iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Que bom q vc não explodiu enquanto eu n tava olhando

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Idk what spunky means, but, given the context, I offer a kitten that looks like how "spunky" sounds.

A grey kitten — that was recently bathed by a lion considering the very wet and spiky fur — has a vengeful look in its wide-eyed stare.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Feeling energized. But like, in a chill way. Like a phone on 80%. Is this what not being in a bad mood feels like? Lowkey digging it.

A police officer sits in the driver seat of a car.
He has a cigarette in each hand. One to his own mouth. And one to the horse who's sat in the passenger seat puffing out a heavy cloud of smoke.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I mean, that's so... *swirls soda around like wine* ... very sad.

Monkey deliberately judging it's manicure

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Am i just unlucky, or did a bunch of bots also follow you guys in these last few hours...? lol

Who knows if it's a girl holding a knife in each hand while imagining their endless possibilities and smiling, or me planning a homicide-suicide.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Since we're talking about their bad quality, what do you know about their tumblers? I had one of these, and i remember that they made coffee taste weird.

A stainless steel travel mug made by Dunkin' Donuts

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Some of y'all don't know how easy it is to troll AI users in my first language. They say "Meta AI " I wear the 🏳️‍🌈❓️ look and they think twice.

A deer resting on a dog's bed, the text on the picture says "My dog won't bark I think it's gay"

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I hate being so busy, but i might need to get a(nother) job so i can buy art supplies.

Screenshot of a video in which a hooded guy holds stacks of money in the thumbnail. The video is titled Try Not To Cum Challenge

