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CriticalMassive

@criticalmassive.bsky.social
1.7K followers 754 following 119 posts

On a quest for gains and glory 💪🏻 Lover of anime, DnD, and questionable life choices. Certified himbo, professional bttm, and kinkster with a plot twist.

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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some San Diego sun doing me good
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thoughts on the new thong?
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Plugged up and ready for more
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Who am I catching sniffing this jock “fresh” off of leg day
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Anyone watching any good anime? I am just kind of picking up anything with the hopes it’s decent.
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to all the daddies out there!!
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 04/05/2026
If the socks don't match the jockstrap how do you expect me to cum!?
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Flex for your thoughts?
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Thinking I should try and collab more this year. Looking for a big himbo bottom or fun kinkster? Dm and let’s talk!
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you go into the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Something about these ears make me feel like an animal 😈
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I need more friends who will let me sniff their sweaty smelly socks 🥵🐽🥴
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me on the Atlantis Cruise next week
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MNDFCUK @mndfcuk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I've had my Quest 1 sitting dormant for quite a while, and figured... it would be better used for a good boy like YOU, staring into endless spirals for me. RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files. Winner will be chosen 1/27! #hypno #gooner #bator
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I try to maintain this account to be positive and sexy. But it’s getting harder every fucking day. Please take care of yourself. Take care of each other. Do not let them break you ♥️
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Gonna be at MAL this year. Super excited, who am I gonna see?
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Could really use a good boy to ride after my leg day. Who wants to submit their cock?
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The 14 degree weather is making these garage workouts a choice 😬
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
These were ripe and sweaty from walking around in my boots all week
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Started play Black Myth Wukong. Picking up some skills but it’s definitely a challenging game 😅
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Stuff this turkey
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I wanted to create my own fursona. It needs a few tweaks but I’d like to introduce Toblerone. Thicker than a snicker and sweeter than one too.
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Come on #baratitties
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Slept like total utter trash. Someone please grant my coffee strength today?
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
If only 3 gym bros on the same machine meant they move 3 times faster
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Making an assumption that a lot of workout/gym clothing brands are not as inclusive as we would like. Let’s support those that do. If you know of a brand that is inclusive drop it below so we can start a thread of places for himbos, bimbos, and thembos can shop. #supportLGBTQbusinnesses
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It was Pokémon 3 where a strong father figure who leaves crystal footprints and fulfills any wish, left me with unrealistic gay expectations for the future…
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
When you plug up for the first time in awhile
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My schedule and priorities were not great last week. But this week betta watch out cause I’m bringing it 💪🏻💪🏻
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Traveling Cumpuppy➡️Vegas @cumpuppy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Headed down to Asbury Park for the weekend! @criticalmassive.bsky.social and I will be having a big gay weekend at The Empress to celebrate my birthday! You can catch me bootblacking on Sunday at Georgie’s for the beer bust at 2!
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Taking a stab at writing smut. Going to see if I can write enough short stories for a small book. 😈😬
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
🐾Toblerone🐾
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Id say leg day was a success
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Just a lil wet💦💦
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This past week was rough, trying to bring some new energy into the new week.
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Feeling thicc 💪🏻💪🏻 always chasing those gains
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Awruff! @cumpuppy.bsky.social always gets my good side
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Could use a lil push for pics. Any requests? Kink based are cool too. I’m having some trouble taking them for myself.
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SpaceRaccoon 🔞 @raccoonchaos69.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
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CriticalMassive @criticalmassive.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Random thought - if you’re not some rich asshole who gets to dictate every moment of your schedule. Give yourself some grace for the things you didn’t get to today.
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