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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. Bonus points for alt-text telling us where it is from.
Dusty, wispy-looking clouds sweep across the bottom of the frame. Photo taken looking toward (but not directly at) the sun so the clouds are capturing a lovely golden glow. A tiny silhouette of a welcome swallow can also be seen 

Taken at home in my front yard, Aug 20 at just after 5pm.Moon shot, literal. A small blurry half-moon visible in the centre of a cerulean blue sky - photo taken of the moon directly overhead at golden hour, not long before sunset.

Taken at home in my front yard, Aug 20 at just after 5pm.Half pure blue sky, half wispy golden hour clouds. It really was a lovely time of day to capture shots for sky diary.

Taken at home in my front yard, Aug 20 at just after 5pm.An extra golden-looking golden hour shot. The same wispy clouds but so golden this time the sky has lost some of its blue.

Taken at home in my front yard, Aug 20 at just after 5pm.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The tiler laid these tiles this way to torture me, specifically
Crop of the lower left corner of the original post’s mosaic image, with an annotated red double-pointed arrow pointing at a white tile and a green tile that are incorrectly placed within the overall pattern, and should be swapped.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Willow wearing her cone
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
😩😩😩
Cropped, zoomed-in version of original photo, focusing on a mislaid white tile where there should be a black tile, interrupting the border pattern.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rowan Atkinson, surely
Rowan Atkinson delivering liturgical humour while dressed in vicar robes
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🫨
A zoomed-in crop of the photo from the original post, showing a mistake in the tiling pattern.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
👌😌👌
a weirdly zen screenshot of an incomplete methodology section that reads "Methodology: we will be"
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Inspired by this post from @calebcrain.bsky.social
A screenshot of a BlueSky post by user Caleb Crain @ calebcrain.bsky.social posted 33m ago that reads: “American flag but the square background behind the stars is light green”
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Did somebody order American Flag Blue?
US flag with the blue behind the stars replaced with an image of the green algae of the Reflecting Pool. Algae image credit to Jared Angle c/o The Eagle Online dot com, tweaked to emphasise the green tones of the algae.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Thanks for reminding me of this classic:
A screenshot of a classic tumblr exchange between users personsonable and miaislying that reads:
@ personsonable:
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters 
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
@ miaislying:
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
@ personsonable:
decay exists as an extant form of life
@ miaislying:
That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Here’s my cat Pixel miraculously sitting in the cat bed that he and his sister both refuse to use.
A black cat sits curled up in a fluffy cat bed on a carpeted floor. Behind it is shelves with various junk, and more miscellaneous junk around it.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Updated due to current events
Scribbly low-effort version of a Time Magazine cover, hastily drawn in the iOS Notes app (dark mode), featuring a yellow stick figure and the headline “Please Idolise This Billionaire” written in white, with the ‘B’ of Billionaire covered with blue scribble, and the letters ‘TR’ overwritten in purple for contrast.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
God forbid I try to get anything done (He is purring now, so of course I forgive him)
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We sure are 💯 I heard in Italy, during pandemic-lockdown-driven panic buying, every shelf of pasta was completely bare, except this one which was fully stocked everywhere.
Everyone’s least favourite form of pasta, Penne Lisce. With no ridges to hold the sauce, there’s no escaping that distinctive cardboard taste.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When does the scalping start?
Brad Pitt starring in ‘Inglorious Basterds’ declaring “Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Näzi scalps”
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Haha this thing is great
A fan-generated title card for a fake episode of Star Trek: Voyager. The episode title reads “Kim Dies Again” and features the underside of the ship as it glides through space.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
David Bowie wearing an incredible costume  inspired by the Bauhaus’ “Strange Ballet”. The legs are huge semi-circles, creating a silhouette of a literal pear-shape, and it is black with silver concentric lines. He has his signature red mullet, striking makeup and red platform shoes.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The two legendary bird Pokemon Articuno (left) and Moltres (right) over the caption ‘ARTICUNO VS MOLTRES LEGENDARY BATTLE’
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t
At the top: the crew of Artemis II mission currently en route to the moon
At the bottom: the original four members of SG-1, the flagship team of the Stargate program
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Gimme a table in a car and a five-dallah milkshake
Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega enjoy an overpriced burger meal and shake (on Marsellus Wallace’s dime) at a table seated inside a mint-green convertible Cadillac inside the Jack Rabbit Slims fifties restaurant in Pulp Fiction. Not paying with his own money didn’t stop Vega from having a whinge about the milkshakes being overpriced.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@theabigailthorn.bsky.social girrrrrl! What a pull ✨
Wikigacha card for Abigail Thorn’s Wikipedia page
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
hell YEAH I pulled an episode from my favourite Trek series
Wikigacha card for “Dreadnaught (Star Trek: Voyager)” with a caption that reads:

"Dreadnought" is the 33rd episode of Star Trek: Voyager, the 17th episode in the second season. The USS Voyager encount ers a Cardassian weapon that is en route to destroy an innocen t civilization in the Delta Quadrant due to sabotage by Chief E ngineer B'Elanna during her time as a member of the Maquis.

The card also features an Attack of 3193 and a Defence of 1167.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Oiiii SICK ☁️☁️☁️
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I get what you’re saying, but it’s hard to see stuff like this, and to watch Albo happily and expediently capitulate. At this stage, preferential voting may be the only thing that staves off the right.
Albo chumming with Trump for reasons that still elude sensible people
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This kinda did it for me. Why does Queen Bey have to serve *so much* next to Mr Milqtoast 🤷‍♀️
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Photo of all time
View of the newly installed banner at DOJ featuring DJT, with personnel in camouflage walking past in the foreground
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oop, got it - it says “Make America Safe Again”
Photo of the installation, cropped in at the bottom of the banner. Two men are securing the banner hung at the DOJ with the updated phrase “Make America Safe Again”. The ‘F’ of ‘Safe’ is obscured by a flagpole.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Timeline doing incredible work tonight, just magnificent 🤌
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
That was fun! (I’m one of those dorks who like to take those Pantone tests 😅)
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sign seen at Minnesota protests that reads “Trump can oligargle deez nutz”
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is blatant Phlox erasure
Denobulan Doctor Phlox of the NX-01 USS ENTERPRISE puffing up his face (in surprise? Shock? Seduction? Hard to be certain)
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Quote with your pink art 🩷
An artwork featuring fluoride pink paint & black embroidery thread, depicting an abstract geometric pattern. The pink section is a diagonal stripe, from the top left to the bottom right, and the black thread forms descending parallel lines that run adjacent to it.An artwork featuring fluoride pink paint & black embroidery thread, depicting an abstract geometric pattern. The pink shape is a triangle, and the black lines form hatching over the top
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Guns Akimbo
Daniel Radcliffe in Guns Akimbo, standing outside on a wet paved public area possibly a driveway - wearing a checked bathing suit robe, old tiger-claw slippers and guns nailed to his character’s hands with a crazed look on his face.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This is the bit that fucking gets me - they know the treatment is safe. They just don’t want trans kids to be happy.
A dot-point from the Ministerial Direction that reads: Puberty Blockers or Sex Hormones will continue to be prescribed for a medical condition other than Gender Dysphoria.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oh thank god, finally a master suite with both a Coat Bath AND a Huge Wak M#N Closet.
A cropped-in version of the ai-rendered house floor plan posted by OP. The crop-in focuses on the master bedroom labelled “Master Suite” which itself features no less than three built-in closets, with a connecting ensuite bathroom labelled “Coat Bath” that features two toilets, and also a “Huge Walk-in Closet” with the word “walk-in” mangled by the generator. The closet is adjacent to a “Master R0ksn” which was presumably meant to be a bathroom, though it only features a toilet and a small bath in the corner; as well as 2 doors. All these little rooms are situated around a small void space labelled “Main Foyer”, which in the context of the rest of the plan is definitely NOT the Main Foyer. Outside the Master Suite is also a “Master Room”, which is a funny way to say Sun Room
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Omg it’s duck cake’s evil twin