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Corny. Ahem, ̸̔̂̔L̴̢̰̳̤͕͔̓̅̈̆̔̄̓ͅŲ̴̨̝̠̥͙̱̍Z̴̡͉̤̤͉̫̏̇̍͝ ̵͓̝̋ͅ ̸̫̜̒̌̏̒͜N̴̗̐̈́̉̐͘͝͝Ȕ̷̧̟͙̌͊N̴̡̫̰͗͊̾̉̐͘C̴̪͖̃͒Â̶̘͙̎̓͝͠ ̶̢̗̪̙̯̱͆̈́͝B̵̤̉͆͂̊̓͠͠R̸̡̰̉̈́͛͆͒̋́I̶̢̱̥̩̝͗̂L̸̼̙̜̄H̵̲̯̣̅̀̈͠Â̸̤͙̥̳̳̬̜͗́̍͝Ŗ̴̥͍͈̏̇͌̈́̉͊͝Á̵͍̝̰̟͗ ̵̞̝̈́͐̃̾͋̀̈́E̴̠̣͚̙̋̾̀͐̊̃M̵̝̠͉̺̌̂̓͑ͅ ̴̣͈̭̙͆̐͗͋Ť̶͖̤̗͎͎̝̆̂́Ū̸̢͎̜̪̖͎̜̒̎̑́̇͗A̷̞̳̩̟̅̈́̈́͐̚̚͠ͅ ̶̗̤͔͐Ď̵̻̻͖̗͎̐͌͊Į̶͖͕͔̲͉̌͒̀̃̒̂R̶̨̫̊͐̀̇͘É̵͔͝͝Ç̶̢̖̜͍̔̑̅͒Ã̵̧̤̫̺̄̾̎ͅO̴͚̠̤̳͈̗͍̓̽͐͗̍͠ ̷̧̢̠̪̘̏̇̅͗̕͘̕E̸̪̯̝͖͙͗̽̃͝S̶̖̋T̵̨̬̠͈̞̬̃̔͘͝͠ͅĂ̵̰̳̙̇͒̇̂̕ͅ ̴̧̢̜̺̗̽̎͗́Ẹ̵̗́̀́̅̓̕ ̷̟̎͆͋͗͌̔͑A̶̹͕̰͓̪͒͌ͅ ̶̣̖͓͎͖͎̺͌̀̕Ḿ̴͙̜͚̭Ȃ̵̼̺̰̗͔̠͈̉́R̵͕͓̣̳̖̐̍̕C̴̡͑͛̆̉ͅẢ̵͓͐ ̸̎͒̓ͅͅD̴̜̹̤̀̊͘Â̶̡̘͖̪͋͆̔̇͒̈ͅ ̵̡͎̭͑͊̆͜M̶̥̺͋̉͊̿̅̉͜͠A̶̟͂͌̋̋͌̚Ļ̵̮͕̉̈͝͝D̵̨̀̅̒͘Į̴̙̜̩̐́Ç̸̗̳̬̝̑̆̋͜Ą̷̛͎̃̒͑̊͂O̸̝͑̄͑͆̉͗͝ ̶͎͒̒̓̓E̵̩̜̠̅ ̵͔͆͂̂Ă̸̖͎͘ ̶̱͖͈̖̲͇̹̋̐C̶̨̠͍͕̥͖̰̽̊A̵̭̗͑̽̆Ř̸̨̢͚̟̰͉͋́͆͘͠͝R̸̨̻̮̩͎͔̈́͑ͅE̸̪͇̣̗̜̫̅̀̓͑G̷͙̝͈͒͝Ḁ̴̔R̸͉͒Ą̶́̈́̾͂̿ ̷̣̱̲̈́̑͒̂͠P̴̨͉̝̦̯̻̂̀́Ō̴̗̼̤̰̠̝̽̔̔̂̎̿R̷͍̺̝͖̰̅̾͝ ̷̞̞͕͉̠̮̼̔T̵̼̈́̽̕O̷̞͛͐̃̍Ḓ̶̡̢̛̟̰͖̒́̄̚͜͝A̸̛̜̩͇̩̱̼͐̀̇̈́ ̶̤̪͎̓̋̽̊̎̓͜À̶̧̟̲͕̄͝ ̶̧͕̱̻̻̹̱̏̃E̸̖̯͈̟͐̒͝ͅT̸̬̹̦̀̊͗͌͑͌̒ͅȨ̵͎͇̻̯̋̃͝R̴̠͗̔Ṉ̸͊I̴͎͙̠͓̬̞̟̓͆͝D̶̬̰̭̩̺͓̪̒͌̈́̉͌Ą̷̨̛̼̔̎͗̉̄̏D̵̖̒̒̑̀͝Ḛ̸̡͈̝̦͚̈ ̵̖͓̮̱͓̱͒̋̑Ş̴̨̤̩̯̍̑̈́̂̌E̶̢̬̊ͅ ̶͇͔̠̖̝͎̂̓̑͘N̶̼͕͌̃̀̂́̇̓Ã̴̳͕̲̈́O̷̞̾͌̂ ̴̜͈̙̟̺̣̣̈́́̑̔̓̐͠Ṕ̷̭̉͆͝O̵̰͂̐́̓͝R̸̡̧̛͔̦̰̬̜̎̽͊͂͂͛T̷͈͍̓̃̽̈́͘A̵̠̎̈́̇̀R̶̡̼͓̝̜̻͛̕͘ ̷̱̦̪͎̀̿̆̚͝Ȁ̸͕͕͖̯̆̾ͅ ̸̄̓̌̆͜C̵̝̲̑̋̍̎̎̈́Ả̶̢̞͉̩̉̓͘̚P̷̳̣͎̲̫͎̌Ä̴̪̜̙́̾̍̇̃͛͜͝C̷̯͌̄̓̎̕͠Í̵̢͓̪̺̩̖̐͗Ḋ̷͓̖̝͍̠͛͗̚A̴̠̫̦͇̒͒̀̿D̷̢̥͙̯̰̦̃̀̀̋Ę̷̗͍̦̥͙̑̓̍̍̇͠ ̸̘̹̖̄͊͛͆͒̐͜D̷̳͖͙̰̝̪̦͒E̸͖̠̼̹̖͑͂̌̒̔̿̊ ̶̤̬̖͚͇̟̰̔͒̾̀͠S̴̡̜̺̹͛͊̊́A̸͉̹̽͝Ȋ̸̡͈̐̃̾̇͘̚Ṙ̵̯̘͎̲̹̓́͂ ̶̱̜̱̎D̸͉̝̭̗̥̭͎̽̌͆̾̀͑͠Ờ̸͉̩͑̉̏͝͠ ̶̨͎̼̳̦̝́M̶̰̰̼͇̓̐̀̐̍͝͝ͅE̸̺̮̜̊͂̾́̇̚U̷̻͍̪̹̎̈́͠ ̴̹̮̗̟̈́C̵̭̭͊͑͐̚̚Ā̶̼M̷̮̐͌͗͗̆͘Ḭ̸̪̼̆̓͆́͒̚ͅN̷̻̣̻͕̳̍̉̐̿͒͛͜H̵̪̪͓̋̐̀͒O̶̠̥̘͂̄͜

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

It fucking worked. Taking it back worked.

