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@critsvakarian.bsky.social
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Writer, freelancer and nerd. Former journalist. Mom. Avid gamer/TTRPG player. Chaotic Neutral. Bookworm. (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone once asked me why I have such a hard time keeping my email organized and my inbox cleared out. This morning, I had received 32 emails by 10 a.m. That's why, Janice. That's why.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ways to tell you are ADHD: after two coffees failed to wake you, you attempt a latte with four shots of espresso. You call it a slamming success because said espresso takes you from "face in the keyboard" to "somewhat sitting up and managing to keep eyes half open". #adhdlife
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Primnose @primnose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Please don’t steal VP and please respect when VPers don’t allow reposts. If you’re unsure, just ask them.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When @stilldormant.bsky.social visited in 2024, she left me the most beautiful gift: her old guitar. This visit she has been teaching me how to play. She told me I needed to name it/make it mine. I had a sticker from @printinkling.bsky.social that I've been saving... Found the perfect spot for it.
An acoustic guitar with a sticker of an octopus over a shop on it.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Got my first ever book box from a Canadian place called Storybound. Found out about it from @theelderdemon.bsky.social and decided to treat myself. Holy moly it did not disappoint in any way. Absolutely excited to dig into this book.
A mystery book box featuring a book called The Last Tiger and a bunch of romantasy themed merchandise.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So the in-person legendary game on Saturday went well. Met some new people, and despite being in panic-attack mode all day, had a total blast. Also, turned out my itty bitty Witherbloom wizard could have triggered the BBEG battle at the beginning of the game by being a necrobotanist. Oops.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It was 7 Celsius this morning when we got up and is currently 17 inside our house. I will not turn on the furnace. I will not turn on the furnace. I will not turn on the furnace. I cannot feel my hands.
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emma 🌙✨ gothHoblin @gothhoblin.me · 11/06/2026
Starting a thread to highlight the awesome games in the My Lone Summer Solo/Duet TTRPG Bundle 🖤 There are 28 games in the bundle, together worth over $150 USD. I'll try and highlight one or two each day over the next couple of weeks 🦇 In the meantime, you can grab it here: itch.io/b/3705/-my-l...
A dark, brown-toned photo of a leatherbound journal and a set of polyhedral dice lying on a dark fabric background. Overlaid is the text "solo/duets", "my lone summer (bundle)" with a yellow five pointed star. The image is designed to resemble the cover art of the 2 disc single of My Lone Summer (Shove It) by Deftones.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I have some more £10 per character commissions available now! Please send me a message if you would like to have one, thank you!
drawing of a halfling with a moustache and a backpack of books and a staffdrawing of a duck wearing mail and a tunic and a sword
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Nix~🍉 @punklenix.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ah, the arrival of the worlds first trillionaire. You know what that means...the Harvest can begin.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Waiting for our table assignments for the big D&D game. First in person game since playing with @harlen.bsky.social a year or more ago. So far anxiety isn't too high. Brought my wizard-baby girl to play, an accidental necrobotanist with a pet skeletal miniature triceratops.
A leather covered binder and dice tray on a table. A picture of a D&D character sheet.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Spinning yarn on a Thursday night.
Yarn being wound from a yarn swift.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm wondering if my low social battery is more than a side effect of my burnout. Is it a thing that as you get older that bandwidth shrinks? Every bit of socializing has become draining. Not that I don't enjoy my time with people, but I walk away feeling like it's taken everything out of me.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
On Saturday, hubs and I will be playing an in-person game with a whole bunch of people we've never met. I don't know if I'm excited or terrified. We know the two people running it--they're the business I buy yarn from. The rest? Nope. All new. My social anxiety? Already screaming. Haha.
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InbeeTalks @inbee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm looking for more D&D groups to play in, but failing that, also just some play by post rp servers? Anyone?
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Been crocheting my ass off in case I am having a booth at a market a few weeks from now. Found out about upcycling t-shirts from an account on IG (jamiefaeriecrochets) and have become obsessed. Made a trial one for myself for Star Wars Day and am now thrifting and upcycling different styles.
A person wearing a black tank top with crochet sides and sleeves added. A black shirt with an image of princess Leia and the word rebel across it. The sides of the shirt and sleeves are crocheted.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm still alive. Which seems to be the more common posts I make on Bluesky these days. Been struggling with some health issues and severe burnout the last several months, that sapped all of my spoons. Who knew posting on social media could take so much energy? (ME. I knew. Silly me.)
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
1/ The news is playing at my mechanic's and they're listening to a movie reviewer talk about this weekend's releases. Dude is an older, white male. He talks about Die My Love, a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson about a woman dealing with PPD. He gave it 2.5 stars because...
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Ris @stilldormant.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Here's the babble about my previous post ;)
lekkertwakpraat.blogspot.com
The GM workshop - Big Reveal
In my previous post, I talked about wanting to do something about the GM shortage that we have. And... I did a thing. THE THING In short, I'...
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ayyy. Ris is one of my dms and does an incredible job. Now she's starting a DMing workshop. Interested? Check out her post below!
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A friend introduced me to a new, independent bookstore about an hour away. We went back there today and I snagged a few new books. One day, when I have more time and it's better weather, I want to spend the day reading on their little porch. But for now, I'm cozy in bed with one of my new reads.
An entrance to a bookstore. The interior of a bookstore.A picture of the book A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic.
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SpellFire @spellfire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sooooo I know I'm a bit early, but if you have holiday/witchy/D&D merch, drop your links below. Please share this thread if you can. I try to ONLY buy my Yule gifts from small biz, & cut out the billionaires. They don't need my $$$ but many of YOU do. What you got? DROP YO LINKS!!!!
media.tenor.com
a man wearing ear buds is sitting in front of a mountain and saying send me the link .
