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@crispcoco.bsky.social
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delightfully human | cute as a button | fun loving & fair | midlife, no crisis… yet 📍dallas

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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s dark and hell is hot
screen shot of the 10-day forecast in dallas, texas. high temps exceed 100° each day
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
had to be the fastest shooter in the west to get this picture, but look at my handsome crew! #DogsofBlueSky
4 tiny dogs, standing and staring at the camera. Left to right: red toy poodle, chocolate & white havanese, black & tan yorkie, white & cream maltese chihuahua mix. A lovely bunch.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dude didn’t even know which one was a male. was just going to let any ol’ boy knock up his girl. make it make sense.
photo of two dogs walking down a sidewalk on leashes. dog on left is a white & cream maltese chihuahua mix, wearing a green harness. dog  on the right is a red toy poodle, wearing a purple harness.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
First of all, your client had 4 teeth extracted yesterday so he’s under the influence of drugs. Second of all, isn’t your birthday tomorrow? Is my memory going? I thought it was exactly one month after mine. 😩
Black & tan Yorkie, standing in his car seat with his paw on the center console. His paw is wrapped in green gauze as he is post dental surgery.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
last doggie birthday of the year & malcolm is like “ikyfl with this gd hat.” 🤣 these dogs are so tired of me, but whatever! mr. malcolm is 8 today!! 🎉 #DogsofBlueSky
White & cream Maltese mix begrudgingly wearing a “happy birthday” hat in his backyard. White & cream Maltese laying in grass, trying to remove his birthday hat
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Look how little she was just a few months ago 😩
tiny red toy poodle puppy laying down in a backyard
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Our sweet Josie girl did not want to take a picture with her birthday bow, but we managed to get one anyhow. 😊 #FirstBirthday #DogsofBlueSky
Red Toy Poodle (Josie) sitting on grass while trying to bite her (mostly) purple birthday bow. Super scary puppy teefs are on full display.Red Toy Poodle puppy begrudgingly sitting for a picture while wearing a purple bow decorated with the words “happy birthday,” yellow balloons, birthday cakes, and birthday hats.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
bought a dog stroller because i have a lot of small dogs. going to return this thing because i dont have the patience to put it together and the instructions literally say “insert the wheels and unfold.” WTentireF?
picture of disassembled dog stroller in front of a dog play pen (play pen has a dog bed, toys and is sitting on a large red and gray mat). red toy poodle is laying beside the stroller on a pink mat.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
these two trying to get back into my office so they can add to the destruction. smh. #DogsofBlueSky
a black & tan yorkie (yuri, 8 years old) and a red toy poodle (josie, 11 months old) standing in front of a closed bedroom door, both looking at the camera.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
josie turns a year old on tuesday. she’s milking the last few days of puppyhood for everything they’re worth. 😒
Carpeted floor covered w/the colorful foam filling of an orange floor cushion that has been ripped open by an 11 month old terrorist (by terrorist I mean puppy).
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
called to see if she got into something/find out what she ate. mostly trying to figure out what’s this red stuff she’s vomiting. response: “no! she didn’t get into anything! i don’t know what’s wrong.” meanwhile, i look down to find that she did, in fact, get into something. 😒
picture of red, bone-shaped dog toy that has been half eaten by a puppy
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
my sweet gemini girl turned 8 today! how is time moving so quickly?? ♊️ #Maya #DogsofBlueSky
Chocolate & white Havanese sitting on a leather ottoman, wearing a birthday bow collar. Face is a wee bit dirty from eating birthday treats.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
yuri has been obsessed with this one spot at the fence. had no clue why until… seems he sniffed out the neighbors dog toy and is determined to steal it. terriers. 🤦🏾‍♀️ #dogsofbluesky
Black and tan yorkie trying to pull a dog toy under a fence.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
today is yuri’s gotcha day!! 8 whole years with this sweet boy. ❤️ #dogsofbluesky
Picture of a black and tan yorkie puppy from 8 years ago today (5/5/2018). Puppy is sitting in front of a wicker basket and tv stand. Picture of the same yorkie puppy from today (5/5/26). Puppy is still black and tan, but slightly lighter and is sitting on grass in a fenced back yard.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
woke up feeling super hot, but otherwise fine. checked my oura app and now i ‘feel’ like i’m on death’s door. why does the major signs background look like this? 😩
Symptoms radar screenshot from the Oura app alerting me that there are “major signs” that something is straining my body.  Screenshot from Oura app showing my “readiness” is 32 and my temperature has elevated by 2.5 degrees F.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
spring has taught me that the puppy likes to stick her face in sprinklers 😊 #dogsofbluesky
Red Toy Poodle puppy (Josie) sitting on a sidewalk. Her face, paws and ears are wet & she’s wearing a purple harness.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
like i said, idgaf about uconn. now i just need these texas women to not make a liar out of me. 😂🤘🏾
screenshot of my skeet saying i picked the texas women to win it all and idgaf about uconn
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
there is a wasp building its little nest on my patio’s outlet. why are they so damn disrespectful? they have the whole outside, why set up shop on my covered patio? 😩
zoomed in shot of a wasp building a nest on an outdoor outlet
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@dawnsummers.bsky.social guess whose birthday it is!
