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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reminds me of Eugene Levy's character in Best in Show who has two left feet.

cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Canadian here. You're right, it's very bad manners of us to gloat. Hope you know millions of us are pulling for you to overcome this dark period in your history. Germany came back and thrives. You will too.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Type of deer (Mouse Deer) Segal claimed the meat was.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Would you like to try telling her she can't take the wine? Not me.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Sometimes he looks like that. And sometimes he looks like this. Pharmaceutically enhanced. 😉

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I bet he thinks he looks just like Fabio with those golden locks.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

No way Dementia Don wrote that grammatically perfect clearly stated post. I think they've replaced his laptop with the Fisher Price version so he doesn't start a nuclear war one night at 3am.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

"No coherent strategy whatsoever" nicely sums up the Trump administration. Because Trump's brain has no coherent strategy whatsoever.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

That's why Leo's staying on the far side of the Atlantic. JD says UFOs are piloted by demons. And he should know. He summoned them.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

SNL needs to bring Cecily Strong back to do a parody of this but it would never be more absurd than the real Pirro.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I know you were talking about a different kind of riverboat but this struck me as funny.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Kinako is a Park Ave dog. Very fashion forward.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

It's approaching Trudeau level jealousy.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I'd like a show of hands from people around the world on who wants Stephen "put to sleep" versus that rabid pit bull of a president. No contest.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Oh yes. I've heard of this before.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Why does she dress like a dominatrix? Every time I see her I can't help thinking of the poster I saw in our local theatre lobby when I was a kid - "Ilsa She Wolf of the SS".

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Not once in his life has Trump ever taken the blame for the horrible things he's done. So once again he's falling back on the It Was Everybody But Me defense.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Thank you! Best news I've had all day. Actually best news I've had since last Nov.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

So now every ad on TV has to be approved by Trump to make sure it doesn't hurt his feelings? Don't be surprised if the next time you turn on the world series there's lady in a pink kimono reading the play by play.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Oh backing off on the surge was totally his idea. Not cuz he got told he couldn't do it. Yeah, sure.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Yes three tests to see if he could murder innocent people and get away with it. And, as expected, nobody did anything about it. Opened the door to murdering Americans on the streets of the U.S.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I hope it would result in a rumble like Sharks vs Jets in West Side Story. But I doubt either side can dance. Except maybe the hand-job dance.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Trump doesn't even have a dog. All forms of life abhor him. Gavin would look mighty grand astride a moose like a Nordic warrior, or Teddy Roosevelt.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

But what if he comes at you with a banana? - Monty Python skit

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Reminds of Dune villain Baron Harkonnen.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Remember how Rump asked Stormy to spank him with a rolled up magazine? I suspect Melania plays a lot harder than that. Would explain why he accepts her publicly humiliating him. And her love of dom type fashion.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I hope Michael Wolff is avoiding all ropes and windows.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

This is a photo of the shore near the town where I grew up. I find it calming. I hope you have good things, memories, family etc to cheer you when the world seems so bleak.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Maybe but he looks kinda sloppy in this pic

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

This is Canada's version of "We fart in your general direction."

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Such a poem could also apply to Trump's dealings with Putin. Russian TACO. And Putin never doubted it.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

They also believe the Tooth Fairy would come if they had any teeth.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Just like in the movie. Disgusting.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I'm surprised her hair hasn't turned half white.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

The last three years would have broken a lesser man. Zelensky is the real Man of Steel.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

When you say "Woke Pope" I can't help thinking of Father Guido Sarducci. Certainly the most fashion forward of the Catholic clergy.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

What she's not telling you is they seized all that fentanyl from Don Jr's desk drawer.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

PP did everything he could to help the Freedum Convoy terrorize Ottawa. Now he's shocked citizens in his suburb of Ottawa riding (Carleton) gave him the boot. Moron.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

It's ok. We know. Trump is like your Drunk Uncle. But with nuclear weapons. Wishing you all the best with that.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Perhaps his 20-man security team already wears skin tight uniforms. I don't judge.

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cross53.bsky.social @cross53.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. The Six Million Dollar Secretary of Defense.

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