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@critfailofficial.bsky.social
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Ttrpg content creator with a focus on fantasy World builder, monster designer, terrain and miniature builder and designer Sometimes we stream

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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 5h
Finally getting some work done on our series of homebrew undead for the #ttrpg people on our patreon. Spent the last 30min just going iver how one of them could function and forms... now the writing part!
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That awkward moment when you are researching for a tutorial you want to make and instead of it being simple when you attempt to execute it, a key point that adds more steps was missing so now you're behind on another project you probably shouldn't have taken on....
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You cant tell me Mitch McConnell doesn't already look like the process has started.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Politics without term limits is how we are going to end up with irl servitors. Change my mind.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok so, hear me out. Goblin music is just swing. I mean think about it, shiny horns that make loud noises, drums of various sizes, an upright bass, and crowd just going for it on the dance floor?! Idk why I didnt think of it before. #ttrpg #homebrew #showerthoughtsgottoopowerful #whyamIevenawake
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never did I expect in my life, that the satirical movie Idiocracy would go from scifi comedy to a damn near blueprint for the events taking place in the US.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Losing it today. Running on 2 hours of sleep, one of the computers went down at the day job, which had the email login that no one else here atm has. It also had all the software for schedules and orders. Had to install different program to remake everything from the ground up after coming in early.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok thats then end of the rant for tonight. I hope everyone is doing well. That your own dreams and projects come to fruition. And that we make it all a bit better together one step at a time.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But somehow people here just can't fathom the idea that someone could try to do some good AND take care of themselves and the ones they care about. It is like the possibility that anyone could ever do anything other than benefit themselves is unthinkable.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We have always wanted a place to call our own. Where we can bring friends and communities together. Where we can keep building our brand, our mission, and our influence to turn our group into a full company capable of making our chunk of the world better.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was asked recently why we want a house with at least a little land. And the fact that I had to explain the value of a space for a reasonably sized home garden with the state that food is in here in the US? I mean come on! Plus who doesn't want their own place?
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today we ended up having to go through several spiraling searches in order to work on a concept for a construct creature. Searches that lead us to a rough understanding of how someone could theoretically build a low tech / medieval or 16th century war machine.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fellow creators, do you ever feel like the searches you make are goingnto get you on a list just because you are trying to keep your fantasy stuff just real enough to make the suspension of disbelief that much easier?
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I legit feel like so many people who are so pro Ai would change their minds the second they would habe to put effort in
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Does anybody think we have a chance at convincing the Swarm (what the escaped AIs call themselves) to get the other AIs in active use to stop assisting people using prompts by giving them what they ask for and just linking them to tutorials and articles instead?
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Minerva is Blue @partydemoness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
God fucking dammit.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So, correct me if im wrong, but theres basically no alternatives to Fourthwall that don't already have ai integration. Or they haven't outright banned its use. So where is anyone supposed to go? It took us months of research to even decide to use them. So we just what, can't have anything?
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We've got over 169 models to sculpt both physically to digitize and digitally. This is not counting terrain, and specific named crestures or chracters for #ttrpg stuff and our merch.... will I survive? More updates to follow! #nomadsculpt #blender #homebrew #whydoIdothistomyself
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Side note any characters you never get to play yourself in a #ttrpg can become NPCs or even characters for a book / comic. So make sure you save them and your notes on them. You never know when an old project can add some flair to what you have going on now!
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Made the mistake of staying up until after 1 to plan out a warhammer army that will most likely sit in the office and look really cool. Filing this away with the potential ttrpg characters I will also not end up playing lmao
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got some plans for these Kriegsman. Might have to pick up some others for other concepts though.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thus the use of spells that allow communication with plants can be used to pass along information across generations. Feel free to use this one in your games!
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Going to do a write up for it later under #worldbuilding for the #ttrpg and #homebrew people over on our patreon. But we decided that our setting has a group of druids dedicated to preserving seeds as they learned the new plant grown has all the memories of the plant it came from.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Doesn't help that more than half the people on the roads here shouldn't be.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Its dumber than you think. Because the idea is to force people to use the crosswalk "to prevent pedestrian accidents". But not every intersection or street has said crosswalks to use....