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
today is yuri’s 8th birthday 🎉. i made him wear a hat for 5 minutes. he was not pleased. josie came over to tell yuri his hat looks stupid.
black and tan yorkie, sitting in a yard, wearing a birthday cake hat same black and tan yorkie wearing his birthday hat with his tongue outblack and tan yorkie looking cute as a button in his birthday hatsuper adorable black and tan yorkie wearing his birthday hat. adorable red toy poodle standing behind him.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
they gave my sweet girl the good drugs today. she doesn’t even want to wake up to eat. (look at that little drumstick leg. 🥺)
red toy poodle puppy, wearing a pink surgery suit, curled into a little ball while sleeping. her front leg is shaved from her spay surgery.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You’ll be happy to know he has his spot back
Black & tan yorkie (Yuri) standing on a blue chair with an orange blanket on it. The dog is looking out a window at a snow covered neighborhood street. There is a red toy poodle laying down in the chair (this dog doesn’t matter, Yuri is the only dog that matters).
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i know this is not cold for some of you, but i am not built for this.
A screenshot of the current temperature in Dallas, TX: Temp is 10° F and it feels like 4°
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
lol! we tried to tell you like a month ago
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
this little mama is supposed to have her spay surgery tomorrow. gotta decide in the next couple of hours if i feel like braving the icy roads at 0630 to get her there…
Red toy poodle puppy (Josie) sitting on a leather ottoman in front of a window. Puppy is wearing a brown t-shirt and an orange coat with a furry hood.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
josephine camille bka josie. 7 months old on friday. 🫣
red toy poodle puppy wearing a magenta fleece. the poodle is sitting in front of a gray toy basket, there is a blue teal bunny plush toy in front of her.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
yuri finally went potty after being up for 3 hours. he still won’t pose for a group photo. #DogsofBlueSky
Black & tan yorkie (Yuri) in a sit position, wearing a yellow fleece 3 small dogs on a colorful rug, in front of a  gray dog bed. (Back left) chocolate & white Havanese sitting & wearing a purple fleece, (back middle) white & cream Maltese/Chihuahua mix standing & wearing a green fleece, (front right) red Toy Poodle puppy sitting & wearing a magenta fleece.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Every time I log into Threads, posts like this are in my face. And I just… do adults not understand what happens when the earth rotates? Has everybody been left behind?
Screenshot of a Thread post: “Is it me or is it staying daylight a lil longer here in DFW?”
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
we actually have something we’ve been meaning to tell you…
A red toy poodle puppy with her back legs on a blue chair and her front legs on a window sill. A black and tan yorkie is behind her, standing on the chair. Both are looking at the camera.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
what’s the point of parking like this? why block the sidewalk for pedestrians?
A black car, parked in at the end of a residential driveway, blocking the sidewalk. There is plenty of room for the driver to pull forward and not block the sidewalk.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ugh. why are puppies so cute!?
two small puppies, one a black and tan minpin and the other a red toy poodle, knocked out in a dog toy basket. red toy poodle curled up under a bar stool.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
watching two 9 week old pups this afternoon, and they pooped out in/near the (dog) toy basket. 🤣 #DogsOfBluesky
9 week old black & tan minpin laying in a dog toy basket next to a Lamby toy with a red 9 week old toy poodle curled up beside the basket.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Just had to wrestle this out of Maya’s mouth (*as* she was walking into the house, no less!). “Get a yard,” they said. “It’ll be fun!” 😒
small, dead brown snake on concrete
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
like, honestly
picture of sisters mamie gummer, grace gummer, and louisa jacobson (meryl streep’s daughters)
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
RIP little dude. should have made better decisions.
picture of a wasp, deceased on the concrete.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
took maya to the vet to get her blood drawn before an upcoming dental procedure. why did she fight them so much (no biting, just resistance) that they’re sending us home with drugs & rescheduling the blood draw? 😩 (they still gave her the lick mat even though she was NOT a good girl 😒).
Chocolate & white havanese dog, sitting on a vet room floor with her tongue out Chocolate & white havanese, wearing a pink harness, licking cheese off of an orange lick mat
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
super mad that i had the audacity to ask them to wait upstairs while i refilled my water bottle. 🤣 #DogsofBlueSky
3 small dogs at the top of a staircase, all three staring at the camera. Dog on right (sitting) is a tan & black yorkie, dog in the middle (laying down) is a chocolate and white havanese, dog on left (laying down) is a white and cream poodle mix.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
we? 🤔
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
meanwhile, the airport has a therapy dog 😊
picture of black and tan beagle mix wearing a “pet me” t-shirt while being pet at the airport
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
you know this man is not pouring back into the community 😂
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
😩
screenshot of a notification from spectrum saying high winds have caused a service outage in your area
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
what a lovely way to start february. and the sun doesn’t set until 6? spring soon come! 🌷
screenshot showing the current weather in dallas, tx: 67° and sunny.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
oldest selfie in my phone. aug 2009
selfie of a black woman, smiling, with tightly curled locs
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Oldest selfie in my phone. Oct 2012
selfie of a black wan with natural hair wearing an orange top. selfie taken in a car.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
malcolm has had a very long day 😊 #dogsofbluesky
sleeping, white/cream poodle mix, sprawled across a small, turquoise dog bed
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
why are y’all doing coach franklin like this? 🤣
Family picture of Penn State coach James Franklin, his wife Fumi, & their two daughters.
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
why is she so cute? 😊
side profile pic of a chocolate & white havanese, resting her head on an orange blanket
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
you two are both ridiculous. lol!
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
@dawnsummers.bsky.social please get your client. why is this necessary?
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denise @crispcoco.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
it’s me at the gym wearing these leggings & a nignog i don’t know walks up to me and whispers “muuustaaaaaaardd” 🤣
selfie shot of a woman’s legs on a leg press machine. woman is wearing mustard yellow leggings and black adidas
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