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Connor Crowley

@croweleycf.bsky.social
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Chocolate chip cookie supremacist. Used to repair MTA radios, then built skyscrapers in NYC, then did quantum computer things in Zuid-Holland. Now trying data centers. CrossFit is a terrorist organization.

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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 2h
Ahhh! Forgot the Bern!
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Bernie Sanders on Financial Support
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 2h
P.S. failure to yield charges is not how you fix this. Police enforcing criminal negligence is how you fix this. (As much as many people despise the police monopoly on violence, you need enforcement and consequences to have drivers that don't suck.)
On the plus side, cops on the scene didn't buy it: The driver was issued summons for failure to yield to pedestrians, said an NYPD spokesperson, who declined to provide the driver's name.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 2h
I am once again calling on all Americans to lose their driver's license and have to reapply against Dutch training and costs. Everyone of you sucks at driving. (This is literally my old and future neighborhood)
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yet another terrorist attack at a Dutch asylum center. But because it is being committed by "real" Dutch, no one dares to call it terrorism. www.oost.nl/nieuws/37041...
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Azc in Albergen beschoten vanuit rijdende auto: 'Absoluut onacceptabel'
Het asielzoekerscentrum aan de Gravendijk in Albergen is maandagnacht vanuit een rijdende auto beschoten. Terwijl de auto voorbijrijdt, klinken meerdere harde knallen bij de opvang. Politie en COA spr...
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is it impossible to find scrambled eggs or an omelette in Northern Europe? Why is the only acceptable form of an egg in a sandwich or any dish a boring boiled egg?
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And give immediate rise to the most violent terrorist organization on the planet.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am once again reminding people that Broadway in Elmhurst and Jackson Heights exists, has had excellent Burmese food for decades, and is by far the best food street in the world. NY Times journalists are just terrified of venturing into the ethnic parts of the outer boroughs.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To each their own experience, but my daily cycling routes in Holland are in this order: 1. Normal access roads without any infrastrcture. 2. Fietsstraat = b.s. share the road. 3. Red bike lane = sharrows. 4. isolated mixed trail But yes walking densities >>>>>>>>>>> cycling densities. 😉
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find myself walking across intersections and crosswalks all the time in the USA and wondering how that driver did not see me and or did not think to stop for the pedestrian with the right of way.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Nespresso pod!
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun fact! The cost of training for a CDL is basically the same cost of training for a basic Dutch drivers license! Infrastructure does not matter as much as enforcing driver quality.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think any other western country has a system where a private institution is expected to issue civil punishment in lieu of the government exercising criminal prosecution.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Usually free, I think the worst it gets in Amsterdam is €10 an hour.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cranes are a NYC certification problem that uniquely empower the union to enable both 5x wages AND overstaffing.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You will be amazed at how easy it is to find car parking in the Netherlands.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a pilot because in America the political debate about anything is over the enforcement of laws, not the actual law itself.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dutch government proposes to jail people for 6 months when they are found to be delaying their own deportation procedures. This is a resubmission after a previous bill, proposing to criminalize helping illegal immigrants, passed in parliament but failed in the Senate. www.rtl.nl/nieuws/polit...
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Kabinet wil weigeren van terugkeer strafbaar maken: celstraf mogelijk
Vreemdelingen die niet in Nederland mogen blijven en hun terugkeer actief frustreren, kunnen straks een gevangenisstraf krijgen. Het kabinet presenteert vandaag een wetsvoorstel dat het tegenwerken va...
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still have 1 superior bagel left, gonna enjoy finishing the greatest bread, from the world's greatest bakery tomorrow morning. And also regret having to wait a few weeks with inferior European bread.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you wanna feel better about it, I did bring back to superior American toast bread. Major hagelslag upgrade compared to our Albert Heijn cardboard. Taste like cake = upgrade!
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are you disqualifying the novel bagel from the bread Olympics?
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I stand by the statement. Not a single good bagel on this continent.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No... This is peak Dutchness.
Sending someone a payment request for €1
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Happy New: We Are Laughing
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surely you realized Zuid Holland is best Holland. 😉
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But did you see butt plug Santa and the heroic whale tale?
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most unpopular PM in German history so far...
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Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you don't want a tourist infested amusement park filled with shitty HORECA jobs (Amsterdam), allow the demolition of the shitty fucking canal homes and a real city to exist. Preserve everything is not culture and is failed policy. www.at5.nl/artikelen/24...
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Halsema: aantal toeristen moet worden afgeremd, ook al kost dat de horeca bezoekers
Halsema: aantal toeristen moet worden afgeremd, ook al kost dat de horeca bezoekers
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to free roam around the city at 8 years old in the 90s. City was way more dangerous and no one cared. If I had allowed my son to do that on the 2010's?
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Believe It Or Not, Jail (Parks and Rec)
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is not a American infrastructure problem. It is a political choice in America that kids in public on their own is a crime of endangerment. Not a infrastructure problem.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Double vowels (aa, oo, ee) being phonetically the same as single vowels in English is always a PITA. Explains why not a single Dutchman can properly spell lose.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. This is actually a main distributor road for the area.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What kind of hurricane we talking about?
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eh. For profit consultants gonna for profit consultant.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Example: maps.app.goo.gl/8dzdaTLu9QE9... maps.app.goo.gl/CdUGn35Q3Pz7... The thing I have never seen is parking protected bike lanes.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah all over the place, typically our main distribution roads outside the major cities.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am once again calling on all Americans to lose their driver's license and be forced to reapply against Dutch standards and costs. Everyone of you sucks at driving. I ride this kind of road all the time in Holland, not a issue when you enforce driver quality.
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Bernie Sanders on Financial Support
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know anything about the omni-causr stuff. But a oay what you can restaurant is about as perfect of a money laundering device you can have.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One if the dumbest concepts in America is that university are adult day care and thus the adults in attendance are not subject to criminal laws. Instead the university administration is used as some sort of fake court. Denying adults their rights and creating useless admin jobs.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have always been doubtful that a LVT would somehow override the politics of local zoning.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That used to be Hong Kong, remember landing there from themainland and feeling like I had some rights again.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yes, I get that. Just in a traditional economics sense it is very unorthodox to consider a company a part of the renter class. The voting direction is strictly controlled by the capitalists.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Minimum zoning fixes this.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Using governmental powers to legally prevent property owners from demolishing existing structures to build more homes. But allow property owners to demolish an existing structure to reduce the number of homes available. ... Is abundance?
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to spend $1000 per year and would still run out of candy.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The statement that the renters are in charge is still too tenuous for me. This is a city with ancient rights where the shareholders are in charge.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A.k.a. "fuck your neighborhood character, the spice (agglomeration effects) must flow!"
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well the renters definitely are not in charge. The weighted vote of the corporations is roughly 2x the local population.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nooooooo. I am talking about corporations have suffrage city of London with ancient rights! The square mile.
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We call them "return hubs."
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Connor Crowley @croweleycf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I volunteer you for the forced dying village relocation program.
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