Alt: a man wearing ear buds is sitting in front of a mountain and saying send me the link .
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Fall weather is finally here! Officially started packing away the summer clothes and pulling out the fall/winter ones. Cozy hoodie time is back! My favourite time of year!
A picture of a person smiling and wearing a grey hoodie with blue stripes on it.
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
So we really don't like to build our name off of someone else's dipshittery but five months after this post (which was not the first SM fuckery) almost EVERY new sticker client mentions wanting to get away from Sticker Mule So thanks, I guess, weird Sticker Mule guy.
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S. Morgan Burbank | Project Tasman Releases Nov. 11 @anotherindiewriter.com · 07/10/2025
I got asked: "Hey. Annoying marketing author person. Is there a place I can see all the links for the new release quickly and easily as they're updated?" Why yes. I have a site for that. mybooksareon.sale#books
mybooksareon.sale
Another Indie Writer Shop
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Brent Jans (he/they)💜🖤🤍 @dorklordcanada.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It's been a bit since I've mentioned, but I'm a #TTRPG editor of no small skill. I'm looking to fill my calendar with some short term projects for the rest of October and November, so if you have something please reach out and let's talk. dorklordcanada.ca/need-an-edit...
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Swapped out my bard in Tombs of Annihilation for a blood hunter (whole new character). First time I've ever played a complete b*tch in a game. She's got the haunted one background and has a sour disposition. Gets along great with the other sour player already.
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Anya @andromedaxyz.com · 26/09/2025
I'm here for your entertainment. #myart #lucanisart #lucanis #lucanisdellamorte #datv #glamrockAU #veilguard
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I love reading comments on reels about the realities of motherhood saying things like "moms today complain too much. We just suffered in silence with a smile on our faces & dealt w/the burnout." Because like okay, your kids are now parents, and you don't want things better for them than you had it?
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If you're looking for a good resource, keep your eyes out for Sol's upcoming discount :)
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Sol's Roles (He/They) -On Hiatus- @solsroles.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Social media managers secret: Engagement with others gets you more visibility than just posting your own stuff. 10 genuine comments on peers' work will grow your audience faster than 10 self promotional posts.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
ADHD life: I forgot to eat all morning. First, I was going to eat after getting G ready for school. But then I had paperwork I forgot to do for him. So I would eat when I got back from dropping him off. But then I had to start work. "I'll get food soon." Fast forward to 12:30 p.m. .../1
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The hardest personal life part of all the US chaos has been not being able to go visit some of my closest friends this past year. I feel incredibly lucky that @bodackhorseman.bsky.social, his wife, and our buddy Rocket were able to make the trip up here for the long weekend/this week. /1
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why are we having fall in August? I refuse to turn on the furnace yet... even if it is only 17C in the house! *sitting here shivering and huddled*
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Anda-MoreyMade @moreymade.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Going live in five! Coffee and water on hand. Breakfast eaten. Desk cleaned. Bean at school. See you there! twitch.tv/Andamoreymade
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The idea that removing workplace regulations around safety and wages improves them because "competitive" is absolutely bullshit. There's nothing preventing higher safety standards or competitive pay right now. The companies doing the bare minimum? They'll do worse when the minimum regs are gone.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My mom: Are you sure you have ADHD? Me: How many hobbies have I attempted and how long do those obsessions last? oh! Look at my Pinterest boards! My mom: Never mind.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Me: Nope, I'm not going to give any of my characters in the new campaigns trauma. Fluffy and adorable, that's what we are going with. GM @harlen.bsky.social : Hahaha here's some trauma. Me: I can work with that. Growth baby! GM @harlen.bsky.social : *cackles while dumping trauma on them* Me: 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
After listening to and reading the latest news this morning, I realized the hope I am holding onto about being able to take my birthday trip next year is tied to something far deeper than just the trip. It's hope that the straw that breaks the camel's back will happen by then. /1
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Nothing says late 90s/early 2000s evangelical kid quite like your old CCM CD collection, including all albums of: Reliant K, a thousand Foot Krutch, Switchfoot, Jars of Clay, POD and Pillar, otherwise known as the "you wouldn't know it was Christian if I didn't tell you" starter pack.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
You know what's great about getting to be an adult? Getting to decide that yes, in fact, cheese whiz on toast is an appropriate breakfast food. #somechikdhooddreamsdocometrue
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Our small town straddles the line of tornado alley here like a drink college student riding the mechanical bull. Like yeah, we are just gonna roll that crazy dice and watch the funnel clouds roll by.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Well shit.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This whole thread, but especially this. Writing is an art; it's a lot of work requiring dedication to put out something that respects the craft. That takes having a great group of people to help along the way. ❤️ As a sidenote, @anotherindiewriter.com has some great books you should check out!
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The kid has been at day camp the past two weeks and has done exceptionally well. After two challenging school years in a row, it's been a big relief. He's adapting well. Hopefully this will help him for September.
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
#RIP two of my characters' entire families as the city went up in smoke in front of all them. And to think I had planned on making characters that weren't traumatized this time....
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Moved my "office" upstairs, and its amazing what a difference just being out of the basement is making. I actually *want* to do things at my desk again instead of from the couch. Also gives me a good opportunity to start streaming again. So maybe that's in the works too?
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shiroishi @shiroishi.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Lucanis with Spite
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Tabs the NPC @critsvakarian.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Oooh I love this so much. #lucanisforlife
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