instead right where your head would be anyway. It would spin, but also go up/dkwn/left/right and press in. It was fucking PERFECT. Car manufacturers take notes. 4280
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Nah, I'll take my wadded panties and stuff them in your mouth, which is probably used to it from sucking billionaire cock all day. The hypocrisy of "moving on," while also not moving on, is not lost on me. 220
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Credit to the artist: Brian McFadden Here is the artist’s website as well as a link to the artist’s instagram: brianmcfadden.org instagram.com/brianmc_fadd...brianmcfadden.orgBrian McFadden – Cartoonist. Illustrator. Jokesmith. 030
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Hey, I ran out of characters ok? 2223
crowmageddonn.bsky.social @crowmageddonn.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Ya! Personal liberties! Well, unless your trans... or gay... or Muslim... or a women... or an immigrant... or a child... or black... or atheist... or poor... You know what? It's just eaiser to just say straight white men who own capital - they get to do whatever the fuck they want, no one else. 31418