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Ooooh! So sorry. The correct answer was 'not a lawyer... not a lawyer...' <sad_trombone.wav>

Anytime someone tells you that conservatives understand economics better than progressives or liberals, just point to the last 50 years of charts and graphs. When wall street gets excited about bond rate yeilds, you know shit’s bad.

10-Year Treasury Yield Briefly Tops
5.32% After Hotter CPI

The 10-year Treasury yield surged past 5.32% yesterday after September's consumer price index rose 3.7% year-over-year, fueling expectations of further Federal Reserve rate increases.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Not even shitting you. I was 5 years old and used my birthday money. I also brought it to school and Sister Laurinda played it for everyone.

A 45 single of YMCA by the Village People

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

How low and criminal does the bar have to be to “lose Tr*mp’s confidence”??

How Kimberly Guilfoyle Lost Trump's Confidence and Her Job in Greece

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

One thing you should know about me: I’m equally unserious and insufferable in real life.

Person: can't today I got a baby shower and then one of my friends birthday parties tomorrow

Me: Baby shower? Babies take baths. Also: don't shower with a baby, that's weird.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Honest question: what the fuck was going on with this peek-a-boob blouse? Like, either show us your tits or don’t… but pick one.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oooffff… A Cat 4 Toxic Family. That explains a lot.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh... dear... who's gonna tell them?? 🫣

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Guess who bought some Italian Grandma’s super duper Catholic shrine at a flea market?? Bonus: the bottom door folds out into a shelf and came with some extra crucifixes and holy water.

A shadow box containing a porcelain pieta with faux stained glass

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is one of the best canning and preserving books I’ve ever seen. It has a recipe for the absolute best goddamn bacon I have ever made in my life.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There can no longer be any doubts. America is in its 1984 era.

Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
• Acting Army Secretary Adam Telle set the execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan for 1 p.m. Central on December 3 at Fort Hood, with the Pentagon confirming on Thursday that the firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
• Hasan, an Army psychiatrist, was convicted in 2013 for the November 5, 2009 mass shooting at the Texas base that killed 13 people and wounded 32 others, marking the first U.S. military execution since 1961 and the first by firing squad since 1945.
• Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recommended the firing squad as a 'no-brainer, stating the public should witness the execution so "people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things," framing the 2009 attack as a radical Islamist strike.
• For the 13 victims' families and survivors, the approaching execution prompts complex reactions; some plan to attend, while others like Leila Hunt Willingham seek closure through faith rather than witnessing the event.
• Pentagon officials confirmed the livestream will proceed, though specific platform details remain pending, while legal experts warn Hasan could file a habeas petition in civilian court to challenge his sentence, potentially delaying the December 3 execution.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Related: Grindr plans to add extra servers in Louisiana to deal with future capacity issues after mid-terms.

Johnson floats return to Louisiana if GOP loses majority in midterms

• On Thursday, Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson told Fox News he is unsure about his political future if his party loses its House majority in next month's election.
• This admission marks a sharp shift from Johnson's earlier denials regarding potential defeat, despite his previous confidence in maintaining the GOP majority heading into the midterms.
• Johnson mused about his future during the interview, saying, "Heaven forbid, if we lose this majority or whatever, I don't know what my next chapter of life is," and suggested returning to Shreveport to start a lawn business.
• Johnson, who scheduled the House to be in recess until after the election, added that if Republicans lose, "it will be because the people were misled."
• Polling data shows Democrats are favored to retake control, with 44% of voters preferring Democrats compared to 37% for Republicans, while nearly two-thirds of adults disapprove of President Donald Trump.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Will her aloof standoffishness ever end???

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“I collect little moments & pretty memories” 🙄

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sister: FB drama with crazypants… Me: Jesus, this better be good… (The brother was out all night on an alcoholic bender…)

Please keep my brother in your prayers. No questions right now just need the prayers

Thank you everyone for the prayers. He is ok and back home now but it was pretty scary. Glad hes good now though which is all that matters

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is it “shitting your guts out daily”? I bet it is.

Trending
BuzzFeed
People Are Revealing The Shocking Changes In Loved Ones On GLP-1s
That No One Talks About

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I found this so funny, I made it into a meme for you.

Kombucha Girl Meme

NO ONE IS
COMING TO SAVE ME

AND THAT MEANS NO ONE IS COMING TO STOP ME EITHER

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Onion / Info Wars is just the absolute best ever.

InfoWars
2 days ago
If you're not doing this, you're leaving gains on the table.

EJACULIXIR
HOME BREWING KIT

FERMENT YOUR SEMEN INTO THE MOST POWERFUL COMPLETE PROTEIN ELIXIR KNOWN TO MAN.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mike bought these and I immediately asked him if he was planning on playing “church.” He had no idea what I was talking about, and I said, “see, that’s just more proof that you received a less than stellar Catholic education.” 😂

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I was recently recommended this book. I’m only a few chapters in, and it’s pretty good. The TL;dr so far: Internal happiness is sustainable over a lifetime. Happiness from the material world is not. 🤔

You Are the
Happiness You Seek
Uncovering the Awareness of Being
RUPERT SPIRA

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Republican propagandist and Government paid Fox Contributor gets promoted to full time Republican propagandist and Fox Contributor…

Karoline Leavitt Joins Fox News as On-Air Contributor

The youngest White House press secretary in U.S. history will provide political commentary and analysis across Fox platforms beginning November 1, two months after leaving the Trump administration.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Evergreen and the new normal. I hate it here.

