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luna stargays 🏳️‍⚧️ @stargays.bsky.social · 19h
I'm getting bottom surgery on December 9, two months from today!!! I've started a GoFundMe to help with recovery costs (including travel costs for my girlfriend, who'll be my primary caregiver during that time, and general living costs). Please help if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...
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Donate to Support Luna's Recovery From Gender-Affirming Surgery, organized by Luna Brekke
My name is Luna Brekke, I'm a disabled trans woman from Minnesota,… Luna Brekke needs your support for Support Luna's Recovery From Gender-Affirming Surgery
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why do all cool birding events have to be in the morning. i know it’s because of the birds. but whyyyy
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
taking a micro-vacation (got out of work two hours early)
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also, in case any Friends of Bean want to help [wheel of fortune voice] Clean That Bean:
photo of me awkwardly holding bean the mini dachshund behind my back while she stares at the camera. there’s an inset pic of a little dachshund stamped on paper. 

text says: bean loves going to vet and is completely normal about it. speaking of, we’re trying very hard to save up to get her teeth cleaned (and possibly extractions). her stinky mouth has reached uncomfortable levels and she can only eat moistened or wet food. my venmo is kait-sanchez if you’d like to chip in to clean the bean. bean and i will even send you a thank you note with a little bean stamp if you want.
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
took bean to the vet and as usual she spent the entire time in the waiting room desperately climbing all over H and i like a cat. meanwhile the receptionist was quietly playing bela lugosi’s dead. happy monday!
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my mom got me halloween decorations for my birthday and said “you’re halloween and i’m christmas, i realized that this year,” and i thought…. wow thank you for finally seeing me… 🎃
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why would i get in that dinky little boat when i can just wait for rescue on this Huge and Comfortable ship 🤨 am i stupid 🤨
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
reading a middle grade book about the titanic and reminding myself every five pages that the passengers and crew of the titanic (ship) had not seen titanic (movie) and therefore it makes sense that they would do such things as: not worry about it, refuse to get on lifeboats, so on and so forth
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sometimes i desperately want to pull someone aside for some “you also find this person annoying right… it’s not just me?” or “whoa can we talk about what just happened there” but i don’t want to misread the vibe and flounder!!
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
love my internet friends but one thing that’s more difficult online than it is when hanging out face-to-face is trying to suss out who would be open to a bit of gossiping lol
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my very cool (and kinda mean) 8th grade teacher told me she respected my desire to actually think hard about what confirmation meant before going through with it, as opposed to just going through the motions like everyone else, which in turn made me respect her more 🫡
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i ended up not getting confirmed but my confirmation name was going to be agnes, mostly because as a 12-13 year old i was obsessed with the idea of a 12-13 year old martyr lol
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
we have an older patron often comes in for help when i’m working, and he gives me the gentlest little fist bump whenever we solve a computer issue. the healing energy of that fist bump can easily carry me through a day.
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
don’t even get me started on the “robert galbraith” shit jesus christ
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
you might think the hardest part of my job is helping elderly people navigate social services systems that must be accessed via arcane online portals none of them understand. and you would be right. but the second hardest part is Keeping My Damn Mouth shut when people check out harry potter books.
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
warn instead of worn in my alt text, that’s what we get for bedtime posting
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
dunno if you remember them, but i really appreciated you sharing some of my pieces during my brief stint in journalism a few years ago! putting in a purchase rec for your book felt like a small way to thank you, and i’m also excited to read it myself :)
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i haven’t done a lot of acquisition recommendations at this library cause it took me a while to get a feel for the vibe of our small town patron base. the other one i’ve been proud of this year is @ravineangel.bsky.social ‘s persona, which i’ve been very happy to see circulate!
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
in other news i got to process this @sesmith.lol at work today :) hoping our patrons enjoy it!
copy of s e smith’s “all my dead cats and other losses,” sitting on our very warn circulation desk
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
in my latest attempt at radical acne acceptance i’ve just been repeating such phrases as “i am grateful to have skin. my skin envelopes and protects me. i am lucky to have skin. i am lucky to have been born with skin.” to myself
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
upon seeing tyson i at first thought noel and crystal were doing roleplay and i was excited to see which demented mind had requested it
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tween/teen self would’ve gotten so much mileage out of this panel
“first you’re bisexual, then you’re nonbinary, now you’re a cutter?”
