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@crispinsouth.com

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Legal Philosophy & Federal Indian Law Nerd J.D., 2026 | B.A., 2023 Ad iustitiam per sapientiam ⚖️ Opinions solely my own crispinsouth.com

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 23/12/2025

🚨🚨 Calling OU Alumni! I’ve drafted an open letter to OU leaders expressing serious concern with the declining academic standards as of late. I won’t be supporting the university with my money until they take steps to remedy the situation. Add your name here: forms.gle/xySfjtBkSVQP...

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 28/09/2025

Pretty rich coming from the genius who wrote Citizens United and provided the 5th vote in some of the Roberts Court’s most democracy-undermining decisions

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 27/06/2025

Image of a man in a hotdog costume saying, “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 12/06/2025

Not great!!

A cartoon of an anthropomorphic U.S. Constitution standing in a burning room, surrounded by flames, sarcastically saying “this is fine.”

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 14/04/2025

Maybe let’s interpret the Constitution in a way that doesn’t allow the government to ship people off to foreign gulags on a whim?

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 07/04/2025

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 28/03/2025

The entire anti-birthright citizenship argument is spurious & the attempts to use Indian law to construct the argument on the fly are downright egregious. Like this crap is just inexcusably wrong & they’d know it if they bothered to engage with any Indian law scholars.

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 21/03/2025

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 06/03/2025

Leia wanted to be silly and roll around in the grass today!

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 04/03/2025

A cartoon character of the U.S. Constitution standing in a room where everything is on fire, saying, “This is fine,” sarcastically.

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 15/02/2025

A cartoon of an anthropomorphic U.S. Constitution standing in a room where everything is on fire, while saying “This is fine.”

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 09/02/2025

Article 3 life tenure was created specifically to guard against this bs! We’re living in crazy town y’all

A tweet from Elon Musk which reads: “I’d like to propose that the worst 1% of appointed judges, as determined by elected bodies, be fired every year. This will weed out the most corrupt and least competent.”

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 09/02/2025

A cartoon of the U.S. constitution saying, “this is fine,” while standing in a room where everything is literally in flames.

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 04/02/2025

Every new update from this admin feels like this:

A cartoon character of the U.S. Constitution saying “this is fine,” while standing in a room that is on fire.

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 04/02/2025

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 04/02/2025

A cartoon character of the U.S. Constitution saying “this is fine,” while standing in a room on fire.

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 16/01/2025

Why does he look like the Minister for Magic in Harry Potter???

Donald Trump glaring into the camera for his inaugural portrait.

Minister for Magic Rufus Scrimgeour, portrayed by Bill Nighy in the Harry Potter films, glaring into the camera with a near identical expression to that of Trump in his inaugural portrait.

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 19/12/2024

Taking law school exams, a play in 4 Acts: 1. Reading the exam 2. We absolutely did not cover these topics enough to do a page long issue spotter 3. Confidently BS’ing so much law I could write a new restatement 4. Hitting submit with 10 seconds left

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 27/11/2024

It’s a good day to play some fetch!

A happy Great Pyrenees puppy laying down in the grass, looking at the camera.

Great Pyrenees puppy standing, waiting to play fetch

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Crisp @crispinsouth.com · 10/11/2024

Leia the law dog says hi, Bluesky!

A white Great Pyrenees puppy named Leia looks up at the camera, with a judge’s gavel near her paws.

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