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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

What about Saturday being the actual 4th of July and not a weeknight made some people say “I better save some of these for tomorrow?” I hate you all so fucking much.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Hey, god? Come get your boy out of my dms. Haven’t talked to him in over a decade but he’s asking me for money while saying you’re amazing and provide. Time to pull up.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Why are companies not required to put their app subscription pricing in their listing in the App Store? It’s insane that I have to download the app before even seeing what it will cost me to use.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Friend request from a former best friend that I haven’t talked to in over a decade, that never treated me well, was an asshole to literally everyone always, and now has the social media presence of a paranoid Christian gun nut? Nah. I’m good, man. Good luck with all that though.✌🏼

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I support cyber bullying specifically in the case of people that post ai photos of themselves.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Jokingly said I only had 33 years to go until retirement at work today and then I realized that’s more years than I have existed. Fucking hurt my own god damn feelings with that one.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Who needs lip filler when you break out in hives when you’re stressed, which is all the time, and the hives get on you lips and now they’re twice the normal size?

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Just a casual day at work where we watched Midsommer. 👀 (I had never seen it before.)

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Still a better sign of a secret Stranger Things episode than what some of you came up with. 😂

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Cris has been really really loving playing Yahtzee with friends and I think it’s cute that we’re both basically 80 year olds.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I’m at the “do I turn 32 or 33 in February?” stage of life.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Went to watch the new Stranger Things episodes and... oh wait they don’t drop until 7pm. On a weekday? Netflix, please! I have work tomorrow. Why would you wait until 7pm!?

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

There’s not a single person following you on social media that would rather see an ai photo of you more than a real photo of you. Please stop.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

It’s actually really cool to be on a random instagram page where you have 0 mutual follows or followers and they made a reel using your husband’s band’s music. 🥹 #Gorepig

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I know there needs to be more women in the car manufacturing industry because why does my car automatically unlock when I park? What is the benefit of that? A woman would have never gave that the green light.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Watching a movie after reading the book and I’m already mad.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I slept for nearly 12 hours after my craft show yesterday. 😮‍💨

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

You ever hear a song that makes you wish you experienced a more painful breakup that you ever have?

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I only recently found out that you’re not supposed to microwave the styrofoam cup noodles, and I only found out because I saw the “now in a microwaveable paper cup” version. So no, I’m not really worried about seed oils.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Fingers crossed we wake up and all the Christian were raptured. 🤞🏼

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Girls that listen to heavy music think they’re so much better than girls that listen to post hardcore music, and I’m here to say that the reason for that is… because we are. 💅🏻😘😂

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

My honeymoon is booked 🥹🥰

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I had to buy 2oz stamps because my wedding invites are out here doing the MOST. So if any of them get returned to me because y’all bitches didn’t give me your updated address, you will not be getting another one. 😂

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

How many people saw the Dove commercial where women are spraying full body deodorant over their jeans and shirts and still say “yeah, that’s good. Air it.” I’m not even in marketing and I would have known that was a bad fucking choice.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I’m actually so sick of not being able to go on any social media platform for more than 26 seconds before seeing an ad for something.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

“For kids, museums aren’t that interesting because it’s just books in person.” - Cris

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I like to think that, if I was alive at the right time, I would have been on of the people that led to the domestication of wolves.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Not to be a boomer but- I miss when Friday the 13th tattoos had the 13 incorporated or hidden in the design instead of just being a skull with a 13 next to it. 😩

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

@samreich.bsky.social did Jacob so dirty with S7 E1 with the “Who can BRING the Sam standee to the most remote location?” prompt. Jacob BROUGHT the standee. Lou had someone else bring it. The prompt wasn’t who could get it the most remote, it’s who could bring it. #JusiceForJacob

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

The only thing worse than shareholders week in Northeast Arkansas is Bikes, Blues, and BBQ.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

People so unable to give even an ounce of empathy or incapable of imagining anyone’s situation outside of what they’ve experienced themselves is truly baffling to me.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

The rollback sign next to the American flag feels…. grossly fitting. 😅

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I guess 5 months out is the beginning of the “I have a dream about my wedding every night” stage.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I SAW A FLYING SQUIRREL ON MY WAY TO PICK CRIS UP! IVE NEVER SEEN ONE IN THE WILD BEFORE OMG!!! 🥹🥹🥹

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Oh no. A TV show made me think about dogs in shelters and strays that just want love and have so much love to give and now I’m crying.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Life Hack: If you have two dogs and you want one of them to come to you, the best way to do so is to call for the other one. Works every damn time in our house. 😂

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

“God can answer prayers with ‘yes, no, or wait.” Idk man. Kinda sounds like god isn’t answering prayers and you’ve just convinced yourself any result of a situation could be explained as an answered prayer because yes, no, and maybe covers literally every possible outcome. 👀

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Peak adulthood is remembering to make and freeze your Ninja Creami ice cream bases for the week.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

If one more thing I try to make for my wedding gets derailed instead of finished, I’m gonna have a fucking breakdown.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Can’t believe I got sick when my fiancé is out of town and I have to make my own soup. 😩

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I have a vivid memory asking my mom what Wi-Fi was after seeing a sign for it at McDonalds. Yes, I am very old.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The thing about me is, I always want a treat from the gas station but I never know what I want so I just get a bunch and 10 minutes and $40 later, I leave the gas station.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Made what is likely my last purchase from Joann. Check on your crafter friends, we’re not okay.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I’ve been at my new job for only 4 weeks and my boss has bought everyone Starbucks three times, breakfast once, and sent texts appreciating us at least twice. I spent 8 years at the biggest company on the planet and never got even half that.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Cris said he’s busy playing Magic with his friends and can’t make dinner. You know what that means? 💖✨ GIRL DINNER ✨💖

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

No one prepared me for how loud a Ninja Creami is. I’m afraid to stand next to it. 😂

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

My favorite birthday tradition is getting an email from my dentist, eye doctor, and insurance agent saying happy birthday. Nothing says we appreciate you quite like an automated email. 😂

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Sometimes I randomly think about the mix cd my sister made me as a kid and I still regret scratching it up and giving it to my youth pastors because I wanted to give up secular music. 😭 Some of those songs I have no idea what they were and I’ll never get back.

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CrowBiz @crowbiz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

We got our guest and vow books today and they’re so pretty I could cry. 🥹

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