A two-panel comic

Panel 1: A.I. TURNS THIS SINGLE BULLET POINT INTO A LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I WROTE.

Panel 2: A.I. MAKES A SINGLE
BULLET POINT OUT OF THIS LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I READ.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly, this was suggested to me recently and 🎯

You Are the Happiness You Seek: Uncovering the Awareness of Being

By RUPERT SPIRA

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh no! More leopards unexpectedly eating faces again!

Trump shares Republican senator's phone number in feud over time switch

• On Saturday, President Donald Trump posted Senator Tom Cotton's cellphone number on Truth Social, urging Arkansas residents to pressure the lawmaker into supporting permanent daylight saving time (DST) legislation.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A friend spotted this in the wild. New York is a magical place.

A black octagon sign on an entry gate for “FAFO security system”

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The cruelty is a feature not a bug.

Tennessee, US
Christa Pike is alive a day after Tennessee's failed attempt to execute her, her lawyers say

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Notice how you immediately know that it was two straight men?

Pilot Stabs Pilot on Israel-Bound Flight

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu described the incident as an apparent attempt to crash the plane loaded with Israeli passengers.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Republicans are just better at diplomacy and the economy than Democrats.”

The U.S. Military Exits Iraq, Leaving Behind a Nation in Peril

An Iraqi demand that tens of thousands of militants turn in their weapons falls short in a conflict fed by America's war with Iran

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“My barista used 1% instead of skim this morning. I called her out publicly on making such an obvious mistake. Here’s what it taught me about humility and leadership in B2B sales….”

Lois meme:

THE URGE TO TURN THE MOST MINOR LIFE EVENT INTO A HERO STORY

VS

PEOPLE ON LINKEDIN

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎵AMER-I-CAAAAA FUCK YEAH!!!🎵

Police Investigate After Toddler Pulls Out Loaded Gun at
Michigan Daycare
• On Monday, the Canton Police Department arrested a parent after a toddler was discovered with a loaded handgun at a daycare facility. No injuries were reported.
• Staff members identified the firearm after the child pulled it from a backpack, and the teacher present remained calm, acting swiftly to secure the weapon before harm occurred.
• Canton Police Chief Joseph Bialy confirmed the arrested parent serves as a police officer in a neighboring jurisdiction, though authorities clarified the weapon was not a service firearm.
• The daycare terminated the family's enrollment following the incident as an obligation to maintain safety, while the Canton Police Department will forward findings to the Wayne County Prosecutor for review.
• Parents expressed alarm at the breach, while Police Chief Bialy emphasized thatisafe security of a firearm, making sure that we know where our firearms are located," is essential to prevent future incidents.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Peter Hujar contact sheet exhibit at the Morgan Library was exceptionally gay. Amazing.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“But hear me out… The American Dream ™️©️ but like SaaS for real estate… we’ll call it renting!”

Owning a Home Is Seen as a Financial Holy Grail. But What If It Isn't?

There are many unrecognized trade-offs to home ownership that can make renting a better economic choice

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok - this was really good. Todrick Hall is crazy talented - songs were really good and the cast was really powerful.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Made it to New York City. Check out that view!

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fascists taking both sides of the “environment vs. energy” debate simultaneously is the best worst thing today.

News Story 1: Italian parliament backs Meloni's plan to restart nuclear power

News Story 2: New York, California sue to block Trump administration deals canceling offshore wind projects

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

… and by “normal activity” they mean criminal enterprise.

$5 Billion Flurry of Nearly Identical Kalshi Trades Draws Scrutiny

The rapid trades-all at nearly $5,500-occurred in a single Kalshi market. The prediction market says the trades represent normal activity.

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The banks are offloading $11 Billion of AI risk into the junk bond and getting out. JUNK. BONDS. 🫣😬😆

SoftBank launches $11 billion OpenAl bonds to fund OpenAl investment

• On Monday, SoftBank Group Corp launched $10 billion and 1 billion euro-denominated senior unsecured notes, seeking over $11 billion in what would be one of the largest junk bond deals ever to fund its OpenAl investment.

• Proceeds will cancel a previously secured $10 billion bridge loan facility as SoftBank has committed close to $65 billion to OpenAl, making it one of the world's largest investors in the technology pioneer.

• Citigroup and JPMorgan are serving as lead bookrunners for the issuance, which features three dollar-denominated maturity tenors and two euro-denominated tenors, with pricing expected on Thursday, September 24.

• The bonds are expected to settle on September 29, shortly before the third tranche of SoftBank's follow-on investment in OpenAl closes on October 1.

• SoftBank Group could not be reached for comment regarding the transaction, as markets in Japan are closed for a holiday, though the company is actively working to monetize its holdings in the ChatGPT

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me: “Chalupa Louise Gordita… get your ass inside the house!”

Mom gives birth in KFC parking lot and gives newborn fitting fast-food nickname

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bullshit. Polymarket’s entire business strategy is gambling and fraud.

Polymarket's Rush to Grow Left a Door Wide Open For Fraudsters

CEO Shayne Coplan brushed off concerns about scheme involving stolen debit cards; now the prediction market is bolstering executive ranks as it eyes IPO

By Katherine Long, Caitlin Ostroff and Neil Mehta
Sept. 19, 2026 9:00 pm ET

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Jim 🏳️‍🌈 @crazyjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

1. Immediately go no contact and ghost. No explanations needed. 2. Provide a data dump to the spouse. Pictures, texts, etc. Fuck that dude. 3. Find a good therapist who can unpack what happened in your childhood that makes you keep picking loser boyfriends who treat you like trash. IN THAT ORDER.