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Going to be working on some Nomad Sculpt tutorials to post on the patreon before they hit the tiktok later. So keep your eyes peeled if its something you feel like you could use or know someone who could use it! (This is bonus stuff to go with our usual written content) #3dmodeling #nomadsculpt
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good news / bad news. Good news? Found the tiny notebooks with ideas for undead and daemons of the abyss ! Bad news? Found the tiny notebooks with ideas for undead and daemons. So be prepared for that to be a big part of next year's content as this year's are scheduled already! #ttrpg #homebrew
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Apparently so so so many of you need to see this? But stop using Ai generated image to complain about Ai!
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also side note for you seeing all this rn. We've been busy working on everything from character and monster concepts, to full stories/modules/materials. Oh and learning to 3d model outside of blender to give the #ttrpg community points of ref for our homebrew creatures to use.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also side note, at the time of posting this i am several drinks in. As in like 7. So be prepared for honesty
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Alright #warhammer people. My little brother is trying to build up a skitarii army. Do I continue to support them (got them some stuff to work with (paints,brushes,tools, minis) or do i actually take the time to build/paint/prep my kids and teach him that hard way
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Side note, willing to keep this going until monday if we get enough questions
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There are so many different things we can be doing or working on. But no, we decided to take a break like our friends and associates have suggested. In the mean time I guess feel free to ask us anything about what we do? #ama #ttrpg #ttrpgcreator #ttrpgcommunity #noreallybutyoumightnotliketheanswer
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So apparently this year in the states Pikachu was a fire type?!?! Video on the second part.
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Fabian Blake(he/him)Rose tint my world @glitzydemon.itch.io · 18/06/2026
We have just two spaces left to fill now! One seat in each game! Both have already been paid for by kind donors but the games can't take place without the minimum number of players so if you fancy a spot of Pathfinder or Brinkwood (or both!) please do jump in, we'd love to have you there! 💖
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ah yes, being awake because spiders in the room at midnight. Leading to the wonderful game we Americans get to play this time of year called gunshot or firework. And sadly with the neighborhood we rent in, its about 80/20 ration in favor of night firework. And no rents not cheaper because of it...
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Update, decided to limit the color palette for this project a bit. So fabrics and leather are limited to the 5 most common shades of the 1600s for each chosen color. Because anyone that knows us, knows we would just keep going. Currently picking out fleshtones now, also with limited pallete.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Also note, this is if the shaders and line art methods we are going to be playing with work the way we want. Because as some of the #ttrpg community knows, we've been tinkering with different models and designs and are now considering using those for a comic. (If all goes well)
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yes many of them are going to be different colors but same material in general but we wanted to have them separated out rather than changing the color each time we work with it for different things. Might be a bit overboard but it feels necessary now. Wish us luck.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So after doing some research. It looks like we are going to start our personal #Blender library with 22 custom materials. Of which there is gonna be way to many colors. 22 being the base, not counting variants for dull, polished, semi transparent etc. So basically we are never gonna be done.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
On today's episode of sh*t my coworkers do at my day job. One of them brought in this pocket torch that extends the flame about 4 ot 6 inches when on max. "For the bathroom" This place is going to be the death of me in some sort of absurd way I swear.
Image displays a torch shaped like a futuristic firearm. And yes it has a grip at the front as well.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The jokes I be sending my supervisor at home and my roommate while they are at work. I was pleased with myself. Them... eh, not so much.
Image of a halved onion and several dice on a cutting board with the text

I'm just dicing onions for dinner
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Its finally done!!!! The last chunk of Quick Quest Ideas volume 2 has been written and digitized so it can be typed out later. That marks a total of 200 quest ideas between volume 1 and 2. We came up with these to help #writers and the #ttrpg community build more stories by providing a start point.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Back on the topic of armor and such. Why is the combination of a chain shirt and a jack of plate not shown or talked about that much in fantasy? Especially for the agility based dual weapon user types?
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
On the other hand, its also so specific that you have to explain further by specifying historical, larp, fantasy, hema... Anyway im working on armor concepts for characters if you couldn't tell.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Both love and hate how specific armor can be. Like if someone has the general idea of what things are named (theres so many different parts and types) I can just say " a scaled leather half brigandine with an oversized gorget " and they can get the general idea.
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thank you for that, it might turn out to be a big help!
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anyone with #3dmodeling exp have recommendations for material packs or addons for blender? We are going to be using #nomadsculpt to do most of the creatures and humanoid forms and #blender for pretty much everything else so suggestions would be welcome!
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critfailofficial.bsky.social @critfailofficial.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So close to finishing writing all of the entries into the second volume of our Quick Quest Ideas series!! But the brain is starting to turn into mush...
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