A duck-shaped cake, as featured in the Australian classic Women’s Weekly Birthday Cake cookbook. It is covered in yellow icing and features lolly accents for its eyes and buttons, popcorn for its ‘hair’, crinkle-cut chips for its duck bill and a BIG red bow tied around its neck. Notorious for its difficult assembly, it has been the bane of parents everywhere since the ‘80s; likely even more so since it featured in an episode of Bluey. At least now the millennial kids who picked it are getting their comeuppance as parents.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Just got the news that our childhood cat crossed the rainbow bridge today 😞 she was 21 so she enjoyed a lovely long life but I still miss her 😭💔
An elderly Skitz, seated in the slightly overgrown grass. She loved being outside; she was the most herself there.Skits, a pretty tuxedo cat, lying on a small mat on a tiled floor. She has a look on her face that seems to say that she is in the middle of something, can’t you keep it down? She wore that expression oftenA slightly older Skitz standing on a small outdoor patio table (that has been brought indoors for some reason) next to two small food bowls. She is delicately posed, either for the camera or in plea for food. Probably the latter.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This post is up there with this classic:
Classic @dril tweet that reads “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL”
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
How is the #Brisbane tag not completely clear overrun with storm posts? Last night and this afternoon’s storms are some of the worst summer storms I have seen and it’s only November.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Screenshot of the title card for the animated cartoon ‘Bananaman’, featuring the word ‘BANANAMAN’ in all caps wrapped around Planet Earth, with the titular hero flying past with his banana-skin cape. The expression on his face is as unhinged as the show’s premise
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Dumping here for future use
A screenshot of an Apple Notes drawing of a Time Magazine cover featuring a stick figure and the headline “Please Idolise This Billionaire”
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
No talk him he angy
A cropped-in image of a baby Butcher bird looking directly at the camera with an angry expression
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Spotted Pixel bug-watching at the window, staring at this unfortunate beauty. I took a photo to admire those eyebrows then took mercy and flipped it over. Can anyone ID? #brisbane
A brown beetle stuck on its back on a windowsill. Its legs are splayed, it’s looking directly at the camera, and has the most fabulous, luxurious eyebrows you’ve ever seen.  The same beetle now flipped back over, still resting on the brick sill. A little bit of fuzzy hair is poking out from under its shell.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Oh my god hahahaha 😂
Excerpt from Isaac Asimov’s satirical essay that reads:
And my daughter said, "I think Mr. Spock is dreamy!"
I started! If my daughter said Mr. Spock was dreamy, then he was dreamy to the entire feminine population of the world, for my daughter is plugged into that vague something called "femininity" and her responses are infallible.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I want to come back as phrog
A photo of a frog sitting outside on a windowsill at night, looking in. Photo is taken from inside looking out.
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Jesus H Christ 😶‍🌫️
OneDrive push notification labelled ‘Memory Montage (sparkle emoji, clapboard emoji, music notes emoji): Relive the best moments of September 11!’
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I’ll be in mine, playing non-stop rounds of this
Riker and his dad Kyle sparring Anbo-Jyutsu style on the holodeck in Star Trek: The Next Generation S2E14 The Icarus Factor
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Now there’s a man who’s just OOZING with confidence
A cropped in shot of E J Antoni as he stands next to Trump in the Oval Office wearing a thousand yard stare that indicates he definitely isn’t in over his head - nope, not him, he’s very confident indeed
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It’s giving Former Australian PM Scott “it’s just coal, it’s not gonna hurt you” Morrison
ScoMo sitting in parliament holding up a piece of coal to the opposition while wearing his signature shit-eating grin
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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Ok but since they broke up, can I travel with this photo on my phone?
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