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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 8h
abc7chicago.com/story/off-du...
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72-year-old man shoots off-duty ICE agent found asleep on Fresno lawn, agent arrested: Police
Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 11h
In addition, I am setting up a Ko-Fi so that people can pay for campaign reporting trips. We are going to build this thing out. I am cautiously optimistic. ko-fi.com/ericmgarcia
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 11h
I saw this 2nd run at my hometown theater. Shane Black as co-writer was what got me. Movie was so much fun.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 11h
I think the fact that there hasn't been one in 40 years says a lot about how bad of an idea it is. Also, I'd love to see him not adapt something.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 11h
Seinfeld's on the Starcrash episode...
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 13h
Crow: "What are they shoveling? Did she take a dump?!" #MST3K #KillerFish 1 of my very favorite #MST3K episodes (Seinfeld, though... *shudders*). This is also one of the very few films I actually like. It's still great to riff on, though! 😆
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 14h
He's an incredibly compelling guy. He's acting like he won't run for president, but I'd like to see him in the mix.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 18h
Like a creature from a horror movie. "The horror. The horror."
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 18h
Well, that sucks!
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 18h
He's in the full throes of whatever he has. His mind still thinks its 6-10 years ago. Crime is down in general. Too much more of this bs economy, and cities will go back to the hellscapes of the 70s. Which is what he wants.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 18h
Fuck you shit pants
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 18h
Ditka's dead. Good. Asshole.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 19h
It was UNBELIEVABLY close and INCREDIBLY terrifying.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 19h
I was in the right lane, the driver at the last minute turned into my lane with no warning and forced me into the left lane. If I hadn't have moved he would have smashed into me. Luckily, the person in the left lane was behind me enough to save myself and my and rideshare passengers' lives.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 19h
What I'm reporting to Amazon now: I'm reporting an Amazon 18 wheeler driver - this is the most i was able to get from the back of the truck - Sv2600367. I was heading north on 90/94 at the split between the turn lanes for 103rd street and stoney island and the two lanes to Chicago.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 21h
I don't think he's all that smart OUT of the room.
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Tom Servo Is Ready For Truth & Retribution @mhael.bsky.social · 21h
"There they go over there, GET `EM!!" www.wonkette.com/p/and-that-m...
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And That, Marjorie, Was The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
Collegial respectful fun time is over!
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 21h
I'm sorry that their peace will now be broken. They were fine before discovery.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fabulous
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As it should be.
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/dev/void but with a Halloween type name or whatever @embracethevoid.net · 09/10/2026
!!**× Hey Artists: Attention! Achtung! Look at me right now CHALLENGE TIME Make some Syd's Olive Loaf fanart or remixes or something Be sure to use the hashtag #sydsoliveloaf #mst3k #rifftrax #fanart #remix
The original and amazing Syd's olive loaf art logoMy shitty toony version of the syds olive loaf logo that is also fun and off-puttingly charming
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Indeed.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm certain of that. Pin dick runs rampant through the administration.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think a growing number of people are fed up with these phony jagoff influencers and "writers" who seem to purposefully construct articles or posts just to piss people off.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amen
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😆😆😆
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why are they going so hard? It's so damn bizarre. But you can't predict insanity.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😆😆😆😆
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now that I've calmed down, I doubt it will happen. It's the flagrant insanity...
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So freaking excited for this to, hopefully, hit the Chicago area. I've loved Jones' work since Moon. And he appears to be a cool, down to Earth dude. Which is awesome.
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Kim Sherrell @web.kim · 08/10/2026
ROGUE TROOPER is beautiful, exhilarating, funny, very British and very loud (the soundtrack goes to eleven). The film pays respect to art and artists in a way that's very welcome right now. Big indie filmmaker energy. 💪 #LFF #Makers #FeaturedArtist #Animation #Comics 🇬🇧
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He did his job. Pumped it up to sell. It's still heinous.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just loudly said "Oh, my god!" twice reading this.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An enemy, huh? Sugar Coated Crispy Intelligence, I say!
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely the tenets of socialism. 🙄
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Might be my favorite film of his. Underrated is right.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😆
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Disgusting
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tease!
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The joys of parenting.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck you.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I can do whatever I want." Yeah, that's not worrying at all. So glad we have Con... oh, wait.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh... huh. Hmm...
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm so glad I got to see this in a Dolby Cinema! Far from perfect throughout, but gd what an experience! The story gets deeper and deeper until the very end. I'd love to see Cruise get the best actor Oscar. #Digger #TomCruise
Dolby Cinema poster for Digger starring Tom Cruise.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eager to see how Newsom shuts that down.
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bet on this: they'll never deliver anything. Straight up stealing.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is Elon wearing a flowy skirt?
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Crow T. Robot @crooowtrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He should give some to Tops.
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