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Ivan

@crescentro.se
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 30/09/2026
computers rule
nier:automata running on a friggin android handheld dude wtf
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 30/09/2026
bough an AYN Thor for a trip and wtf you can play Steam games on Android??? even switch games work well! fuck kinda dark magic is this?
AYN Thor
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 16/09/2026
regarding WMs, even if you select for nerds (Arch users), you can see the recent explosion in hyprland is the most popular tiling WMs ever were. and if even Arch users were majority DE users, I don't think tiling WMs were ever a major factor (probably due to config complexity)
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 05/09/2026
never worked harder for a potato in my got damn life
spiral cut potato in an air fryer
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 04/09/2026
landlord installed a new ikea oven, the sticker is in cyrillic and the oven has not been on market since 2018
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 20/08/2026
mouse
17.9975 bits per second
N 1024 Sc 116 Si 8 60.0s
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 12/08/2026
give up. uninstall app. install it again. refuse to log in. purchase day ticket as guest. it works. masterful work as always kojima
happy emoji giving a thumbs up
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 09/08/2026
environmental storytelling
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 19/07/2026
it's going to be so over for the music industry when i finally complete my rockbox sync app for linux this is the mass market tech the media execs are trembling in fear of
ipod classic playing some bangers
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 09/07/2026
do you think i can file a chargeback against logitech for sending me an invoice for 80 yen rather than 79.99€?
order confirmation for a logitech mouse billed at 80 yen
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 07/07/2026
ok did another cyberpunk 2077 ending today (panam's) and it's significantly better, so i revise my previous harsh judgement
cyberpunk 2077 screenshot: misty gives you a tarot readingcyberpunk 2077 screenshot: cat licking paw at the top of a stairwellcyberpunk 2077 screenshot: V plays with their bullet necklace in rain
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 06/07/2026
finished cyberpunk 2077 for the first time tonight and it was great until the ending
cyberpunk 2077 screenshot: V gives the pool table the finger from first personcyberpunk 2077 screenshot: Judy looking over Night Citycyberpunk 2077 screenshot: keanucyberpunk 2077 screenshot: hanako arasaka yapping with keanu bemused in the background
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 02/07/2026
i am choosing violence today
github code review, screenshot of a comment on `mise.toml`: "we have nix at home"
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 13/06/2026
"this mix is so ass, sounds like a cat mixed it" oh ok
black cat sitting in front of a ddj-flx4 (his ass is NOT locked in)
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 31/05/2026
why yes my knees also crack when i squat or kneel
15 year club
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 21/05/2026
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 17/05/2026
friend got diamond earrings that are so tiny even my macro lens had trouble focusing (and these are crops)
small diamond in a 8k gold flowerfour small diamonds in 14k gold
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 12/05/2026
OVERWATCH IS NOW PLAYABLE
Overwatch patch notes
Sierra
Helix Rifle
Weapon fire volume reduced.
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 05/05/2026
fuck sake
Claire, the calico cat from the quoted thread, shows up once again, and is eager to be pet by a stranger
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 03/05/2026
you may not like it but this is what peak straight 30yo male music taste looks like
Apple Music Replay for April 2026
Top artists: underscores, Slayyyter, Tiffany Day
Top songs: BRITTANY MURPHY. by Slayyyter, Tell Me (U Want It) by underscores, SAME LA by Tiffany Day
Top albums: U by underscores, HALO by Tiffany Day, Electra Heart (Platinum Blonde Edition) by Marina and The Diamonds
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 01/05/2026
meanwhile, the rightful resident continues to bravely and fiercely guard the area under the couch against further intrusions by strange women speaking a foreign language. We commend Basil for his efforts and hope Claire has returned home safely.
black cat hiding under a couch
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 01/05/2026
upon her arrival at a pet hospital at 23:30 on a Friday evening, the staff scanned her microchip and had a proper laugh at the fact that Claire is owned by their colleague, who had just left home ten minutes ago. She was promptly summoned back to her workplace to pick up her delinquent daughter
calico cat investigating a stairwell
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 01/05/2026
Claire proceeded to invade my house, eat two churus, repeatedly hiss at my cat who was very confused with this new development and had never spoken to a Dutch woman before, then resisted arrest for her crimes until reinforcements arrived: it took three people and a towel to put her into a carrier
calico cat sitting on a windowsil
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 01/05/2026
Claire sneaked into my building alongside my best friend, who then helplessly texted me "help me, there's a cat."
calico cat sitting on a stairwell, deeply invested in sniffing a fence
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 01/05/2026
hello! this is Claire 🥰 do you want to know how I know this is Claire?
calico cat perched on a windowsil
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 01/05/2026
get yourself friends who stay with you despite the lore
Ivan: overwatch has a new game mode
Ivan: 4v4 team deathmatch and all players are the same character
Ivan: a turkish guy whose ultimate ability is to be possessed by a finnish demon
Ivan: this game mode was created specifically to spite me i think
<friend>: Ahaha are you okay?
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 12/04/2026
how to ask your bestie out for lunch
viora — 12:22
🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ ❓

