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David Gray

@crowgray.bsky.social
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A rough caricature of Columbo.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ghost ship just rolled into town!
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Limmy dressed up as his psychic/medium character. He has a pained expression on his face and the subtitle reads "He's downstairs."
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hitman: World of Assassination (IO Interactive)
Mr Bean sneaks into an emergency ward at a hospital.Mr Bean disguises himself as a surgeon.Mr Bean has his hands inside a patient who is in the middle of undergoing surgery. He is checking over his shoulder to make sure no one can see him.Mr Bean strides valiantly out of the operating theatre, whipping his surgical mask off.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hitman: World of Assassination (IO Interactive)
Mr Bean is dressed in black and is pouring laxative into a coffee mug.A security guard is drinking the coffee.A distressed looking security guard is on his knees clutching his arsehole while attempting to open a toilet door.Mr Bean escapes on a skateboard.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hitman: World of Assassination (IO Interactive)
Mr Bean outside a 3D cinema looking excited.Mr Bean sneaking behind some curtains, looking sheepish.Mr Bean is bent over a control panel with a screwdriver.Mr Bean is inside the cinema, the seats are thrashing around throwing people about and it looks like he's slamming someone's head into the ground.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Every time I remember this I have a nice long chuckle to myself.
An absolutely massive billboard featuring comedian Tim Vine, arms reaching out towards us. The words TIM VINE are emblazoned behind him in big red letters outlined by bright lights. In the corner, in much smaller text, words read: "is not appearing at this years Edinburgh Festival."
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Nothing but respect for the beautiful game.
A screenshot from the NES game Nintendo World Cup. The pitch is borderline luminous green and the players are all squat, chunky lil mean dudes with their fists up. The ball is pink.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hit da bricks!
A poster from the Troubles era, depicting a man with a rifle, wearing a balaclava. The text warns:

Loose talk cost lives
In taxis 
On the phone
In clubs and bars
At football matches
At home with friends
ANYWHERE!
Whatever you say, say nothing.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"You drunkenly approached OpenAI CEO Sam Altman at the Oscars after party and called him a Nazi…in front of Zendaya??"
A low-quality VHS capture of Robert Kilroy-Silk - a besuited, grey-haired man - looking to camera with a baffled expression on his face. His arms open wide.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The White Lotus
A male pikcahu and female pikcahu wearing bright summer clothes, standing around in some kind of tropical paradise. The sea is behind them and everything is bright, sunny and colourful.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Victor Meldrew eating some M&Ms while laughing at someone else's misfortune. He's having a great time.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Always relevant
A tweet by someone called christina, from during the pandemic. It reads:

me: it's okay te be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis
mr brain: not u though
me: not me though
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Absolutely unhinged illustration on this drinks menu
Not sure how to describe this. A distressed baby is popping the cork on a champagne bottle and tentacles have burst out the top.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Don't get me started on this monstrosity from Cineworld.
A poster advertising Cineworld's Unlimited card, with a caption that reads DO THE MATH.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
M&S like American things now.
A banner that reads "Mom Jeans" from Marks & Spencer, accompanied by a photo of a jubilant woman rocking some high waist jeans.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Agent 47 heading out to present the Crystal Maze
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A new career awaits!
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Huge fucking left turn in the Wicked novel’s Wikipedia page
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Why yes I am a music lover
Two CD albums of 90s synth library music. One is called Business Direct and the other Headline News.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
James Cameron turning up to be interviewed about Oceangate.
Hi, it's Troy McClure! You many remember him from such television specials as America's Funniest Tornadoes and Buck Henderson Union, Buster.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Dexter. Showtime (2006-2013)
A picture of brother and sister duo The Carpenters. A young man with short, brown hair and a tight black t shirt leans on a brick wall. His sister, a young woman with long brown hair and wearing a red shirt and jean flares, sits on the same brick wall.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Me with all the allen keys I've collected building IKEA flat packs.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I fixed the 007: First Light trailer to make it feel more like James Bond.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Looking good, Mr President!!
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Failure! I already hate it!
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Norman Reedus as Sam Porter Bridges. He'swearing a bright red pizza delivery cap and giving us the thumbs up.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
A pixel portrait!
A portrait of an elderly asian woman, rendered in a dazzling array of pixels. She has tired eyes and a hard bright light cast over her face.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Logging on to submit my age verification photo.
A screenshot from an episode of Columbo. It's a photo of an elderly man wearing a cap, behind the wheel of a car, taken from an LA speed camera. The face of the man is actually a cardboard mask used to fake an alibi. Columbo could tell it was a fake because the lightiong under the nose did not match the shadow cast by the rim of the cap the man is wearing.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Unfortunate byline photo/header image synergy.
A photo of the twin towers exploding on 9/11. Overlayed on top and to the side is a photo of a journalist with a big grin on his face. He's partially looking in the direction of the atrocity.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Congratulations to my local Hilton, who also seem to have selected a new pope.
Photo of a branch of Hilton hotel. In the foreground is a chimney pumping out white smoke
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Gaming is BACK
A young gamer called Dave Perry from the 90s. He's wearinga black bomber jacket (as was the style at the time) and a spotted bandana on his head. He's smirking at the camera and clenching his fist triumphantly.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Good morning!
Newspaper headline: Mummy mystery solved: ‘air-dried’ priest was embalmed via rectum
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Just found out where you get all your opinions from
A vintage sign, white with a black border, shaped like an arrow. Text on the sign reads: BULLSHIT CORNER 2 [miles]
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Well I’ve been sliding them up my arse, what’s everyone else been doing?
Screenshot of a Guardian newspaper headline that reads: Taking the biscuit: for 100 years we’ve been eating chocolate digestives wrong.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The energy I bring
Two cans of an energy drink. They are labelled BUM ENERGY
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hearing bad things about the economy today
A screen shot from an economics video. The male presenter is wearing a bobble hat and hoodie. Subtitles that have been cut off due to the vertical screen format read: "Falling interest rates will cause a huge ass...".
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Might have to get this when I'm working again.
A black t-shirt with "Dr Sam Becket (sic) never returned home." printed over the chest. It cost £21.56.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Pls cast your vote for me if you can spare some time. thanks
A screen capture from the Guardian's website. The article heading reads: "Invertabrate of the year 2025: vote for your favouirte"
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Finally found a place that can fix my jukebox.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
An absolutely banging pin badge haul from last week.
Three pin badges on a white background. The pins are the classic MTV logo, the N64 cube and Dash from The Incredibles.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Needs more gnomes.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Arriving at school to find the substitute teacher in charge
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Main bedroom still a work in progress.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I really must stress that I definitely HAVEN'T been wasting my unemployment on recreating Victor Meldrew's house in The Sims 4.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
LET'S GO
Screenshot from Steam, showing a Larry David voice pack mod for XCOM 2. The thumnail image shows Larry David - a very bald man - angrily brandishing a gun.
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David Gray @crowgray.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Real men don't 'Play Movie', they...
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