Critter @critter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Not only that, it can be wireless connected to other Consentinels™️ so that two or more partners can unanimously indicate consent. Letting go of any one button stops the consent indicator on all connected Consentinels™️! 110
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026"But what if me or my partners are deaf, mute, or they don't have use of their arms?" The Consentinel™️ has light-flashing and vibrating functionality. It also has a soft rubber button so that the device can easily and comfortably be used in one's mouth 210
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The world’s first continuous consent confirmation device Simply press and hold the CONSENT button to activate a repeating tone, letting your partner know that consent is actively being given The moment you let go, the tone stops No more ambiguity 110
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Silence is NOT consent But what happens when someone consents, then changes their mind? Silence is STILL NOT CONSENT That’s why I spent the last three years designing, engineering, prototyping, testing, and contacting dozens of suppliers in China to bring you: The Consentinel™️ 140
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 02/07/2023My theory is that the rate limiting is because there is some serious issue. Elon is papering over it. The fact that we can’t tweet or reply or DM shows there is some fire on the servers or something 2140
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 05/05/2023no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me 1313
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 21/04/2023Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 3411
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 19/04/2023I’m fucked up Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything? Please, I’m desperate 2180
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 19/04/2023her: can you please put your phone down hwile you're driving him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft 0140
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 16/04/2023the trick is being able to use any of the above when necessary but not being overly attached to anything But I use google keep instead of apple notes just sayn 010
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023they call an orgasm a little death, so if we gather than an orgasm feels like 1/8 of a death... 010
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023They say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth 1150
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023trying to spice things up “isn’t it scary how each of us is going to die alone?” 230
Reposted by Crittermonodevice @monodevice.bsky.social · 12/04/2023These aren’t Tweets and I am not tweeting. What do I tell people I do now? 7282
Reposted by CritterMax @maxwell.bsky.social · 12/04/2023I think it’s important we don’t treat bluesky as some kind of cool kids club anymore. The folks building this want to grow it, obviously, and that means including outgroup. 7505
Reposted by Critter🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023evidently I wrote this note to myself last night while I was stoned af 13663
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023if there's anything historic I'd like to know it's what Jesus was really like You can't know but dude must have, idk, reading the books it looks like he had some rizz is all I'm saying 5180
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Louis never goes "I heard this joke from this other comic which made me think about slavery and so I came up with this structure--" no comic does that, of course not, it's a terrible delivery mechanism 010
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Ideas are always heavily parented and borrowed, and any recognition of parentage is somewhat pedantic, it's just a matter of transmutation. Where there is no material taken away from someone else, there is no harm done, no foul. It's merely for the better. I prefer to live in that world 110
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023I disagree for a few reasons, but the simplest reason is the golden rule I'd rather someone share something funny with me in a way I can easily consume it, and we can talk about a source (as here) rather than having it nowhere in the water. Simple fact is quote marks are less consumed 110
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023here's the question: better to paraphrase an interesting/spicy remark from a comedian for entertainment and discussion, or just to copy something from tiktok with a comment like "wow can't believe this" I think both are fair game but I prefer the former 110
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023when bowser first DCd because of nonsense everyone changed their AVI to bowser in solidarity. I changed mine to eigen's and started acting like him for fun. that's who I am 010
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023it's very easy to think you're superior to people who had slaves now that you can't really get any not saying I would go get some, just saying it's relatively a much easier choice for me to be a good guy all things considered 280
Critter @critter.bsky.social · 12/04/2023everyone in here is my friend and I won’t let anyone prove otherwise 3513
