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@crouchingbadger.com
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I make things talk to each other.

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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 13/09/2026
Uh, ok but I asked Claude and it said two days max.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 29/08/2025
Is there a way I can remove America from this thing? I'm in rural Italy and never felt so far from contemporary news about stuff which infuriates but barely affects me.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 17/08/2025
Had my noise cancelling headphones in all morning on a blissful solo weekend. Took them off and sat in the garden to enjoy the sun and now I can hear drilling one side, a guy shouting at his computer over the back and a fucking podcast babbling away nearby.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 27/07/2025
Behold the AUI adapter I kept as a charm to ward off evil vampire taps.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 26/07/2025
Fuck, this is like cookie popups all over again.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 26/07/2025
You might be old but are you this old?
The box where I used to keep my boxes my software came in
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 15/07/2025
That's it, I'm burning the place down. Non volatile storage in phones is now called ROM. Fucksake.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 10/07/2025
nice day for a contract gap.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 28/06/2025
Teenage fan cloob
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 28/06/2025
Jazz Emu in with a shout then
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 24/06/2025
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 27/05/2025
Went to Croydon. Fuck. This was the picturesque part.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 30/04/2025
Spain are slowly bringing nuclear back online after their big power outage on Monday. Must have been an awful lot of checklists involved.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 07/04/2025
Did you sing Goldfinger?
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 05/04/2025
Get the fuck out of my DMs, AI.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 28/03/2025
Just bought Now Dance 902 double cassette and about to be disappointed by the Soup Dragons
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 22/03/2025
The tutorial is on archive.org - archive.org/details/ACE_...
Crappy diagram from ACE Magazine MIDI tutorial
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 22/03/2025
Looking through a bookmarks folder I imported from years back. So many pages lost like tears in rain, but this one is still there! Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.
A map of London but with only parks, green space and water left in called "Between The City Streets" made by Jonty Wareing years ago.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 19/03/2025
South Oxford gang signs
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 14/03/2025
Kicking out time at Cheltenham Festival
Picture
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 26/02/2025
I mean look at this shit. Oxford Mail is a clickbait generator about LTNs and murders which shows a GB News ragebait page when exiting their website, then has the cheek to claim it has journalistic standards. Absolutely fuck all the way off and when you get there keep fucking off some more.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 26/02/2025
It was shit anyway. Will have to get my news in a weekly digest from @oxfordclarion.bsky.social
Oxford Mail website showing it won't work without some of my personal data or £2.99 a month.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 11/01/2025
What's wrong babe, you've hardly touched your thoracic bedside lamp.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 05/01/2025
Bye, cunty billionaire, I cannot stomach any more.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 02/01/2025
Danny Devito shrine in the woods.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 15/12/2024
I have an abusive relationship with Mikrotik. I am considering upgrading from a RB960GPS to this RB5009 but I know it will just let me down with sprawling, conflicting documentation and unhelpful arrogant messageboards for support. Look at all those gigabits though.
Nice mikrotik form factor. Horrible innards.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 15/12/2024
Gotta use up that budget.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 15/12/2024
We're less than 2 miles from a major hospital - why is the air ambulance used in Oxford? I wondered this before when it landed at Hinksey Park.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 08/12/2024
Sascha Baron-Cohen's latest character?
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 03/12/2024
This ridiculous thing turned up at work today. I will never own one but I love it.
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 03/12/2024
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 01/12/2024
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 25/11/2024
Genuinely useful Thames towpath flooding map as a schematic. We use this quite often now. eodg.atm.ox.ac.uk/user/dudhia/...
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 25/11/2024
Not today, Waze.
Flooded ford after Storm Bert taken from my car which I wisely chose not to cross
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 22/11/2024
Me: 1993, 2024
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 22/11/2024
Been on the internet since 1993®
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 19/11/2024
It's happening. #jaGUar
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crouchingbadger @crouchingbadger.com · 19/11/2024
I think it's telling that I was more excited to see Python in Excel than Copilot.
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