2 boiled eggs split in the middle to showcase my egg-boiling expertise

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Me pergunto se eu realmente teria conseguido aprender se eu não tivesse fraturado a mão haha

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

By the cause of fatigue, a previously mentioned confrontation against the divine, higher being known as God, has been postponed. (Me sad me no want fight me no blood to shed me no feel bonita 😞)

A religious miracle: woman develops depression in 3 minutes!
Friday
12 PM
Temple of Solomon.

(The world record is still held by me, though.)

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I still don't know how to say taça in english because there's no way y'all only call that fancy thing a "wine glass" Where is the functionality?? Y'all hypocrites for bullying the brits over saying rubber instead of eraser.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP 💀💀

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I should've stolen that fucking burger

A mad, angry crow.
Text says "Crow of judgement"

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I took a second pic when the sky got bluer and forgot about it

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I can't believe I'm actually becoming a member of society. Where is the bedrotting? Where is the doom scrolling? Where is the starvation and binge eating? How did i pass? Are they really gonna let me in?? Why did they take me so seriously idk wtf I'm doing?? How is it WORKING??

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Would you believe me if i said this is a picture of the sky?

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I just wanna WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRR ARF BARK BARK GRRR BARK WOOF ARF GRRRR FOOD!! I WANNA EAT!! GIVE ME FOOD AND YOU HAVE MY LOYALTY FOREVA HELP

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Ur acting normal Why r u acting normal

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I wonder how long I'd have to work so i can get my dog's balls removed without suffering major bankruptcy

A man wearing a suit and using sunglasses smokes a cigarette while riding a comically small red motorcycle.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Kinda wanna get a piercing hmhmhmhn

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I'm taking every chance i get to spread info or funfacts and throwing it at your faces with the help of a DIY water balloon cannon.

"China's final warning is a Russian ironic idiom originating from the Soviet Union that refers to a warning that carries no real consequences."

Taken from Wikipedia.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I was actually hoping someone would mention it..... lol i have no idea

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

There is a 4-year-old video review of a foldable e-ink on YouTube, but looking it up, i found that it is mostly said to have loads of room for improvement. (It was said to be clucky, but i like clunky things) I need whoever the unappreciated genius BACK ON IT!

Photo of a grandma attempting to climb over a huge metalic door.

(Or just a photo of my desperate attempt at entering the headquarters of whatever company produces e-Reader tablets to convince them of making an e-Reader that folds like a book.)

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

If you find the simple and minimalistic design an attractive aspect of e-readers; consider the fact that i am not simplistic nor a minimalist.

Photo of a nun smiling while driving a go-kart.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Can't play an instrument that isn't mine. Tried the violin of a colleague and missed ALL the notes. ALL OF THEM!

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

"muitos transformam suas demissões em vídeos virais no TikTok" BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHJA

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

"Geração Z se recusa a ser vítima de abuso de poder e emputece empresas." 💀💀💀??

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

2025 looks promising since I'm trying to focus on what makes celebrations exciting for me, and distancing myself from whatever made me dislike them in the first place!!

Me in 2025.
If I am lucky enough: I will be this picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger sat on a rock, surrounded by animals in what might be the middle of a forest, while looking peaceful, mindful, and quite demure.

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Autism and ADHD; Anxiety and Depression. I don't "work" the same way most people do: Going out and letting people in were boss fights against myself. Group conversations made/makes me feel so out of place.

Bad quality photo of a polar bear seemingly iluminated by the headlights of a vehicle. And a text saying, "What da hell is a Polar bear doin' in Arlington Texas 😭😭😭".

(Or an actual photo of me surrounded by extroverts, you can choose.)

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I wanna reply "elaborate" to that one comment, but I've already been the spark for way too many internet fights in 2024...

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I can see why the gold-on-food's extravagance attracts attention like gum in a classroom. But i doubt with all my heart that it would taste any better than the lack of it!

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Thinking about all of the Panetone, Rabanada, Pudim, Salpicão, Tutu, Vinaigrette, Escondidinho, Arroz com Uva-passa, Farofa de Banana, Canjica, Paçoca, Pave and many other things i ate. I will not weight myself again until july istfg

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Btw, i am a slow dense motherfucker so i didn't realise that maybe the cat was originally supposed to be an adversary... Good morning?

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Really thought i buried this place. But, I should've known better... Nothing ever stays dead. (Opened tiktok bc the sillies and it automatically logged into a very old account of mine i swore to have deleted 💀) (Now it is looking at me like:

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Timebomb shippers are sleeping on Bad As Hell by Friday Pilots Club

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Krouven @crowendmacabre.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

It's so funny to watch y'all struggle with your own language you guys have no idea

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