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✨Pagan Animist Magical Practitioner✨🍄 🌙 🧠 ❤️ LMHC 🌈 ♾️ 🍑🦪Certified Sex therapist💦🍆 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Multiply Neurodivergent ; Anti-Saneist Artist & performer Not Fucking Normal anti-racist, liberation focused 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 Abolitionist. 🔥 🧊

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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
More cool tidepool creatures
Another starfish
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Last night I got out under the moon with some friends to go night tidepooling. Very worth it.
Image of a purple starfish clinging to a rock Image of what I think is a sea anemone, but I’m
No marine biologist. Image of some shrimp chilling under the moonlight on a rock Honestly have not idea what this funky creature is, but it looks like a trilobite
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Blessed Bealtaine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Blessed Bealtaine written over an image of peach colored flowers
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Love to see it! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Image of a Free Palestine flag waving against a blue skyImage of 2 protestors with a sign that reads Chevron Fuels Genocide. Image of Palestinian flags waving in the wind on an overpass with a sign that reads Boycott Chevron.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The horrors persist, and so do Daffodils. Thank you Hades and Persephone.
Image of a Daffodil with a bright orange center.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Met these two beauties and got my first archery injury. The two were not connected as I was shooting at a target. The only way I’m going to get better at my archery skills is with better protective gear. No way I can focus on my aim when I’m worried about cutting my hand to shreds with feathers.
Image of two mule deer side by side in a glen staring at the photographer. Image of a pale hand with two cuts made by feathers. There is a blanket and dog behind the hand.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Beautiful Turkey Tail Mushrooms
Turkey tail mushrooms growing with some moss on a dead logA larger image of a patch of Turkey tail mushrooms growing with some moss on a dead log
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Neon colored wall with glass sculpture that looks a bit like foam or vomit, take your pick!
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Image of a mixed media sculpture that has been done with bright colors, and is erotically evocative. Image of a mixed media sculpture that has been done with bright colors, and is erotically evocative. Image of a mixed media sculpture that has been done with bright colors, and is erotically evocative. There are glass fingers begging to be touched. Image of a mixed media sculpture that has been done with bright colors, and is erotically evocative. This one looks a bit like a sea urchin.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Bri Chesler’s “Untamed: The Anatomy of Desire” is currently at The Museum of Glass in Tacoma. The “do not touch” signs were definitely for me as I wanted to touch EVERYTHING.
Image of a mixed media sculpture that has been done with bright colors, neon lights, and is erotically evocative. Image of a mixed media sculpture that has been done with bright colors and is erotically evocative. Image of glass art pieces in light purple and light pink, somewhat floral or vulvular in shape
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I know it’s pie day, but if pie isn’t your thing, here’s a doughnut.
Image of 2 varieties of doughnuts that look like assholes. glazed asshole, and unglazed.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Matching shirts for me and my sweetie.
Image is of 2 black shirts that have a graphic of Indiana Jones whipping a Nazi. The shirt reads: “I came here to study arts and punch Nazis and they’ve just cut funding to the arts.”
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I love to see it! And they need a trans rights sign. Guess I’ve found a local protest with a hole I can fill!
Image of a small group of people protesting the coup that is happening in the USA.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A mini date with my new sweetie. The leftover cookie dough in the freezer made for excellent pie crusts. It was nice to have a little bit of beautiful and cozy queer joy tonight.
Image of 8 mini fruit pies ready to go in the oven. They are topped with sugar cookie hearts. There are roses and daffodils in vases around the pan. Image of a mini cherry pie topped with vanilla ice cream on a white plate.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I have never been hip.
The monkees Pool It album cover
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Looks like some does still exist. Not saying this is enough though.
Frequently Asked Questions for Young People
What Medical Services Does Whitman-Walker Health Provide For Young People From Ages 10-24?
Primary care
Transgender Health
Immunizations (HPV, meningococcal disease, measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, and other recommended routine vaccines)
School & Sports physicals & annual checkups
Reproductive Health care (pregnancy testing, birth control)
STI/HIV testing, prevention, and treatment services
Youth Behavioral Health Care, including psychiatry and trauma-informed care
Youth and Family Care Navigation
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Mapquest
Mapquest image showing the words “the Gulf of Mexico.”
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“According to DOGE... $65 for grandma: waste $8 million for the richest man in the world: not waste”
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My valentine ❤️
Image of a pale hand with black nail polish holding a heart shaped dog treat decorated with red icing and white lettering that reads “Fur-Ever” out to a medium sized red-tan colored doggo. He has brown eyes.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Took some time today to listen to Glitch Bottle and relax with my Valentine on a walk through the cemetery. I have such a love of the changing of the seasons and the sights there. The way the moss takes over is especially pleasing to me. I love a mossy font.
Multiple images of headstones where moss has taken over the engravings Image of a collage of 3 images: 1: headstone with moss, snow, and succulents. 2: close up of a moss covered fountain with icicles. 3: image of a single decaying pink rose on a headstone.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Apple Maps displays the name differently depending on how much you zoom in or out.
