crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Spent $530 at the car shop for them to de literally nothing to my truck, nice 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comTrey Parker's Sleepy Moment in BaseketballAlt: Trey Parker's Sleepy Moment in Baseketball 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 23/07/2026honour the gods, love your woman and defend your country. 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Getting married next week 😎 #pussy4life 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Was just asked to leave a tip at a self checkout Kiosk 🧐 010
Reposted by @crookswood.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Connor McDavid wins it in OT 582027301
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 01/02/2025In this house, we worship the 1 true god 021
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Finally grew some balls and deleted my Twitter account i started in 09. RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet 010
Reposted by @crookswood.bsky.socialJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 18/01/2025nytimes is cooking up articles in a lab to reach new frontiers of things you could not pay me enough to read 833033387
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 23/11/2024UNLV coach screams for a dry ball. It causally gets delivered like a pizza. The long snapper still tosses it high and it ends up a safety 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 23/11/2024This UNLV / San Jose State game is insane. It has to be scripted 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Would actually love having Daniel Jones as the backup for the lions 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My midlife crisis is putting lettuce on my tacos again 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Another problem with twitter is I can clearly tell lots of the tweets are from 19 year old and it makes me feel older 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 10/10/2024The Vancouver Canucks make me want to kill myself 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 10/05/2024Got called an "old head" playing online video games without revealing my age. It's over 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 09/04/2024Back finally messed up enough that I gotta see a doctor/ chiropractor/ massage. Need somebody to put me on LTIR 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 14/03/2024Just got 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece for the first time in my life 020
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 13/03/2024Finally replaced my kitchen light roughly a year after it stopped working. 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Well there was a stabbing at my apartment. Luckily it was at the other building 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Found out today that some people think dental tools were made to look "scary" so black people wouldn't go to the dentist 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 23/01/2024Apparently Australians love meth so much that drug cartels have to make the highest quality meth when they ship it there. 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 22/01/2024My mom ordered gluten free pizza and it tastes like absolute dog shit 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 18/01/2024First time working out since I got COVID and I really did not enjoy it 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Got COVID for the first time in 2024, good shit 020
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 30/12/2023I was supposed to do stuff after I dropped my dog off at the groomer but I literally just went back to bed for 3 hours. Oops 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 29/12/2023It's been a very a horny holiday season this year 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 24/11/2023Had an extremely embarrassing story that I thought I tweeted on blusky but it didn't post. Not sure if I'm ready to emotionally relive it again 110
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Had a 2nd date that didn't end with them saying they didn't want to see me again. #babysteps 100
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Date tonight was attacked by a cat before she got here and has a massive fat lip lol 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Just found out the woman I've been seeing has a tattoo above her vag. 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Salt and vinegar chips right when you get home from work hit different 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Tomorrow I'm installing a hot water tank for somebody called Mo Ching Cho 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 02/08/2023I definitely have a type, MENTALLY ILL 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Inside of my washing machine was stinky and then I got an add for washing machine cleaning pods 010
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Hopefully my gritty adaptation of "dragonflyz" gets picked after all the attention Barbie is getting 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 25/07/2023New lecture series on Ancient Egypt 👀👀👀 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 25/07/2023People who think cilantro tastes like soap should be euthanized 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 25/07/2023Great part of a new social media account is I don't have to go through old posts and delete the ones with racial slurs 000
crookswood.bsky.social @crookswood.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Do I need to post to get invites? I'm shy 🥱😩 140
