alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 15hMy ability to comprehend is a detriment to everyone and everything Perhaps it would be better had I been born blind and mute, but things are as they are now 000
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026unfortunate coincidence where you relate (almost too much) to a piece of media (🤓) to the point of obsession... ...but then the longer it goes on, the less that feeling remains as the story changes. So now you're kinda just uhhhhhhhh stuck? I guess?? 110
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I better NEVER have to see this stupid fucking goat in relation to an apple ever again I HATE you 000
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whoever implemented Applin and the apple/mossy lure system into Go like this needs to be skinned alive in a bullet ant pit. I need their soulless husk of a body to be repeatedly resuscitated as his brain loses the nerves to even FEEL pain as their torment continues until they are catatonic. 010
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Last Jedi may hold the worst scene ever written/directed in media history, but MLP has a WAY worse character assassination than ANYTHING that happened, even against Star Wars or DC with their LONG list they bent so far over backwards to justify Starlight Glimmer's continued existence that it- 120
Reposted by alleycat토끼머리 @powerandy145.bsky.social · 24/09/2026make sure to leave a mark on your property to let everyone know that it belongs to you 4565160
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 29/09/2026kinning Kieran gone WRONG (I'm still Teal Mask, have not become good enough to hit Indigo Disk (not a champ at anything)) anyways FUUUUUUCK 000
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 28/09/2026heard BSKY can do transparent images now, so drew the wife Mercury as a test (and also to see if I've improved...) #CrimFANON #CrimSTUDIES 3246
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Some lore notes for the #MoldStories world, light establishment of phenotypes between aquatic dragons as well as kobolds that serve all types of dragons (the kobold sheets are old, made around when I made Dust-bold's design) I'll have to touch em up properly later... 040
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just saw an albino husky for the first time, that's pretty rad... ...like, the only positive thing that's happened to me this week, wehhh... 020
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes I feel like this guy I think I wish I was this guy 020
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As much as I hope I can switch to a better job, I will miss certain aspects of delivering pizza... Just delivered to a regular and their kid excitedly wore his Huggy Wuggy costume while greeding me, even telling me he had a Catnap one too... Gonna miss that kind of feel-good stuff, for sure :/ 030
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there's somewhere out there for me somewhere I just need to keep going and I'll find it, right? well, hopefully it's not a lonely grave, that'd be a pretty mean twist of fate (even if I deserve it...) 120
Reposted by alleycatalleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Between general art studies and trying to figure out how I want to make references, I through together this for a project. When Nemuka gets married, the blessing who will come from her surrogate teacher will only happen if she wears a dress she made for her. #MoldStories 1154
Reposted by alleycatLilwhorgi @lilwhorgi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Newly wed Colored commission for @plantedpot.bsky.social #furryart 025746
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Worst feeling about recent developments is realizing that, despite my only goal being to make just one (if not more) friends in any way I could, I ended up coming to the realization that trying to hyperfixate on one person is a horrendous idea and VERY caustic toward them... 110
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Slightly unprompted beyond listening back to soundtracks, but I find it hilarious that people complain about Super Mystery Dungeon's difficulty when the exact same people will complain that the School section of the game took too long and serves no purpose ...despite teaching you exactly how to play 110
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Unless I'm insane, I just delivered to the guy who [ ] me in highschool 💀💀 I gotta verify if I can get a hold of old class information but holy shit... 010
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Chivalry ain't dead, but courtesy sure as shit is... 000
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 14/09/2026got art motivation back, spent two hours on improving a dragon design #MoldStories 0162
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My curse has upgraded, I can now fade from people's perception in real life too! One step closer to being Zorua (the dead one) irl...truly a master of my craft (disparaging scenario tbh I'm NEVER making any friends 😭) comical upside is I think I can quiet quit and see a reaction 3 weeks later lol 000
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Having arachnophobia sucks, I wish I wasn't completely petrified of mostly harmless, completely innocent, bugs... Worse that they're cool as shit as long as I don't have to deal with them in real life...I love spiders but I can't deal with them at all... 131
Reposted by alleycatFabricatedcat ❤️🔥🔞 @plushophilia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026this is the hottest cartoon beast ive seen of all time... i love her cute feet and skin folds uahhhgwjmkxk 161362344
Reposted by alleycatDyris::🌈 @sarifairy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Reshiram postal, from the Royal Capital Outskirts 332693
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ah nuts the new Kirby and Metroid look cool now I need a Switch 2 💀 010
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Well, that sure is the Ocarina of Time with an AI upscale and voice acting! absolutely enthralling that'll be 80 bucks please 000
Reposted by alleycatABT AA-2082 @DRAGONCON2026 @adambrycethomas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#Dragoncon commissions 19783221
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Okay resolution to this morning they both left early on a DATE 010
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love the irony in my manager complaining to me about what other people do to 'slight' him, as though him cutting MY hours to keep 3 troglodytes that always come in 1-3 hours late on payroll. World'smost solveable issue and yet seemingly impossible for the faggotron 9000 himself to parse! 121
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Things are getting deleted/scrubbed much faster these days, either by the actual companies or posers... makes me wonder if something big is coming :P 020
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 06/09/2026gotta love the 8 hour shift turning into a 13 hour shift because everybody else doesn't wanna do their job!! 020
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For my next trick, I will prove my abject failure in character by expressing three positively correlated things: 1. My favorite UTDR characters are Asgore and Berdly 2. Despite Steel & Dragon being my top two fav types, Duraludon and Arch are the worst mons ever 3. Boobs > Ass those who know (heh) 010
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My body does this weird thing where whether I actually register something as spicy is irrelevant to whether my body itself does... I will draw this with the duo because- [I see myself in them lol | DEFLECTION! <] Cutie can't handle spice levels higher than Wendy's "ghost-pepper" (lie...) ranch... 010
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Also hi I'm back btw Had multiple instances happen back to back and then found myself having to work 10 days back to back at both jobs... So I simply jumped offline (thinking man btw) Shockingly I've come out of it feeling a bit better about things, but that's probably just cuz I've more bucks... 130
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You ever have a REALLY good art idea but then immediately realize people will interpret it in the worst way imaginable for the sake of internet brownie points? I might just do it anyways but I unfortunately still half care about my reputation since I still wanna commission people LOL 110
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Alright, I've found resolve somehow, so once last schizo before I scram: PlantedPot will stand as a testament to my failure while CrimPlante will serve as a testimonial for my journey of becoming a good artist. I don't care if it kills me, this is the only thing that means anything to me anymore. 030
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I don't want to wake up tomorrow I'm afraid of leaving myself behind and having to face who I am to be but I have to move forward, because there won't be anything left to stand on if I don't 120
Reposted by alleycatABT AA-2082 @DRAGONCON2026 @adambrycethomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026made myself a new banner for dragoncon and sonicexpo 528863
alleycat @crimplante.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A wonderful day where everything goes wrong!!! Killing myself would be on the menu if I didn't come to the sudden realization that I'm about to be primed for greatness! 100