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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Today Mister stopped crying and Fanta tried out the cat tree. Progress.

Fanta lying on the top of a cat tree, peering over the edge.

Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I've been feeding a cat colony for about 8 years. We lost two friendlies in the last three months so I'm experimenting with fostering and trying to adopt out four of them. Say hi to the first two yoinked off streets: Mister and Fanta!

Mister, a grey and white cat, is laying in a windowsill between two tall, beige cat trees.

Fanta, and orange, medium haired cat, is lying in a blue felt tunnel.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This is Russell's official "I didn't commit rape" outfit choice.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Suddenly and severely miss living in Scotland

An add for a limited edition "Winter Bru" Irn Bru with mistletoe hanging above a red can of Irn Bru and tagline saying "Spice up your smooches."

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Every night, Bowie is like, "Too much screen time." And I can't even be made about it, cuz he's right.

A grey cat lays right in front of an upright tablet, blocking 60% of the screen.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

It's begun. My Sonic internet is going up 20% in response to an unstable American economy. Not even during COVID...

"As the economy fluctuates, we have to take a hard look at operational costs to continue to bring you the high level of speed and service you expect from us. With the costs of operating and maintaining our network on the rose, we've made the decision to increase our price for internet service.

Old price: $49.99
New price: $59.99

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The "chronically ill" pill box is in my bedroom. This is the "getting older" pill box on the dining table.

A Sunday through Saturday rainbow pill box above a rattan placemat.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Please don't use "health reasons" as a cover for doing actions like this. A balaclava, sure, but if medical masks get banned, that's real harm to the immunocompromised community actually trying to avoid covid/flu etc.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

My suggestion for the day/month/years: make more eggs and soldiers. The whole process is a calming meditation, and with eggs so expensive, puts the eggs on a literal pedestal.

Two soft boiled eggs in egg cups, cracked open, one partially empty with its yellow oozing yolk showing. The eggs are on a white plate that also has a spoon and toast cut into long strips on it.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I've been knitting for a little over a year and I feel like I may have bitten off a bit too much with this pattern for my current abilities...

A bright green cowl with many cables and twists.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Bring back that masculine energy.

Zuckerberg sitting outside at Harvard on his laptop in a baby blue polo via 2004 (the start of FB)

Elon Musk pre-hair plugs in a basic blue button up leaning against a computer screen that says PayPal, at the beginning of that company's start.

Jeff Bezos on the streets of NYC in an oversized brown sweater and white button up, around early 2000s and beginnings of Amazon's success.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I feel like the resemblance is here...

Elon Musk in a suit and bowtie with his pointy nose and skin stretched tightly over his boney face.

Red Skull Vormir from the Marvel movies with his pointy (mostly gone) nose and skin stretched tightly over his boney face.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I don't always make British food, but Christmas is when it truly shines.

A wood dining table with a white plate with three whole scotch eggs, a red cutting board with three quarters of a scotch egg cut in pieces, a bowl of pickled red onions with a fork in it, and a plate of mince pies.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Stomach full of galbitang and view full of Namson Tower.

View of Namson Tower in Seoul on a cloudy night.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

The cats of this childless lady are living their best lives on this election day

Three grey cats lounging on an L shaped grey outdoor couch on a sunny California afternoon

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

When the parentheticals, and lack thereof, say SO MUCH.

Two NYT blurbs on Trump at Madison Square Garden:
1) Trump held a rally at Madison Square Garden. Speakers likened Harros to a prostitute, called her "the Antichrist" and mocked her ethnicity.
2) A comedians at the rally called Puerto Rico an "island of garbage." (OPEN PARENTHESES) Trump's campaign said the joke "does not reflect views of President Trump." CLOSE PARENTHESES)

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Look, I don't like to yuck other people's yums, but if you are spending over a thousand dollars on this, I think you need to pay more in taxes.

Two pant individual jean pant legs on two individual legs with a belt over each knee holding them up. For sale for $1080 at Nordstrom. Assume this price includes both pant legs.

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Katie Schwarz @craziesthawk.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering... then that's what I'm going to do."* Or I assume that's what this Instagram fashion influencer would have replied to me if she'd bothered replying. *-JD Vance.