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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He's doing that 'pushing one out' face again.

iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

For once the FBI (Federal Beastiality Institution) is giving out sound advice. I'd be very cautious around any woman willing to date an ICE agent too.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Which of the German maufacturers are part of this? I don't understand.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Has anyone considered making cars that people can afford?

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

She looks like she drinks vinegar anyway.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He's only there to make sure team Trump gets rich off Ukraine's rare Earth metals by blocking any peace deal that does not include this.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

No that was whoever allowed someone who couldn't complete a f***ing sentence to run for a second term after they vowed the first time to only run for one term because of concerns about their age.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Taking more than one Viagra can be very painful. I found that out the hard way.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Death, could you please stop f***ing around teasing us? You know fine well who we want.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If they say they haven't imported any foreign beef, I'm inclined to believe them, it's probably horse meat.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

They're like the opposite of the three wise monkeys.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

You just have to go about it the right way. I was chatting with Mitch McConnell for hours only yesterday. He got a little angry trying to explain his current situation and asked if he needed to spell it out for me. Of course, I said he's going to have to - that's how ouija boards work.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Trump's glaring self contradiction. He denied there was any missile shortage but also said that the person that leaked the shortage information would be prosecuted.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It makes me wonder why they don't want you to see what their business is really like.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Well, by that logic, I'd need to dismantle my rock garden.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Antiques and cultural artifacts mainly. Last year the total was a little over $1m worth of trade. This year they'll be lucky to break $70,000 for the whole year.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Socialism is on the rise! The Dow is too. ∴ Socialism is good for your investments.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Have you tried blessing the rains, down in Africa?

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I know why he's forever praising Putin, he's a sleeper agent.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'll believe it when I see it. He's U-turned too many times to take any of his plans at face value.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It's as good as jam roly poly with cheese sauce.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I suspect a further 20% would say, "No there not."

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

With any luck they'll hide it under public restrooms that aren't hooked up to a sewer system.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"I don't want to brag, but I just finished a jigsaw that said it was 2-4 years, and it only took me six weeks"

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

He looks like someone trying figure out how to march, and it fits his level of intelligence. "Does my left arm go forward when my left foot does, or is it the right?"

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

He already knows what the plan is. He's turning the faucet of market optimism on by saying the Iran deal is ready to be signed, then turning it off by bombing Iran. He makes money turning the faucet on AND off. This will continue as long as the markets are stupid enough to believe his bullshit.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

You do, of course, know that they already understand it's wrong and that the point is the shock, disgust and outrage? I suspect they are glad you are all playing along.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Pardons are not an overturning of the judgement, they are forgiving the crime. Any fines would still have to be paid. What I'm suggesting is that assets are seized and transferred. In those instances you don't wait for someone to pay. The asset is legally recorded as belonging to someone else.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

The courts need to start taking huge chunks of their assets instead of jail time. Pardoning them can mean no jail time, but it doesn't mean they get their assets back.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I'm disappointed you missed out Richard Thomas in Space Waltons - Also known as Battle Beyond The Stars. Especially because his ship was very shapely.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

He forgot the colon. The '47' is referring to himself. It should read: 47: years of extortion, corruption and death.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Congratulations to the plank @bbc news, that thought a banner covering a quarter of the screen was a good idea.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Have a tittle-ating Easter.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Mine was the movie Catch 22. Poor hungry Joe. The scene where the plane deletes half of Joe, standing on the pontoon.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"LOCK HIM UP - LOCK HIM UP - LOCK HIM UP"

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"I will take the ring"

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I refuse to ever use one. This does not pay income tax but a human driver does. This is effectively defunding everything.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Adam Jentleson, his former chielf of staff, in 2024 wrote to Walter Reed hospital with concerns about Fetterman's mental health. He stated "Fetterman engaged in 'conspiratorial thinking', 'megalomania', rambling monologues, and obvious lies" Reminds me of someone else...

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

This gets a LOT more sinister when heavy thing = her No wonder he's checking surroundings and saying his behaviour is non-optional.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Q) If a woodchuck could chuck Chuck, How much Chuck could a woodchuck chuck? A) Yes.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

That's how everyone in Hollywood made it. Every single one.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

You can bet that Trump has already asked his staff or advisors: - Can it be flown out? - How much oil can a submarine hold? - How long would it take to build Suez canal 2? - Why can't we just put water in cars, they're not smart enough to know the difference?

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Those countries that receive oil through the Strait of Hormuz are mainly China 37% and India 14% (the entirety of the EU is less than 1%) They have not one single clue what they are doing.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I'm just waiting for Trump to suggest we start putting water in our fuel tanks because your car is not smart enough to know the difference. I doubt it would be the stupidest thing he's ever said.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Trump is now asking the nations that get oil transported through the Strait of Hormuz to help out securing the strait. That would be China 37.7% and India 14.7% They have no f***ing clue what they are doing.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Cant help but think of Trump, every time I see a dog turd with hair-like mould growing out of it.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Just don't get it anywhere near citric acid.

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iD @creakybones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Magneto. He's really attractive.

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