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Chris Barratt

@crispydog.bsky.social
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Mandelson investigator appointed.
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Did they all have bone spurs?
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm pretty sure this obsession with #smallboats has crossed the line into cult status.
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Thought experiment: What would happen if no-one were allowed to own more than one home? #housing #crisis
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
So where is the well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State?
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yellow snow warnings across the country.
youtu.be
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Visualizer)
YouTube video by FrankZappaVEVO
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
FFS #facepalm
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hey America. Elon Musk could give every single one of you $1,000 and still be a multi-billionaire.
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Including the classics: • One Rule For You (Party On) • You're All Woke • Trickle Down • Rwanda Deterrent
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Given an infinite amount of time, an Australian will still miss the point. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
'Infinite monkey theorem' challenged by Australian mathematicians
Australian researchers have poked holes in an old thought-experiment known as the "infinite monkey theorem".
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
You are not only paying me for a 90-minute gig. You are also paying me for PA hire as well as set up and tear down time.
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Chris Barratt @crispydog.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
That's enough. Took the plunge and deactivated X.
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