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Padres, Broncos, .NET, Colorado. The Stat Guru with a Side of Sass.

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creanium @creanium.net · 28m
But unfortunately it was received as “not a home run” fact, hence the discourse on both sides wanting a particular narrative
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creanium @creanium.net · 51m
The left field wall in Milwaukee is 342 feet. So changing the search to balls projected 340 feet or further brings up 22 hits. (Also: first reply used the wrong “too”, sigh) baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_sea...
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creanium @creanium.net · 56m
It’s a disingenuous stat though. It’s being presented as fact that “it’s never been a home run so it certainly couldn’t be a home run” when the parameters are to narrow. There *have* been balls hit further than 342 feet with 49° launch angle and lower EV than 105 MPH.
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creanium @creanium.net · 13h
“When the Padres K 9, a rabid canine is allowed to maul the opposing team’s leadoff hitter. Sponsored by Petco”
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creanium @creanium.net · 13h
The left field wall in Milwaukee is 342 feet. So changing the search to balls projected 340 feet or further brings up 22 hits. baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_sea...
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creanium @creanium.net · 13h
Counterpoint: The search parameters are two narrow. In the statcast era, I see 7 home runs with a 49° launch angle, 4 of which have a lower EV than 105.3 MPH. baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_sea...
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creanium @creanium.net · 13h
I think the parameters are two narrow. In the statcast era, I see 7 home runs with a 49° launch angle, 4 of which have a lower EV than 105.3. baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_sea...
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gavin Sheets off 100.8 mph! That’s the fastest pitch a Padres player has homered off of under tracking (2008 incl post) And 3rd-fastest for HR by anyone in postseason in span, behind: Seiya Suzuki, 101.4 mph, 2025 NLDS Game 5 Jackson Chourio, 101.4 mph, 2025 NLDS Game 2
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creanium @creanium.net · 01/10/2026
They have done everything right so far with the broadcast
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creanium @creanium.net · 01/10/2026
The convention is in Chicago, and he follows up with “PVC is hotter than PCA”
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creanium @creanium.net · 30/09/2026
Manny got Kershaw’s stank on him when he gave him that sinister slap between innings. That’s why he couldn’t field the ball
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creanium @creanium.net · 28/09/2026
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creanium @creanium.net · 28/09/2026
I want a loud horn too
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creanium @creanium.net · 28/09/2026
Tirico just came out of commercial and showed the clocks and said that it was adjudicated correctly because the rule is that if the game clock and play clock ever show the same number, there can’t be a delay of game at the end of the quarter. The clocks overlapped by a half second
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creanium @creanium.net · 28/09/2026
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Bo Nix
ALT: Bo Nix
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creanium @creanium.net · 26/09/2026
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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creanium @creanium.net · 25/09/2026
As a Dougco resident, you have my vote.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi hello. The Padres can clinch a Postseason berth today! with: a win AND a loss by AZ
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Fernando Tatis Jr. Home Run Bat Flip
ALT: Fernando Tatis Jr. Home Run Bat Flip
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creanium @creanium.net · 21/09/2026
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creanium @creanium.net · 20/09/2026
Checkdown merchant strikes again
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creanium @creanium.net · 20/09/2026
First inkling is a torn Achilles. Ugh just brutal and awful to see.
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creanium @creanium.net · 20/09/2026
Oh I do too. “Why bother testing elsewhere? Everyone uses Chrome.” Curious to know how much business they lose and if they’re tracking the errors. I’ve had issues on Firefox with Walmart’s site too where I can’t log in.
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creanium @creanium.net · 20/09/2026
It was (still is?) trendy for the kids to be spouting, “Safari is the new IE6”. I’ve long planted my flat on the hill that “Chrome/Chromium is the new IE”. As a Firefox user and as time goes on, I find I’m proven more and more right and it’s maddening and saddening.
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creanium @creanium.net · 17/09/2026
👀
A screenshot of the MLB app showing Xander Bogaerts of the San Diego Padres is due to bat this inning and currently 3-for-3 with a home run, triple, and double, needing only a single to complete the reverse natural cycle.
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creanium @creanium.net · 17/09/2026
ump be like
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Ken Jeong as Chang: I'll Allow It
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creanium @creanium.net · 17/09/2026
I hope he just stands on first even if it’s another double
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creanium @creanium.net · 17/09/2026
he's halfway to a reverse natural cycle now
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine a job where, faced with a difficult decision, you could just stop going to work www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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House to leave early, punting Hegseth impeachment vote until after November elections
House Republican leaders cancelled votes planned for Thursday. Members won’t return to Washington until Nov. 9.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr.! 455 ft That’s his fifth 450+ ft home run this season, most in MLB
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creanium @creanium.net · 15/09/2026
The next announcement is that Ed Sheeran is playing Kennedy Center, isn't it?
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creanium @creanium.net · 15/09/2026
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свобода воля
ALT: свобода воля
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creanium @creanium.net · 14/09/2026
Can confirm the existence of wind bsky.app/profile/gree...
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creanium @creanium.net · 13/09/2026
Sure but local models will be a niche product. Like desktop Linux. Or self-hosted media servers. Or vanilla Android. On-prem vs hosted has many trade offs and the debate rages. What laypeople see with AI is a solution in search of a problem, thrust upon them, and it now becoming a political issue
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creanium @creanium.net · 13/09/2026
It appears particularly reductive to tell people that if they’re not optimistic about a technology that a huge swath of the populace feels to their core is an existential threat to their wellbeing, then they’re not trying
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creanium @creanium.net · 13/09/2026
I don’t think the pessimism about AI is inherently about the technology. It’s distrust in tech companies. It’s pushback against marketing hyperbole, against the barrage of being told it’s going to replace us, against rising costs from hoarding. It’s emblematic of a lot of distasteful things
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creanium @creanium.net · 10/09/2026
🐴🐔🔒
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creanium @creanium.net · 10/09/2026
🐴🐔🔒
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creanium @creanium.net · 09/09/2026
*Jonathon Cooper has entered the chat*
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creanium @creanium.net · 08/09/2026
clearly the next step is Song of Storms during a rain delay
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creanium @creanium.net · 08/09/2026
🫶🏻
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creanium @creanium.net · 08/09/2026
You should seek help
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
my take on the ocarina of time remake is that it looks fun and i am excited to play it with my children
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creanium @creanium.net · 08/09/2026
Hookem
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creanium @creanium.net · 29/08/2026
No way, core memory unlocked. My mom put Huddles wallpaper up in my bedroom when I was about 3 years old and that’s what I grew up with. I had no idea that’s what it was
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creanium @creanium.net · 26/08/2026
Tim fucking Apple, man
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creanium @creanium.net · 26/08/2026
We were cool until U2 showed up
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you'd like to join me in a making a small donation to Imagination Library Colorado in celebration of the life and generosity of Dolly Parton: www.coloradogives.org/story/Wordof...
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creanium @creanium.net · 24/08/2026
What an utterly unserious organization.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2026
Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan
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Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan
LOS ANGELES—Clarifying that he was simply curious whether there was a comparable version of himself overseas, Los Angeles Dodgers third baseman Max Muncy reportedly asked teammate Shohei Ohtani on Tue...
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