Image of Apple Maps showing the Gulf of Mexico, part of Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, and parts of Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee, and Georgia Image of a zoomed in view of the Gulf of Mexico with the fascist name of “Gulf of America.”
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Loved these little fungi
Image of a decaying log with two red belted polypore mushrooms growing on it. There is a gnome sitting on top of the log as well.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Today I’m taking a course on bringing tarot into therapy and as part of the course we are creating collage cards. I’m loving the card I made! #witchsky #tarot Counseling
Image of a pale hand with black nail polish on the thumbnail holding a card with a collage image where there is an astronaut walking on the moon in the background, Amanita muscaria mushrooms, a surrealist image of a stone hand holding an egg with a flower breaking out of it and a dog or wolf devouring something, in the bottom
Right corner there’s a partial circle sigh dogs and spades in a repeat pattern, the same exists in the upper left hand  corner along with a conifer. At the very top there is an image of drawn legs hanging down from a child sitting on a bench, there are also books in the bench.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mumbo Jumbo by Ishmael Reed was part of my undergrad English course. This book was life changing for me as a 22 year old white person in Texas. It cracked my mind open to new ways of thinking, and I’m forever grateful to Ishmael Reed & my teacher for requiring it. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
Cover of the book Mumbo Jumbo by Ishmael Reed. The title is in big black letters seemingly being projected out of a golden trumpet below it. These are on a bright red background. The cover displays a National Book Award Finalist logo on it.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This seems a bit on the nose.
Cover of the book “Envoy to New Worlds” by Keith Laumer. With “Retief - The Galactic Machiavelli!” Printed on the cover as well. The graphic is of a magician with a red cape and the lining is black with grey, warped, ghost/monster/creature faces. He is wearing a green velvet suit. He uses standing on a red ground with a rocket shaped spaceship in the background. There are many planets in the purple-red sky above him. He is deadly white with greying hair.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I was doing some divination work at the beach and this fancy beauty came by to check it out. Sláinte!
Image of a crow perched on driftwood with a Ricky beach, water, and sky behind them
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH FROM SEATTLE!
Image of a framed Jimi Hendrix Experience poster that hangs in a thrift shop
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Also found this beauty!
Image of a Beleek China bellImage of the inside of a China bell with a Beleek makers mark
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I went on a thrifting date today. I put out the intention to find something for Imbolg. This beauty caught my eye, so I turned it over and found out it’s Beleek! ☘️ 🐑 🔥 my little pagan heart is warmed.
Image of a small white china vase with a rose on it Image of the Beleek makers mark Image of a small white China vase with 2 blooming flowers on it
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Solid presentation of Murano glass. That is fabulous marketing. Nearly got me.
Image of a wooden bowl containing a Murano glass peach and eggplant. There are tags on the items with labels and prices
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Reminder that voting in local elections IS important.
Sticker that says “I voted King County” with a beautiful drawing of trees, mountains, and water behind it.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Late post, as I had a busy Sunday, but it was lovely to begin my day today with a cool 40° beach walk and some geomancy.
Image of a pale left hand holding a few beach stones in the foreground, and a rocky beach with waves and water in the background Image of a rocky beach in the foreground, water in the mid ground, and a sliver of trees and mountains at the horizon with a cloudless blue sky in the background
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Forever Denali.
Image is of a large snow covered mountain with trees in the foreground and clear blue sky
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me: points out Islamophobia in stating we are in this of Muslims Them: blames Muslims Me: blames democrats for not having a solid policy to vote for & white people who voted for T Them: calls me “stupid,” blakes Muslims & folks who voted 3rd or didn’t vote . . .

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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social .7h
Muslims are NOT to blame for this. The
Democrats are to blame. They could have paid
attention to voters and run a better campaign. Blaming Muslims is Islamophobic.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 6h Bullshit.
They could have paid an ounce of attention and voted for someone who WASNT going to make their exact issue of concern 4000x worse.
But they voted for him anyway, or sat out entirely.
That's on the voters themselves.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social . 5h Bullshit.
The Democrats could have paid an ounce of attention and ran on policy that was something worth voting for. Actual policy. But they didn't. They put us here.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 4h The voters said "oh that bologna sandwich doesn't have enough pickles for me... I'm gonna eat this hippo shit and flaming hot cheeto sandwich instead."
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cheeto sandwich instead.
And now they're pissed that they're eating a shit sandwich and trying to blame everyone else for their order.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 3h
To you Genocide is a bologna sandwich? 01
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social . 3h
Are you not a big understander of metaphor?
The DEMS are the bologna, and you're eating the shit.
Because you stayed home, like a spoiled child... and now it's even worse.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 47m
the dems proudly funded genocide. If you want to use metaphor try something like a shit sandwich and a shit sandwich with glass in it. Your Islamophobia isn't welcome. If you want to blame people, blame white people. The largest supporters of the current
administration.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social . 40m
Its not Islamophobia, that's a smoke screen
Why do you think Bibby only agreed to a cease-fire AFTER the election?
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And it was thrust in front of your face endlessly by billionaires with an agenda and an algorithm EXPLICITY to help Trump.
