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Trans rights are human rights Born at 327.46 ppm CO₂ I care about: #ClimateAction; #Sustainability; #ZeroWaste; #JustTransition; #EVs; #WalkableCities […] [bridged from infosec.exchange/@Crispius on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2025
[Language] @mike
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
Just me over here, tryna stay positive.
Photo of a COVID 19 antigen test showing a feint red positive indication.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2025
Don’t mind if I do. #Sneakers #RIPRobertRedford
Plex movie title page for the 1992 movie, ‘Sneakers’, starring Robert Redford.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2025
Whoomp there it is. 😷 #Covid19
Pic of a COVID-19 antigen test showing a positive result.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2025
[Inhales] Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit and the universe is a better place without him in it. There’s a certain poetic justice that he fell victim to the rage, violence & intolerance that he got rich off of stoking & fomenting. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. 🤷‍♂️
Screaming seagull meme.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
@dyckron To be fair, Dani has faced some difficult choices of her own recently… $280k for new carpet in her office of $300k for new china for Governement House. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/alb…
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
@mayintoronto
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
[Confession] @mayintoronto
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
MAGA: “MaKiNg lIgHt oF PoLiTiCaL ViOlEnCe iS AbHoRrEnT AnD OfFeNsIvE!” Also MAGA:
Scene capture of a tweet amplified by Donald Trump Junior of an image of a pair of white underpants with a hammer lain atop them. The caption reads: “Got my Paul Pelosi Halloween costume ready”

Don Jr’s comment reads: “OMG, The Internet remains undefeated.”
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
Well that’s just fucking great. Wife and oldest kid… So far. #CovidIsntOver
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
@mayintoronto I think it’s bullshit that I could receive less because I’ve already received a gift card from the last settlement. This is a new judgement/offence, why should previous claimants be penalized?
Scene from an old-timey painting that shows a man dressed in period clothing, with an angry look on his face, sitting at a table and pointing to his palm with this other hand, suggesting that someone needs to put some money in his hand.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2025
@dyckron Lowered dually. 😑 @alessandro @stephanie
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2025
H/t @bonaventuresoft #LeopardsAteMyFace
In white text on a black background, two social media posts from "Austin Peterson."
The first, dated 2024.07.04, reads: "I'm voting for Donald Trump for the economy. And to own the libs."

2 part:
The second, dated 2025.05.08, reads: "Well there went my shoe business.
I don't understand why the tariffs have to eliminate the de minimus exemption. Why does government punish small businesses in this country knowing full well that Nike and all the big brands will be fine paying the taxes but Steffi and I get wiped out?"
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2025
@chad
Picture: photo of a man in a suit with a couple of cheese slices on this head.
Text: “I wear the cheese, it does not wear me”
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2025
@DavidM_yeg
Parody movie poster based on ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ except it’s ’Weekend at Donnie’s’ with Vance and Musk holding up Donald Trump, who is Bernie.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2025
You can’t scare me. I’ve sat in the passenger seat while the 16YO drove our Atlas. #Milestones #LearnerDriver
Photo of a silver SUV with an ‘Li’ on the back while a lanky teenager, face obscured by a smiling emoji, stand by an open driver’s side door.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2025
Yesterday’s #Pizzadon experiment: a pre-made sourdough crust found at Costco done in our Bakerstone. I was worried that the crust would be burnt since it was already basically cooked, but it turned out pretty well. As a bonus there were no issues with the crust sticking in the oven.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2025
Fuckin’ sweet! #Phishing #Spam
Screenshot of an email from my ‘Junk’ folder: text reads:

“Exclusive Invitation to Join the Illuminati Brotherhood

Dear Candidate,
You have been specially selected to receive this exclusive invitation to become a member of the Illuminati Brotherhood. Our international network continuously monitors individuals who demonstrate ambition, leadership, and potential for influence.

After careful review of your background and online presence, you have been identified as a candidate worthy of initiation.
Membership Details…
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2025
#Caturday vibes
An orange cat reclining lazily atop his cat tree. His tail,and back leg dangle over the edge.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2025
BREAKING: New fire start this morning at Gordonhorn Park in Kamloops. Fire crews responding. No further details at this time. #BCWildfire #KamloopsBC
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2025
@mayintoronto And less waste, I imagine, than these old clunkers:
Old school cast metal garlic press.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2025
@mattblaze
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2025
This guy is having no part of your #Caturday nonsense.
An orange cat perched atop his cat tree sleeping with his back toward the room.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2025
Meanwhile, in #BattleRiverCrowfoot: #CDNPoli
Satirical image of a missing persons advert on a milk carton with Pierre Poilievre’s image on it.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025
@davidmoscrop.com Shhh! It was a stunning victory! #Poilievre has received a resounding mandate!! Comeback of the century!!! #BattleRiverCrowfoot
Meme: Doge; a picture of a dog with captions overlain with ‘wow’, ‘much wow’, and ‘too much wow’, among others.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025
The moonroof on my #ID4 seems to have just… cracked?!
A view of the glass roof from below with an approximately 3 foot long jagged crack.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2025
“What is exactly the hype about breast milk-flavoured ice cream? The internet’s losing it over this weirdly viral scoop” www.indiatimes.com/trending/what-is…
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2025
#ItsAlwaysDNS
An artistic watercolor illustration featuring a delicate branch with pink flowers. Accompanying text humorously states, "It's not DNS, There's no way it's DNS, It was DNS" attributed to SSBroski.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2025
@mayintoronto
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2025
@mike Danny Glover feels you. (And me)
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2025
Ladies, gentlemen, & everyone else: The President of the United States of America: #USPoli
Truth Social post by a deranged lunatic with the nuclear football.

“Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the
"HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for American Eagle, and the jeans are "flying of the shelves." Go get 'em Sydney! On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE advertisement, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER! The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil. Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful ad. Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, with BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SO FOOLISHLY LOST. Or just look at Woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can't stand her (HATE!). She was booed out of the Super Bowl and became, NO LONGER HOT. The tide has seriously turned - Being WOKE is for losers, being Republican is what you want to be. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2025
@Free_Press Compare that to:
Photo of a large group of shirtless, shacked prisoners seated in rows, surrounded by militarized armoured guards at the infamous CECOT prison in El Salvador. Many of those deported have no criminal records in the US.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2025
New T-shirt who dis? Image credit: @earthshine
Picture of a black T-shirt with a “Respect my trans homies or I’m going to identify as a fuckin’ problem” in white text, separated by a band in the colours of the Trans flag.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2025
Sweaty. #KamloopsWX
Screenshot of the WeatherCan app showing a forecasted high for Kamloops of 38% and a 30% chance of showers starting at 1pm.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2025
Wife was complaining that the range in the new place was taking way too long to heat up. Did a bit of troubleshooting and replaced the main bake element for ~$60. Fixed! 😎 #DIY #RightToRepair #RepairClinic
A toddler, covered in grease, stand behind a vehicle his arm stretched wide, in a pose of apparent triumph.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2025
#AskMastodon #HiveMind Ok, this is driving me crazy: The new place we bought has this cover-plate on the wall separating the entranceway from the garage. I _need_ to know what it is/was for. I suspect it was part of a home security system. Google image […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Rectangular cover plate, approximate 1cm thick.Rectangular cover plate, approximate 1cm thick.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2025
You know who _did_ commit treason?
Evidence photo of numerous top-secret documents scattered on the floor of Mar-a-Lago.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2025
Lac le Jeune #BeautifulBC #BCParks #DogsOfMastodon #GSD #Canada
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2025
Cool. #CBC news now streaming live on #Plex.
Screencap on an email announcing CBC News is now streaming live on Plex.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2025
New shirt who dis?
Selfie of a tshirt with a stylized logo on the front that is white text on a red background that reads “WOKE AF”.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2025
Begin: #bookstodon
Cover for the book “Doppelgänger: a trip into the mirror wold” by Naomi Klein.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2025
#sitrep #camping #BeautifulBC #Canada
A camping scene featuring blue folding chairs, a picnic table, a portable grill, and a tent with orange accents amidst a forested area. A foot is visible in the foreground, resting on the ground covered with natural debris and grass.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2025
@KimberlyN Looks like this: @mick
Product advert for a Kidde 3-in-1 LED strobe talking smoke detector.

https://canada.shopkidde.com/kidde-p4010acledscoca-3-in-1-led-strobe-and-10-year-talking-smoke-and-carbon-monoxide-alarm
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2025
Next mission:
Photo of a gas grill with a #Bakerstone pizza oven sitting atop the grill.

#HomemadePizza #PizzaOven
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2025
I did a thing. #DIY #HomeImprovement
Photo of a recess above where the stove where the range fan would sit. There’s a duct and some bare wires showing.Close up of the ugly-as-hell bare wires the looks like it tore its way through the drywall from the previous install A photo of the completed project with a low-profile range fan/microwave combo unit sitting above the stove
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025
@mayintoronto
A dog with a watermelon rind carved to fashion a helmet, complete with cutouts for the eyes.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2025
@randahl Meanwhile, Americans:
First panel of the ‘This is fine’ cartoon. A dog sits staring blankly ahead—apparently nonplussed—while his house is literally on fire all around him.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2025
@chad
A meme titled: Tool Expections. The picture shows a short socket wrench with the caption “please come loose”, a slightly longer wrench captioned “I hope it comes loose”, next to an extended handled wrench captioned “I wasn’t asking”. Finally there’s a picture of a hand holding an oxo-acetylene torch with the caption “can’t be tight if it’s a liquid”.
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
@EdwinG Well, it appears there is a more modern card available. First photo: an example of the old-school card. Second photo: a more modern example card with security features. I wonder what the rollout timeline looks like? 🤔
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*|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 @crispius.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025
@stephanie “Pipelines are going to pay for the green transition!”
A still from the cartoon ‘Peanuts’ featuring Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown to kick.
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