liusaidh — 12:22
?
oh
5 guys
?
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 11/04/2026
black cat loafing on a staircase
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 28/02/2026
• [viora]: sometimes i sit alone in practice mode and go third person and spam good work voice lines on domina to make myself feel something
* Mamagounda (Mizuki) to you: Hello!
* viora (Domina): Hello!
• [Ecliypse]: dude
• [hankiepankie]: thats cool dude
• [Ecliypse]: I lowkey relate
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 22/02/2026
bought a tiny photo printer recently and went through 2 packs of papers already and also got this wonderful pic
photo of a baby black cat held up next to the adult version of the same cat
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 13/02/2026
live Basil reaction:
photo of a mildly perturbed black cat
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 13/02/2026
oh hello
photo of the clair obscur expedition 33 original
soundtrack vinyl album cover
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 23/01/2026
welcome to the club 🤝
macbook pro covered in many many stickers
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 17/01/2026
a completely innocent creature who has committed no crimes today
black cat on a window glaring at the camera
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 17/01/2026
my friend, who definitely is not autistic and definitely does not have adhd, took my medication for the first time today and said "well my brain is quiet and i can focus on one thing at a time rather than always multitasking, not sure what's so good about this"
a white dog giving you the side eye
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 10/01/2026
this kitty teapot has been the greatest purchase of the past year and it's not even close
photo of a kitty teapot and a kitty cup
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 10/01/2026
if you're hiring from EU, I would encourage you to check the AI regulation there. this is very likely not compliant without some pretty strict guardrails, oversight, and potentially a risk analysis, and even then you're opening yourself up to more trouble than it's worth (imho)
screenshot of text: "More concretely: while LLMs can be a useful tool to assist in the evaluating of candidate materials per [rfd3], their use should be restricted to be as a tool"
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 30/12/2025
36 months into 6 months away from being replaced by AI 11 months into 3 months away from AI writing 90% of all code
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 21/12/2025
my winter project is to finish this app i started 2 months ago, which is a very stupid, human friendly to-do app that encourages you to do five things each day of course since i am so organized and thoughtful, that means i can also afford to make a game with my coworker as my 2nd winter project
screenshot of a work in progress task management app showing five tasks and some extra "fun" widgets
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 15/12/2025
the expedition 33 artbook is actually incredible wtf
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 22/10/2025
i bought a macro lens, it’s so over for you all
macro shot of a purple and orange leafclose up shot of a black cat going to town on a wet snack, just absolutely devouring it, lil bro is locked inmacro shot of a torn up spider netmacro shot of various tiny fungi and lichen on tree bark
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 11/10/2025
growing up
git diff: removed neovim, added nano
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 15/08/2025
can someone check in with anthropic ceo to see how this is going? just want to make sure we're still on track for our Q3 deliverable of 90% of all code being written by AI
Screenshot of tweet dated March 11 2025: Anthropic CEO, Dario Amodei

in the next 3 to 6 months, Al is writing 90% of the code, and in 12 months, nearly all code may be generated by Al

@slow_developer
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 22/07/2025
today's mood #rust
screenshot of a Rust function that converts a PyDate to a time::Date with a comment: Captain's personal log, supplemental. Honestly, `time::Month` is one of top 5 most useless abstractions I've ever had the "pleasure" of working with - genuinely what is the point? It's just been a fucking annoyance every time I had to deal with it. Just use an `u8` like a normal person and validate it like you validate other fields already! I swear I'm going to use `jiff` next time instead just for this. Computer, end personal log.
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 27/06/2025
hello new friends, i have no new posts for you because i'm on vacation but you can have a photo of my cat instead
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 25/06/2025
maybe I do not want to know what's going on in New York
Bluesky Trending panel showing two keywords: "Zohran Mamdani" and "Big Balls"
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 13/06/2025
"how many layers of indirection are you on?" "i dunno, like 2 or 3?" "you are like a little baby. watch this"
Diagnostics:
1. the method `value_parser` exists for reference `&&&&&&_infer_ValueParser_for<Date>`, but its trait bounds were not satisfied
   the following trait bounds were not satisfied:
   `time::Date: ValueEnum`
   which is required by `&&&&&_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_ValueEnum`
   `time::Date: ValueParserFactory`
   which is required by `&&&&&&_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_ValueParserFactory`
   `time::Date: From<OsString>`
   which is required by `&&&&_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_From_OsString`
   `time::Date: From<&'s std::ffi::OsStr>`
   which is required by `&&&_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_From_OsStr`
   `time::Date: From<std::string::String>`
   which is required by `&&_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_From_String`
   `time::Date: From<&'s str>`
   which is required by `&_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_From_str`
   `time::Date: FromStr`
   which is required by `_infer_ValueParser_for<time::Date>: clap::builder::impl_prelude::_impls_FromStr` [E0599]
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 12/04/2025
the imagemagick manual has a "form filling" section and i just want to ask that you reply if you ever used this method to fill out a form prior to seeing this skeet, because i want to firmly shake your hand and then ask what the fuck is wrong with you
screenshot of the imagemagick manual, "form filling" section, explaining how one would invoke imagemagick in a shell script to fill out a form. See https://usage.imagemagick.org/text/#form_filling
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 11/04/2025
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Ivan @crescentro.se · 11/04/2025
hehe
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