Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026JSON.org is now available in Swahili thanks to Maxwell Ng'ang'a Karanja. www.json.org/json-sw.html 020
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If Trump wants to change the name of "Artificial Intelligence", then he should change it to "America Intelligence". 010
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Since the beginning of computing, we have had this iron compact with the computers: A program must be perfect for all inputs, for all contexts, for all time. If it imperfect in any way, the computer has license to do the worst possible thing at the worst possible time. 021
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The world has become so divisive that it is inspiring that AI has the power to unite us as never before. This gives me tremendous optimism for the future. Stop AI. 220
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A lot of people are piling on Natalie Harp. She is a distraction. You should be going after Stephen Miller, Trump's architect of tyranny. Harp is not a treat to democracy. Miller is. 010
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I remember when we thought we were making the world a better place. I really miss that. 151
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham died before Trump's kompromat was revealed. Good for Lindsey. 020
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 30/03/2026When someone really annoys you, you can say "Hey! Trump you!" You can also say "get trumped!" or "go trump yourself!" This way, no one is offended. 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 28/03/2026youtu.be/sgKA2EeHuSQyoutu.beFireside Chat with Douglas CrockfordYouTube video by Douglas Crockford 032
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Make software for real people, not for fictional characters. 032
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 18/01/2026youtu.be/BrlOIPEsSJ4youtu.beShift-M/56: Douglas Crockford about JavaScript, OOP, JSON, Misty, and actorsYouTube video by Yegor Bugayenko 050
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 22/07/2025youtu.be/N-leAaHSWcEyoutu.beCityJS Athens - Ask Douglas PanelYouTube video by CITYJS CONFERENCE 040
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 15/07/2025We are rolling back to the old DEI: Discrimination, Exclusion, and Intolerance. 030
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 27/06/2025If it ain't broke, you should still perform the scheduled maintenance. 010
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I think Donald Trump looks upon JD Vance as the son he never had. 030
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 04/03/2025They said "It can't happen here." But it can! 020
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The theoretical benefit of fascism is ruthless efficiency. But we are instead getting ruthless incompetence. 040
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 27/02/2025If it wasn't for bad news I wouldn't have no news at all 010
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Programming is like composing music without rhythm or pitches. 131
Reposted by Douglas Crockfordmweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance. 5115020816295
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Ok, so I am never going to buy a Tesla. Or a spaceship. www.straitstimes.com/world/europe...straitstimes.comTesla faces call for boycott in Poland after Musk’s Germany remarksHe said there was “too much focus on past guilt” in a surprise appearance via video link at a far right political rally. Read more at straitstimes.com. 030
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Pass and ratify Ted Cruz's Constitutional Amendment for Congressional Term Limits. Now. www.cruz.senate.gov/imo/media/do...cruz.senate.gov 010
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I just saw Hundreds of Beavers, the movie. If it had originally been a video game, I would say that this was truly the best conversion of a game to a movie in the history of both mediums. Raccoon hats off. 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Is '\n' a separator or a terminator? The difference is only noticed on the last line of a text file. I think it is a generational thing. If you grew up with teletypes and crts, it is a terminator. If you grew up with window displays, it is a separator. 100
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 11/03/2024I have been using the ReMarkable 2 tablet for design and journalling, and found it to be unblocking, productive, and creatively enjoyable. remarkable.com/referral/CMV... 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Thanks to Lars Nersveen, json.org is now in Norsk. www.json.org/json-no.htmljson.orgJSON 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 09/11/2023From here to lambda and back again www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMDH... 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 25/10/2023Nota Message Format www.crockford.com/nota.html 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 19/10/2023I am headlining at RacketCon on October 28. Discount code: racketcon-the-good-parts www.crockford.com/image/Racket... 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 08/10/2023I am headlining at RacketCon at NWern U 0/28. So I asked ChatGPT if it could write a lambda joke that was not a riddle. Of course! Here's a straightforward lambda joke: Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the lambda function? Because they heard it was the only way to reach the higher order! 000
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 10/09/2023You can now download "How JavaScript Works" for free. www.crockford.com/books.html If you prefer paper, those editions are still available. 020
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 29/08/2023I am speaking at Nerdearla 2023 on September 28. nerdear.la/en/ 031
Douglas Crockford @crockford.bsky.social · 22/08/20231010011010 The mark of the beast in base two. 070
