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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why'd you turn the comments off, Erin?
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New recall items from the FDA. www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every AI company. All of them.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welcome to America: where cheeseburgers are for EARNERS. Eat your veggie soylent patty, you pathetic weaklings.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More recalls. Dangerous objects and contaminants in our food. #FDA #recall #foodrecall www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A new day, a new group of recalls from the FDA. Now we have to worry about contaminated broccoli sprouts, injection medication, and cheese. www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It would be so refreshing to hear a journalist actually ask him a tough question. He'd be so pissed. He hardly ever gets any pushback on his answers.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This man's party has been substituting prayer for action for decades when it comes to horrific gun violence. Thousands of students have gone to school and never come home, and the best this man's political party could ever/can ever muster is "thoughts and prayers."
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What the fuck is this BULLSHIT, @developers.google.com??
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How is this the *actual* recalls.gov website? Honestly? Truly?
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
HR: "tHe aI sAiD wE cOuLd!"
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seems like an important detail before publishing such a salacious piece. No?
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This "battle" you are referring to is rather one-sided, is it not? Would it be accurate to describe the administration's firing of Cook without cause as a "battle"? What ground is she standing on? The legal ground? Is that it?
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ezra and Maggie are so lost in the fucking sauce it's frightening. Talking about one of "Trump's weaves" like it's some kind of high-minded device of rhetoric. Rather than what it is: the ravings of a mid-tier tin-despot wannabe real estate developer with incontinence.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's funny how much certain Americans absolutely love religious speak when it's Christian, but hate it when it's not. Funny.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, because THAT place has the best reputation. Yikes. Plus, Fandos writes like a boob. And he went to Harvard??
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If this had happened under Biden, it would be wall-to-wall, 24/7 coverage. They would be breaking into prime-time sitcoms with the news daily.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's also nice to see we've moved beyond the kind of statement attached here.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
At least the fucking by the Supreme Court means a Democratic president can fix this in their term.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is weird. It just sounds so -- weird.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We are rapidly approaching 100% subscriber-only paywall. @nbcnews.com
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was blocked.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ms. Pendergast blocked me. lolz.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Guess she didn't like my comment.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Top three posts on @nbcnews.com are subscriber-only. Fox News doesn't do that. If you are looking for honest reporting, you only get free alt-right news. Right-wing media is NEVER paywalled. And we wonder why there's a shift.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I see all of Maher's down-punching and awe-struck "wow, they really are right about a lot of things" toward Trump are really paying off for him.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
#vote
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's almost as if that war in Iran was a really bad idea everyone was warning us about.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Our mistress, Lady Cassandra, made the New York Times!! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/o...
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yes, gun violence is horrifying. Just like when it happens in a school. Terrifying. Let's join together and stop gun violence in the US. We should want to be safe in public and education spaces.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dude sat right back down after a minute or so while people were under tables. 'Yeah, I was there. The brisket was so tender.'
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
More and more subscriber-only content. #Sad @nbcnews.com
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Minus the amount the government/Trump probably took off the top.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The editors have made it clear at @nbcnews.com, they want your money.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's on almost everything now. @nbcnews.com
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The hits keep hitting. I've seen like five different error messages.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh, you can all fuck off.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is a real post that the president really posted. How the f*ck is this in any way a good thing? How is this not the ravings of a lunatic? He has access to our nuclear arsenal. This is terrible.
A post on Truth Social that the President of the United States made at 8:06 a.m. on April 7, 2026. "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!"
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Really @nbcnews.com ? Nothing about this unhinged post from the president? Wow.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I can feel this graph. Feel it. I can FEEL it. "They" don't need our spending anymore. This is abhorrent.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm fine with being viewed as a "fool" in trump's eyes.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Colin Jost really nailed Kegseth. It's a perfect impression.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Okay, next. Everyone, all you need to do is make Trump realize how incredible and successful he'll seem if he fires Stephen Miller. It's that simple. Just give him a way to feel powerful and validated, and you'll get what you want. @democrats.org, get on it.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They have free healthcare. Meanwhile. In the US...
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"I can destroy the country if I want to, but I can't add a little fee." This seems like more than a little—and it's growing.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A story in two parts.
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e.g. Cric @cricketpristine.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Fuckin' spill it, Aytollah! Don't just /say/ you're gonna spill it, MAKE WITH IT!
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