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
just read tillie walden’s ‘charity & sylvia’ and am very bummed out that a historian who walden very clearly has a lot of admiration and gratitude for is smearing her name and belittling her work! it sucks!
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i have scrolled through so much not-very-good mermaid art trying to find this comic 🫩
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
at some point there was a young french (?) artist doing a retelling of the little mermaid with lovely art, and i surely will never find them again thanks to search being broken everywhere :) 👍🏼
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ha! i encountered this clue after seeing your post. serendipity~
crossword clue: “large O” (literally, that’s what it means) in the greek alphabet
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
did you learn this via a crossword or was that a coincidence
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
huge personal news: i finally reached the part that’s excerpted on the back of the book
the great god pan and other horror stories by arthur machen. the cover is plain yellow with just the title (displayed sideways) and a pair of black horns. the back cover of the book, with a quote that says “something pushed out from the body there on the floor, and stretched forth, a slimy, wavering tentacle…”
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
between catching up on swan boy and what happens next i suddenly feel like a teen running to my room to check my RSS feeds after school again. it rocks
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
surgical light in one panel to chandelier in the next. beautiful.
comic panel depicting grim surgeons carefully selecting tools, an OR light glowing hazily in the upper left of the frame. the next panel is some medieval dorks singing a goofy song while a frog swings from a candle chandelier in the upper left.
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
it’s real yucky 🙂‍↕️ but it was apparently a side project so there’s not much of it
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
found it lol turbofanatic.com/hosting/comi...
comic panel showing circular pit in the ground. whatever made the pit disappeared a huge chunk of a building, revealing a clean cross section of various rooms inside the building. a news helicopter hovers in the foreground with a speech bubble that says “what the hell’s that?”
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
does anyone happen to recall a recent-ish webcomic that opens with a mysterious blast that perfectly slices through a building (a research lab/office?) and some of the people inside of it…? i read some of it a while ago and have no memory where i came across it…
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
sometimes my job feels very impactful and meaningful and sometimes i find myself typing “returned hoot owl hoot with one owl missing” into a patron’s account notes
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
have reached a particular kind of tired where my dishwasher suddenly started sounding like a really good ambient track
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
we can’t do this again
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
‘and then there were none’ was my last read of 2025 and i think i saw you mention it recently. any other christies/ classic mysteries in general that you really enjoy?
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
had a completely baffling & frustrating patron interaction that lasted for several hours on-and-off today, followed a little while later by a woman coming in and saying “mm, there’s just something about libraries. such calming spaces. :)”
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
angel sucks 🙂‍↕️
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
[realtor trying to be politically correct] and if you step through here you’ll notice the en-suite bathroom has their and theirs sinks!
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
cool thing about pb&j is that some of the worst men in my life have given me pb&j preparation tips so every time i make one i go through a short series of flashbacks
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
me: damn why does my throat hurt my water bottle hard at work brewing up its ninth super-bacteria and 15th mold strain: that sucks dude. is it allergy season or something?
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
JAY!!!
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
think i just wanted geese to be vaguely communist. from each goose according to her gander
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
constantly reflecting on the fact that i, for years, misremembered gander as a group word for geese and though “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” meant what’s good for one is good for all
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i can write an excellent letter of recommendation
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
flipped to this page while checking in a book the other day btw. the theory gains ground
chapter 1 in a children’s book about Amelia Earhart, titled “A Tomboy by Nature”
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
love to go out and have a drink and then come home to my tiny dumbass dog. like wow how blessed am i that a small creature lives in my house and sometimes likes to hang out with me
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crisp @crisp-red.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
my favorite hobby is spending hours attempting to triangulate a doctor in my area who takes my insurance while also meeting various other criteria, before finally giving up and scheduling a random appointment with the energy of someone making an online impulse purchase
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/07/2025
Working on a feature about DIY hormones and seeking fellow trans people to talk to, whether you're on a past or present DIY regimen, supplementing your regimen, or offering support to people seeking info. Anon/pseudonymous okay, my email is E2EE (sesmith at realsesmith dot com). Signal sesmith.74.
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