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Critter Cottage

@crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk

The official home of Brok, Dylan, and Mel! All the ConFuzzled mascots living together under one roof - what could possibly go wrong?! - www.confuzzled.org.uk

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 01/06/2026

I’m Korb. In honour of Pride Month the others said I could use this account to promote agender representation and also a new multi-level marketing scheme I’m setting up. -K

Korb, an alternative version of Brok with cybernetic enhancements, holds up their ConFuzzled social signifier badge for the camera. The words on the pronoun sticker have been scratched out because they know what gender is and don’t want to have anything to do with it. Oddly, the badge also shows that they’re fine with hugs if you ask first

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 01/06/2026

Me and Mel are both badgers, but don’t get us mixed up - I’m a European badger, and she’s a honey badger! Someone made a handy diagram to show you how all our species are related! -Brok

A cladogram of the ConFuzzled mascots. Dylan represents as crocodylus acutus as the oldest divergence. After that is Mel, representing mellivora capensis. Then comes Brok, representing meles meles.

And Korb, who is NOT canon, diverges from meles meles and is given the species name “meles cybermeles”

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 27/05/2026

Thank you all for an amazing ConFuzzled, we can’t wait to see you next year! Race you to 2027! - Brok, Mel & Dylan

The three ConFuzzled mascots posing in front of a red backdrop. Brok, a badger, is posing with his cookie. Dylan, a crocodile, is standing in the middle. Mel, a honey badger, stands on the right holding up her paws

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 25/05/2026

I also got given a gift today. 🪓 - Mel 📷 Alisairie

Mel, sat in a chair, holding a giant axe

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 25/05/2026

Someone gave me a gift! Wait! …why are you running away? - Brok 📷 Tara Donk

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 24/05/2026

I’ll be in the DANGER MAZE from now until 13:00 protecting my bucket! Come to main stage if you want to challenge me! -Brok

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 23/05/2026

i stole brok’s hat

Dylan, a crocodile, wearing Brok’s top hat and striking a dignified pose in front of a red background

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 22/05/2026

🏳️‍⚧️ No place for hate... Or you gotta deal with me! 🦡 Showing off my pride-style with defiance, but also love. 🫂 One community, for all - Mel - (and Brok!) - (and dylan)

Mel, a honey badger, poses in a battle jacket (a denim vest covered in patches). She’s pointing to a patch which reads “respect trans folk or I’ll identify as a fucking problem”

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 14/05/2026

The real musical was the cookies I stole along the way! -Brok

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 01/04/2026

brok has been trying to delete that last post for half an hour now - dylan

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 01/04/2026

Happy April Fool’s Day! Guess what, I actually HATE cookies! - Brok

A photo of Brok the Badger posing with his signature cookie, which has a crude red “X” painted over it

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 28/03/2026

Hey everyone! Notice anything… different about me? That’s right! I’ve got a new hat! - Brok

A photo of Brok outdoors holding his trademark cookie. He’s gesturing to his shiny new hat! It looks the same as the old hat but it’s new!

He’s also wearing an earring but we’re not going to acknowledge that

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 16/03/2026

brok insisted that we post this - dylan

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Critter Cottage @crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk · 15/03/2026

Hey! Is thing on? Welcome to Critter Cottage, the home of the ConFuzzled mascots: Mel, Dylan and Brok! What better way to introduce ourselves than by showing off ConFuzzled’s fancy social signifier badges? You can print your own from their website!

Mel, a honey badger! She’s wearing a yellow raincoat and putting her paws to her face. She’s wearing a social signifier badge that gives her pronouns as she/her!

It’s Dylan, a crocodile! They’re wearing the flower pendant they got last year. They’re also wearing a social signifier badge that gives their pronouns as they/them!

It’s me, Brok the badger! I’m posing in my top hat on stage. I have a social signifier badge too, but they gave my pronouns as “Cool Hat”. I think it’s a reference to something!

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