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Mandypants 🇨🇦

@critterdance.bsky.social
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I snark about life and do art sometimes.

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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This diversion of Ultra Fascists murdering Christo Fascists and trying to blame the left has been fun and all, but can we get back to demanding the Epstein evidence be released?
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ursa. She's a dog. She doesn't care about politics. But she's often stuck listening to my rants. Poor thing. #AlaskanMalamute #DaughterDog #MyHeart #DogsOfBluesky
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The 1950s was only the "Good Old Days" if you happened to be white, cis, straight, christian, neurotypical, and male. If you were anything else, you didn't matter. #MAGA #MapleMAGA #Women'sRights #Feminism #Equality #GOP #CPC
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#tariffs #MAGA #penguins #HeardIsland
I have tariffed 
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
To those seen and unseen every day Your life is valid. Trans day of visibility, March 31/2025 Your pronouns are real Your safety is mandatory.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
“Canadians are now willing to reach across aisles and work together toward solutions to benefit the whole country, and I for one hope we get over that shit real quick,” Poilievre added, angrily.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
thebeaverton.com/2025/02/furi... The Beaverton, forgetting that they're supposed to do satire, again. 😄
thebeaverton.com
Furious Poilievre criticizes Trump tariffs for uniting Canadians
OTTAWA - Following a tumultuous weekend in which Donald Trump threatened Canada with steep tariffs on all goods, only to back down, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre angrily criticized the US presi...
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My something nice today is that Ursa dog had her first weigh-in since we started trying to get her to lose weight. She lost 1.5kg so far!!!
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Mike Myers is quintessentially Canadian.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Essentially, get ready for a fight. They aren't leaving with all their teeth. Hockey thing.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
As soon as he said "never trumper" he lost any credibility.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It's truly amazing to me how many Americans mention Canada being annexed by the US as some benevolent offer from them to us. They don't seem to understand they are not the nation every other nation aspires to be. Currently, they're a giant embarrassment.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I'm going to make French Toast for dinner. 🇨🇦
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy "why isn't there a man's day" to Women everywhere! #InternationalWomen'sDay
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I'm Canadia, and was just discussing this with family. We don't want to go to Mexico or the Caribbean, because it would mean flying through US controlled airspace. It's terrifying.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Did you step to the right?
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Priorities.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
New York, renowned for its palm trees... I don't think this is in North America. Judging by the helmetless bikers and tuktuks.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Ooooooh...kinky.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
That sure is what it sounds like.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I really have a hard time not engaging with shitheads. I should try harder and expand that blocklist. Honestly, no point trying to reason with MAGAts.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Because anything is possible when you just lie. 🤷
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The self proclaimed critical thinker asserts that you don't need someone who understands numbers and finance to find financial fraud. Here's a juice box, pumpkin. 👍
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
"facts". Lawl. 😂
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Apparently, even a worthless MAGAt is occasionally half right. The stupid motherfuckers said they were deeply disappointed...but didn't rescind their support.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
You must be fun at parties.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Way to not understand the assignment. 👍
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
When I was in college I read the Dragonlance series. There was a through line in the stories summed up with "Evil always turns on itself". Already, we are seeing fracturing amongst them as the police union distances itself from the Republican Administration. I look forward to more of this.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is incredible. "Blue Lives Matter! Until they get in our way." And most of these stupid motherfuckers in this union probably voted for the MAGAt cult.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Plus there's the fact that I don't like pedophiles and traitors. So, let's not pretend like you had a chance, pumpkin.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What is happening is so awful. Truly. It's also a page out of the Nazi manual. They went after the mentally ill and disabled before they ever went after anyone else.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hysteria is a really gendered insult. Considering it's a diagnosis that was used to force women into asylums. We all slip up on things like this once in awhile. But we should try not to use words that have such a fraught history.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
There's two things that are absolutely private in my life. My phone. And my Spotify playlists. Everything else doesn't matter.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I get tagged when You respond on this thread, cupcake. Aww. Technology is so hard to understand ...for you. 🧁 Shouldn't you be on Twitter defending a pedophile?
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Are there any accountants involved? Or just a bunch of tech bros messing with people's personal info? Parroting the propaganda says more about your morals.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You're not seeing the big picture...puffed sleeves!
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#TolerantLeft #maga #intolerance #FuckNazis
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Your pedophile hero will right the wrongs by selling your country off to Russia. Good lord, magats are dumb. 😄 Well, I hope you have the day you deserve for being a traitor and defending a pedophile. 👍
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
No, that would be twitter. Haven to magats and other garbage who spout nonsense as fact. You might feel more at home there.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
So, you voted for a different pedophile who plans to sell off your country. Still a traitor.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
More money in your pocket was enough to make you a traitor. Judas did it for 30 silver. What was your price?
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If you want him to sell the country off to Russia, that makes you a common worthless traitor. 🤷
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You mean : Watch him dismantle democracy and sell off the country to Russia piece by piece. No thanks
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I think you missed the sarcasm.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Boring.
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Mandypants 🇨🇦 @critterdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Finally, tackling the important issues
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