You. Got. Played.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 35m
It's Islamophobia to blame Muslims from a T win.
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Are you dense?
Nobody is blaming Muslims.
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Im blaming the idiots who voted for him & the spoiled children who sat on the sidelines, electing Trump who wants to turn Gaza into VACATION PROPERTY
& I'm blaming the billionaires who convinced
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Are you dense?
Nobody is blaming Muslims.
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Im blaming the idiots who voted for him & the spoiled children who sat on the sidelines, electing Trump who wants to turn Gaza into VACATION PROPERTY
& I'm blaming the billionaires who convinced those same spoiled children that they were being righteous.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social .25s
Um excuse me? Read my original comment. I was specifically calling out the blaming of Muslims. YOU were the one who argued with ME.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Geomancy reading, yarn shopping, catching up with friends, baking king cake, and a walk through a perfumed garden. Happy Freyja’s Day!
Image of a pale person with auburn hair wearing rose colored frames, a black shirt, and a teal puffer jacket. They are standing in front of some lush ferns
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Some beauties I saw yesterday in Seattle. I THINK they are Turkey tail.
Turkey tail mushrooms growing on a tree with moss underneath and a few flower petalsTurkey tail mushrooms growing on a tree with moss underneath
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The Cruel Prince by Holly Black
Cover of The cruel Prince by Holly Black
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I came across my first wood burning piece. Made this in 2017 I think. The litany against fear as a combo melding my geeky self, my nerdy psychology self, and my kinky self continues to delight me. #kink #dune #BDSM
A wooden paddle used for BDSM with the litany against fear from Dune burned into the wood Image of a sandworm and Paul Atreides from Dune burned into a wooden paddle used for BDSM
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And!
Image of a giant carnivorous plant holding a femme blonde person with their vibes, ready to eat the human.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
See also:
Split screen image of JD from Heathers and Dinky from Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’ve seen folks speaking about red note being anti LGBT. And this isn’t accurate. It’s not a safe space, but there are no true safe spaces! I’ve countered WAY more hatred and discrimination on all meta apps even before the new removal of protections.
Image of translation of English words for LGBTQ topics to Mandarin. The image is a screen shot from the red note profile OUTstanding Image of translation of English words Trans to Mandarin. The image is a screen shot from the red note profile OUTstanding Image of a Chinese man taking a selfie in the mirror wearing a shirt that reads “God Loves Fags” in English. Image is of a red note screen shot.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Took a night walk and stumbled across this happy little patch of fungus! Hello gorgeous!
Image of a light to deep yellow patch of coral like mushrooms growing on ground covered in leavesImage of a light yellow patch of coral like mushrooms growing on ground covered in leaves
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
When passions align. Some of my gorgeous carnivorous babies.
Image of 2 different nepenthes, in the foreground a small one with an unopened nepenthes that is phallic in nature, and displayed in a ceramic mug that has been formed into a shape of a vulva. In the background is another nepenthes plant, some open and some closed. Image of a small closed nepenthes plant that looks phallic Image of a small closed nepenthes plant that looks phallic Image of a small closed nepenthes plant that looks phallic
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Three views, one pond. This year I want to see more of the beautiful natural sights near me. I am so grateful to be able to live in an area where I can get to sights like this.
Image of a glassy pond with snowy ground and mountains around it, the mountains, trees, and sky reflected on the still and mirror like surface Different Image of a glassy pond with snowy ground and mountains around it, the mountains, trees, and sky reflected on the still and mirror like surface Image of a tree lined frozen pond, grey sky,and clouds descending
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Last night one of my favorite fellow sex therapists gave me my first knitting lesson. I have big plans, but first I have to wrap my brain around this. Luckily she too is neurodivergent & could explain to me different ways of doing this . . .
Image of knitting needle with vanilla colored yarn and 2 rows of knitting completed,all laying on a dark brown wooden table.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Loving that yesterday and today these were my cards from the Dirt Gems deck. Today I saw my naturopath about night sweats and potential perimenopause. I feel like they were popping up to start a relationship. Hello new friends!
Image of the wild yam card from the dirt gems oracle deck. The image is full of beautiful heard shaped leaves that are growing off a swirling vibe, along with other images like a skull, fish, flowers, home, ladder, and others Image of the black cohosh card from the dirt gems oracle deck. The image displays a cutting of black cohosh along with a rainbow and mirrored greyscale rainbow
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Here a video of it all lit up!
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I made these wee Hobbit luminaries for a friend for a winter holiday. I had so much fun doing it.
Image of a painted papier maché hobbit house luminary sitting on greenery in front of a mirrorFront view of a painted papier maché hobbit house luminary sitting on greenery in front of a mirror
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My boy is most handsome
Image of a beautiful ochre colored dog with golden eyes in partial profile looking at the camera with one eye. He is wearing a color with rainbow colored bones on it.
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S/M @crotchwitch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Drawing of a non-binary person with a bow displaying the non-binary flag colors, mahogany hair, peachy skin color, and black boots with the words: LITTLE MX always ready to ruin the vibes by talking about colonialism
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