Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I spend an inordinate amount of time in the plant department looking at tags and googling 'can cats eat ____' on my phone. The answer is almost always no. We have a lot of the same few plants. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026To be an undiscovered wildcat she'd have to be capable of surviving in the wild. Or at least going outside without immediately panicking and running back in. 0131
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Healthcare is, or at least should be, a basic human right. Everybody should have access to the medical care they need to live the best, least painful, most successful life they can live. There's no reason other than pure transphobia to leave trans people out of that. 001
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The rest of my family watches this movie every Christmas, and I don't because I dislike it so much that they can feel it radiating off me even if I don't say anything. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Right, mine only gets "Please don't eat that." (Not the one in my profile pic, she's too smart to eat her own hair, but the other one will go out of her way to eat it). 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day. 15913138
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Or, accept that not everything that was important to you as a child needs to be an active part of your life now. You can have fond memories of something without actively engaging with it as an adult. 120
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"Turns fans' memories into fire" is definitely a way of describing that. 040
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 10/07/2026We used to routinely end up at a military base on our way to an amusement park when I was a kid. They were surprisingly chill about letting us turn around in their entryway. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Honestly, my old neighbor with the yard toilet was comparatively a scholar and a gentleman. 1140
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 06/06/2026There are like two horror movies out at a time and TV ads don’t show gore, I think the squeamish will be fine! 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Moxie has opinions about movies and wants to make sure my reviews reflect them. She thought this one could’ve maybe used more cats. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The Culting of America by Daniella Mestyanek Young 020
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 25/05/2026And don't read this and immediately start thinking of situations where it doesn't apply. Don't look for loopholes. Don't hit your kids. 0640
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’m stuck on the fact that eating food out of someone’s hand isn’t even begging, it’s accepting an offered gift. 080
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 19/04/2026There wouldn't even need to be insurance fraud involved, I'd do it just to do it. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Junk doesn’t go in the trash, Russell. It goes in the junk drawer. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Luna doesn’t know her angles, but sometimes she hits them by accident. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 29/03/2026And frankly some of the books we weed are not in a condition where they should be donated anywhere! Books that have been through that many hands have a SMELL. 0290
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Ngl I want to know what the rubric is for judging how happy someone's vagina is. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Tbh it's the brown leather shoes that get me. Why is he wearing those shoes in the wrestling ring. Why is he wearing those shoes with jeans at all. 111
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Meanwhile, in my dating experience of just letting guys ask me out in person and sometimes saying yes, I have met zero (0) future spouses and 1 (1) serial killer. Time to write a new article. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/03/2026One was a merchant mariner in WWII and then worked for Kodak, the other was a journalist. I am, for the record, not very rugged. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Oh my god, I'd heard about this but never actually saw the picture and it's so much worse than I imagined. 060
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Or anywhere, ever tbh. Just throw it out entirely at this point. 060
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/01/2026It's also a normal amount of ice. She could've at least dumped it into a smaller cup. 030
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 15/01/2026When did we as a nation decide that rural people love complying with law enforcement, is what I want to know as someone who actually grew up in a rural area. 141
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Did we learn NOTHING from Their Eyes Were Watching God?!? 020
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 02/12/2025"You get paid for that?" I'm a librarian. Yes, I get paid, it's my job. 020
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I don't even change the time on my cats' dry food feeder. We don't need the food anxiety starting up again. 050
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/10/2025My grandmother died earlier this year just shy of 102. Normie Democrat her entire life. Had one of those "Straight But Not Narrow" pins in the 90's. Wanted Buttigieg to be president because "he's cute." She hated Trump SO MUCH I don't think we even told her when he got reelected. 020
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Important clarification, more books should smell INTENTIONALLY. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2025If COVID-19 is a vagina virus, does it give you a vagina or does it spread through vaginas, is what I want to know. Or is there a secret third thing I'm not thinking of. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/09/2025My niece tricked me into giving her sauce for her dumplings yesterday. Was it actually sauce for her fingers, the table, and my glasses? Yes it was. 020
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 22/08/2025It's weird to me that there are people who have met cows and still want to drink raw milk. 130
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Big fan of justice, except for people who’ve been accused of crimes. 050
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Wouldn't that be like a badge of honor for a horror writer. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2025A friend’s neighbor is from Vermont. He drives around in a car full of goats. I don’t know if that makes Vermont more or less real. 000
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Half a spine! I would honestly settle for half a spine. 010
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Add on this one and you're getting there. youtu.be/Nuk2DJTLV_Y?...youtu.beAnnoying Gays are Not the ProblemYouTube video by matt bernstein 070
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I kind of doubt that, given that any time someone records themselves speaking with audible vocal fry and posts it on the internet they get a long line of commenters telling them how terrible it is. It's just a thing that happens when people talk. 050
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Oh, people have not gotten more chill about vocal fry. 110
Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/07/2025She let me balance my phone on her butt so I could read. Cute and useful. 030