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Jamie

@crayonsocialism.bsky.social
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Librarian in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Early-stage cat lady. She/her. 🖤🩶🤍💜

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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I spend an inordinate amount of time in the plant department looking at tags and googling 'can cats eat ____' on my phone. The answer is almost always no. We have a lot of the same few plants.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To be an undiscovered wildcat she'd have to be capable of surviving in the wild. Or at least going outside without immediately panicking and running back in.
A black cat with a subtle tabby stripe and vibrant yellow eyes sits inside an open cardboard box with a torn remainder of Amazon Prime tape, staring intently off-camera. There are no thoughts in her beautiful head.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Healthcare is, or at least should be, a basic human right. Everybody should have access to the medical care they need to live the best, least painful, most successful life they can live. There's no reason other than pure transphobia to leave trans people out of that.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The rest of my family watches this movie every Christmas, and I don't because I dislike it so much that they can feel it radiating off me even if I don't say anything.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Right, mine only gets "Please don't eat that." (Not the one in my profile pic, she's too smart to eat her own hair, but the other one will go out of her way to eat it).
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We need to bring back the theremin.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Congratulations, you’ve already built him a fort.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Or, accept that not everything that was important to you as a child needs to be an active part of your life now. You can have fond memories of something without actively engaging with it as an adult.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Turns fans' memories into fire" is definitely a way of describing that.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We used to routinely end up at a military base on our way to an amusement park when I was a kid. They were surprisingly chill about letting us turn around in their entryway.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Honestly, my old neighbor with the yard toilet was comparatively a scholar and a gentleman.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
There are like two horror movies out at a time and TV ads don’t show gore, I think the squeamish will be fine!
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Moxie has opinions about movies and wants to make sure my reviews reflect them. She thought this one could’ve maybe used more cats.
A light colored calico cat sits with her upper body resting on a laptop keyboard, her face turned toward the keys with her ears perked up. Behind her on the laptop screen is the Letterboxd page for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. It has an average review of 4.5 stars.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Culting of America by Daniella Mestyanek Young
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And don't read this and immediately start thinking of situations where it doesn't apply. Don't look for loopholes. Don't hit your kids.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m stuck on the fact that eating food out of someone’s hand isn’t even begging, it’s accepting an offered gift.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
There wouldn't even need to be insurance fraud involved, I'd do it just to do it.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Junk doesn’t go in the trash, Russell. It goes in the junk drawer.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Luna doesn’t know her angles, but sometimes she hits them by accident.
A black cat with a subtle tabby stripe lies on her side on a green bedspread. Her front paws are curled up under her chin, and she looks directly into the camera.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
And frankly some of the books we weed are not in a condition where they should be donated anywhere! Books that have been through that many hands have a SMELL.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ngl I want to know what the rubric is for judging how happy someone's vagina is.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tbh it's the brown leather shoes that get me. Why is he wearing those shoes in the wrestling ring. Why is he wearing those shoes with jeans at all.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Meanwhile, in my dating experience of just letting guys ask me out in person and sometimes saying yes, I have met zero (0) future spouses and 1 (1) serial killer. Time to write a new article.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One was a merchant mariner in WWII and then worked for Kodak, the other was a journalist. I am, for the record, not very rugged.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh my god, I'd heard about this but never actually saw the picture and it's so much worse than I imagined.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Or anywhere, ever tbh. Just throw it out entirely at this point.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Some Old Testament, angry god shit.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It's also a normal amount of ice. She could've at least dumped it into a smaller cup.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
When did we as a nation decide that rural people love complying with law enforcement, is what I want to know as someone who actually grew up in a rural area.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
God forbid a woman look queer and happy.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Did we learn NOTHING from Their Eyes Were Watching God?!?
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"You get paid for that?" I'm a librarian. Yes, I get paid, it's my job.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I don't even change the time on my cats' dry food feeder. We don't need the food anxiety starting up again.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
He’s so warm and cozy 🥲
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My grandmother died earlier this year just shy of 102. Normie Democrat her entire life. Had one of those "Straight But Not Narrow" pins in the 90's. Wanted Buttigieg to be president because "he's cute." She hated Trump SO MUCH I don't think we even told her when he got reelected.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Important clarification, more books should smell INTENTIONALLY.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If COVID-19 is a vagina virus, does it give you a vagina or does it spread through vaginas, is what I want to know. Or is there a secret third thing I'm not thinking of.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My niece tricked me into giving her sauce for her dumplings yesterday. Was it actually sauce for her fingers, the table, and my glasses? Yes it was.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It's weird to me that there are people who have met cows and still want to drink raw milk.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Big fan of justice, except for people who’ve been accused of crimes.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Wouldn't that be like a badge of honor for a horror writer.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A friend’s neighbor is from Vermont. He drives around in a car full of goats. I don’t know if that makes Vermont more or less real.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Half a spine! I would honestly settle for half a spine.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Add on this one and you're getting there. youtu.be/Nuk2DJTLV_Y?...
youtu.be
Annoying Gays are Not the Problem
YouTube video by matt bernstein
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I kind of doubt that, given that any time someone records themselves speaking with audible vocal fry and posts it on the internet they get a long line of commenters telling them how terrible it is. It's just a thing that happens when people talk.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Oh, people have not gotten more chill about vocal fry.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
She let me balance my phone on her butt so I could read. Cute and useful.
Close up shot of a light colored calico cat with a pink nose and yellow-green eyes, one white paw tucked under her chin. She’s sitting on a blanket-covered knee, just barely visible in the bottom of the frame, and the top corner of a dark-haired white woman’s face can be seen over her shoulder.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
No pizza. Only pets.
A light colored calico cat with yellow eyes sits on top of a closed cardboard pizza box on top of a glass top stove. She looks straight into the camera, her expression clearly saying, don’t even try it. Her tail hangs down in front of the oven door.
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I already have a dad, thanks guys.
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